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I think I'm falling for a girl who Im best friends with. What do I do?
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>>35096026
Confess and get friendzoned.
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>>35096026
You STAY in your LANE

Fr though mention it as soon as you can just to clear the air. If you don't, there'll be some serious tension.

Just be prepared to accept the friendship if she says no.
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>>35096051

My pedo urges are rising.

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>when "hip" German youth try to mix German and English
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>>35095797
>he didn't posten
Haha look at this scheisskopf!
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>>35095825
made me lachen
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>>35095797
OP ist ein faggot

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>Was rather afraid of his father, rather loved her mother who spoiled him
>He was not very diligent at school
>He always played imaginery wars outside, his peers got sick of it, and got younger kids to play with him
>His fantasizes about Stephanie, marrying her, but never makes a move on her until ge get's a letter
>When he was in Vienna, he was a NEET who was work shy and leeched of the money of his parents when they died
>Like in war fantasy plays when he was a child, he played speeched infront of his mirror.
>Lied about him going to college during his NEET days to all of his peers in Vienna, and also doing manual labour in Mein Kampf
>was physically actually rather weak
>Even when he all the power in the world and an actual wife, he never had any intimacy with her and with anyone throughout his whole life

/ourguy/
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He never did any hard manual labour, he coudn't shovel snow for half an hour
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>>35095380
This is stimming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB8FCye08g8

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stimming
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>>35095380
>he never had any intimacy with her and with anyone throughout his whole life

>Braun's friends and relatives described Eva giggling over a 1938 photograph of Neville Chamberlain sitting on a sofa in Hitler's Munich flat with the remark: "If only he knew what goings-on that sofa has seen."

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I'm 20 years old, i live with my uncle and I work entry level retail job that barley pays the bills and internet service I just got today. I ususally use dipping tobacco because there is no smell but its still a messy habit plus I don't know if work will give me designated smoke breaks so. I can usually sneak dip when I'm pushing carts outside.
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my friend lets me bum a few cigs off him and I had two yesterday which felt pretty good on my body since I was anxious and I have work today so ill probably stop by one of the stores and get myself a pack of camel and a can of dip
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No. It makes you stink like shit, ruins your lungs, and is expensive as fuck. At least dipping only gives you throat cancer and rots your teeth
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No. Cigarettes are hurtful AND not fun (high) if u wanna pick up smoking try le weed.

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Why don't robots date QT poor Mexicans?
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>>35095022
that girl is 15 at best.
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>implying they don't all want Chavez
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>>35095022
>Why don't robots date QT poor Trash tier Latinos?

ftfy

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/pepe/

mostly reaction faces pls, i will deliver all i have (like 20 or so) if u guys contribute but the ones i have r stale to me as ive used them all before
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mmmm i luv me some pepe
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mmmm allay has akbar pepe
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>>35094878
>I will deliver I have
>20 pepes.
.....hmmm no. I am nit going to help you.

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Hello robots, I'm a virgin fembot, would you eat my hairy pussy?
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>>35094727
With some lettuce and mayo sure
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i just puked in my mouth a bit
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As a fembot, just fucking trim, god. I get itchy just looking at that mess

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>lacecucks buy shoes on looks rather than practicality.

Who else here /velcro/?
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I'm not 7 years old. I can tie my shoelaces.
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>>35094625
Fuck off lacecuck.
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>my vagina when he's wearing velcro shoes

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Daily reminder that if you don't support hebephilia, you're a retarded normie or roastie and should NOT be on here.
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Fuck off Milo.

This wasn't original.
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>>35094508
What age range is it? I just like young looking teens with small titties and young silky skin. Maybe 16 - 18, don't know exactly.
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>>35094541
Roastie please leave.

>>35094552
Technically if they've hit puberty its good, but in general it's 13-16.

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>tfw you just cum while crossdressing for the first time

holy fuck i havent been this hard in months
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>>35094385
>he didn't post a pic a himself cross-dressing
Shame on yuooooo
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>crossdress
>start getting horny
>tfw you've ruined your crossdressing gear by leaking precum everywhere
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>>35094385
>>35094403
I know right! anon should post pics.

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>Make more money in a day than the average joe does in two weeks
>Do literally nothing
>Even have a white knight defense force for when customers feel robbed

being a woman is hard
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If you look at this image and seriously see the woman as the problem, you're a dumbass. It's that convenient list of betas on the right who enable and create this environment. They're the ones giving away their monies for nothing. They're the ones groveling and worshiping her feet simply because she shows some cleavage.

She is of zero blame in this situation. Fuck the betas who are creating this girl-favoring social dynamic.
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>>35094446

Nigga did you read? I'm complaining about them too.
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>>35094384
There is literally nothing wrong with exploiting betas like this.

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Im all ears

Originbal
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>>35094357
Did you pop a boner at any point? Popped one all the time when I held hands with my high school gf
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>>35094370
I popped boners every fucking second cause her body is fucking god level but i mainly focused on her conversation. Im in college so I can control that a lot better than when in high school
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>>35094357
Did you kiss her? Are you gonna date again?

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Why do women empower the patriarchy by becoming voice actors for anime girls that allow misogynist neckbeards to live out their pedophile fantasies?
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>watching dubs
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>>35094341
Are you implying Japanese voice actors can't be women?
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>>35094366
japanese girls dont hate being women have their own anime related fetish subcultures ;)

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Grill here

I usually don't have these temptations but Anzu just does something for me

I just want to kidnap her and use her as a bodypillow forever

stupid smug roach hnnn
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cool blog bitch
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>>35094248
femanon here as well and i as a girl know how as a girl you feel sure is nice being a girl isnt it?
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>grill here
SAGE IN ALL FIELDS

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How can girls walk around with powder and shit smeared on their faces? Can't they see how ridiculous it looks?

And they still wan't equal rights. Ok, but first accept you aren't a fucking barbie doll.
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>>35094187
Umm they already have equal rights? Gosh.
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>>35094187
I rather we just encourage everyone to do it. I mean society expects clean styled hair, clean bodies, reasonably dress appearances and what not so why not just say doll up your ugly to everyone?
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>>35094218
Sure, equal pay then..

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