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>>35094642
I 100% agree. I want to be my bf's living fuck hole.

>>35094642
this was obviously written by a black man

Damn, i wish my wife did these kind of things

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>>35094613
true, fathers have the responsibility of making men out of their kids. its especially important now since the traditions and rituals of passage into manhood that society used to have have faded and our moulding by society is emasculating. my father never did anything.
we are lucky at least to have hte internet so we can learn how a man should behave. came a bit late for me though.

>>35094613
I did.

I think I remember him telling me stuff like "There are many ways to do it" and "Don't listen to what people say about how some positions don't get girls pregnant" and "Make sure you use a condom" and stuff like that

t. non-virgin

how fucking brain-damaged do you have to be if your parents had to explain to you how to fuck

>>35094517
No. At first it seems like bullshit, but it just works. Anyone that tells you that they understand why that's the case is full of shit.

>>35094517
It's an analogy for quantum theory. It's the way electrons and stuff act.

>>35094584
Explain. I though it was about an actual cat.

>riding the bus

You sure had the last laugh anon

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>>35094401
I leave in a poor 3rd world country and don't have a car.
But I'm posting quite a lot of bus stories lately, so there's a plus I guess. The ones who gets the last laugh are us: THE CLOWNS.

>>35094379
how are you today, Martun

>>35094323
/r9k/ will make fun of this guy but there are thousands of 18yo tumblr girls who would look at that and say "daddy af" and get wet thinking about him disciplining them

>Seriously
>Did you know I play football?

hahahah fail

>>35094323
the forehead game is killer

>Sociopathic Chad sadist
I hope you and your entire family dies of incurable cancer, you worthless piece of shit.

>>35094328
wow dude she's not that cute

>>35094319
fuck her and nut in her gook snatch and make bi racial babies faggot

>>35094272
daily reminder fembots don't care what u think :)

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>>35094272
>that Stacey Thundercunt comment

>>35094436
>you get stuck with ugly bloke dudes because they're desperate
>anyone on their right mind wouldnt date a cunt like you

Hes actually right

Definitely want one. Too damn expensive, plus no where to hide it. Stuck with onaholes and hentai for now.

Want one. Too poor to ever afford one.

Living with mom anyways.

>>35094279

Exactly the same as this anon

can I just get one 'you' here for this shit

feels good to get it off my chest

maybe you're all pencils I dunno

Idk op maybe hes good looking and charismatic maybe he is ment to be a self insert for the viewer why would you ask /r9k/ about the ins and outs of the porn industry if i was a robot in the porn industry i woild blow my brains out

>>35094136

Men pay to do porn.
Women get paid to do porn.

underaged b&

wait do underages even like beiber anymore?

>>35093899
wow that's really epic anon XD

>>35093899
wow liking justin bieber is an epic fail XD

Just do it bro, its fun

>>35093909
I feel like I'll regret it though, this is seriously pretty gay
What if it wants to fuck?
Also "she" wants to make out, which sounds really hot (KHV here) but I bet it's been sucking dicks for decades now, do I really wanna kiss that?

"She" wants me to come over after 2.
It's 8am now.
Also "she" apparently likes getting face fucked and being a "sub"
It seems pretty hot to take my sexual frustration out on someone honestly, but I'm definitely gonna feel like shit after.

Am I over thinking this?

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>>35093681
>those fat anime tiddies
Very nice

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>>35093699
Even more fat anime tiddies

Please post her wife as well.

Had a cold so my nose was blocked for a couple of days. Had to breath through my mouth. Its gone now(blocked nose) but i cant seem to stop doing it
Been trying to correct it

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I've been trying to mew but I can't breathe through my nose while my tongue is against the roof of my mouth. I was told to but it back as far as I can but I still can't fucking breath
Help me plz

>'mouth breather'
>a person who isn't intelligent enough to know how to breath properly

BokuDake
Your Name
Death Note
Code Geass
Another

Berserk
Monster
20th Century Boys
Fuan no Tane
Junji Ito

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FLCL
Hidamari Sketch
Shoujo Kakumei Utena
Shiki
Disappearance of Haruhi

Berserk
Onanie Master Kurosawa
Houkago Play

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>>35093534
Trigun
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
Cowboy Bebop
Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

I've only read Trigun and Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind both are fantastic

>>35093479
What does this mean anon. I seem to have missed some threads. Full explanation please?

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>>35093509
If you know the concept overall, there is nothing to be worried about. Perhaps you have any particular questions?

>>35093528
The only thing I understand is something's getting deleted and I should draw a picture and write a code

who is tsuki