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what are your hobbies and interests? what's your personality like? these things are a lot more important than the physical traits you didn't choose

>>35097910
>what are your hobbies and interests?
being a fucking loser

>>35097934
so there's your problem
you can't expect anyone to look past your exterior if that's all there is to you
stop being a loser and you could easily find a caring, sweet and fun gf, please trust me. once you fall in love with someone for who they are they become attractive no matter how ugly everyone else may view them

>night

It's noon you Australian monkey

>>35097705
Originally rude.

>>35097637
I have no friends, everyone -including my roomates- hates me. I'm a quiet guy, I have issues with trust and generally a reserved person: when I open up to people I become very nervous.

My roomates are all women, everything is my fault: toilet leaks...Anons pissed on the floor, the bins need emptying...I emptyed them last week. FUCK THESE CUNTS

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FUCKING NORMIE GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BOARD REEEEEE

Stahp meddling fembots you gross chad baka you'll just get their nudes and ghost them at the end fooker

>>35097647
Normie why? Im not a chad wtf. Im just like you, anon

>>35097714
Definitely what a Chad would say
NEXT

>>35097494
It's the music at the background. It's very emotional.

I hope it's better now for him and that there's no suffering anymore. I used to cry quite a bit too, thinking about him right after the killings. But it gave me comfort to study his life and anything connected to him, making me feel that at least a trace of him exists if not him. And strangely enough, that same process of studying him has started to provide me a lot of comfort when being sad or distressed by some other things.

>>35097494
hes mocking u u shit face. hes in a lambo while filming this.

>>35097985
my bad its not fake

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>>35097333
read the /ic/ sticky but avoid the actual board at all costs

>>35097333
you wanna see the larger shape, medium larger shape, medium shape, small medium shape, small shape, tiny small shape, tiny shape etc when you see a complicate construction, be it organic or inorganic

it comes with practice, get a book, or get a teacher if you want to improve fast and are willing to put in the effort

>>35097365
why avoid the board? are they not good?

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why are mixed people so cool?

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>obama was g-

>>35097272
-rack Obama?

83.
Origi nal post on r9k

>>35097351
how did you get there? Assuming you are a virgin for obvious reasons.

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I fucking hate myself i cant even be a robot right

Because 100% of women want chad and will NO MATTER WHAT settle for less. Not only that, but they also make life ABSOLUTE MISERY to anyone lower than Chad.

Most men settle, because to them love is more important than status.

>>35097290
these are some hardcore generalizations
and also completely wrong

the female biological imperative is getting pregnant, not taking birth control pills and riding on a sea of cocks

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>>35097169
>Prove to /r9k/ you're not a normie.
ok

>>35097169
>turned on by incestual rape porn
>dont shower for weeks at a time
>0 real friends
>0 motivation and will power
>21 y/o virgin freshman in college
>took me a year to get my drivers licence because i was so lazy
>unintentionally let women use me as an emotional tampon and i fall for them and end up heart broken when rejected

>>35097169
>21 yo virgin
>NEET life
>spend all day jerking off at thick white women fucking black dudes
>the only female friend I've ever had friendzoned me for years before I decided to just cut ties
>I can now see it was my fault entirely
>still resent her
>imagine her being fucked by black chads
>jerk off to that
>no hope for ever loving anyone again
>want to kill myself but to coward to go through
>not into vidya/anime/nothing anymore, just self loathing
>still smoke a ton of fucking weed even though it just gets me super anxious and not happy anymore

Because I don't want to commit. I just want to fuck girls.

>5'7"

>5'9"
>manlet
Pick one. Manletism begins at 5'8". If you're 5'9"+, you are virtually guaranteed a gf.

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I'm a 5'8 Asian manlet.

>>35096977
>Nicki Minaj will never sit on your face let you tongue her anus

Is there any point to life?

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;-; iktf op

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>>35096977
My brain tells me that in all likelihood there's no way she's still an anal virgin. But my heart tells me that there's a chance she is, and if she is then there's still technically a chance that I'll be able to take it one day.

>>35096900
Italian or italoamerican, my dude?

>>35096954
Italian-american, from jersey

>>35096900
>Read 23andme results
>Girl says she's 100% European
>Has a British accent and everything
>Read comment
>"Are you sure? You look mixed as fuck. Wow, you'd pass for a light-skinned Latina in Mexico City."

It's infuriating when Mexicans can't tell who Mexicans are.

It whitewashed Asians which is a big no no for leftists

The actor said he was against a wall which triggered trumpets

>>35096834
It was a shitty movie.
>>35097664
It didn't white wash them too bad. I felt like it was made to get guaranteed views from the Chinese. Felt like a big circlejerk between western and eastern culture.
>Wow, you guys are good
>Oh, so are you

Fuck China's attempt to take over Hollywood. Hope everyone of their terrible propaganda movies die a horrible death at the box office.

Curses! I'm not on my laptop!
Your HUGE loss.

why is it always "momcest"

why can't it just be "attractive older woman"

you guys choose to be as fucked up as you are

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>>35096510
may be you can contribute by writing about your love to mommy

>>35096216
LONDON
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Orange post

>>35096216
There is a 100% percent chance this thread was stared by a male. Post pic with timestamp. Saged.

>dominant personality in real life
>prefer to be big spoon as well
>but a little submissive in bed (sex)

Does this work?