Why do women almost universaly act like travelling around is some sort of accomplishment? Why are women so much like children?
https://youtu.be/DHyY0jvNBXo
>>35101364
better to see the world than live in your mother's basement anon
>>35101364
Because it's literally the only "hobby" they can claim. It's the female equivalent to lifting
>>35101364
>tfw wanderlust
>tfw going to school and living with my parents to keep costs low
>tfw you're afraid you're gonna leave school with a bachelors and then be forced into working.
>Tfw stacy gets to travel everywhere on someone elses dime.
>tfw kill me
"Okay I want everyone to tell me their name and something interesting about themself. Why don't you start?"
starting is easy, its when it starts from across the room and goes in a circle slowly getting to you while you start profoundly sweating and heart starts racing
"Hi my name is Bruce and I have a ten inch schlong"
>>35101219
Hey everyone, my name is Anon and I once bought an onahole while drunk. Best purchase of my life.
Come post here, Robots, were we can discuss gay things.
Also, here's the obligatory:
>tfw no bf
>>35101203
>>>Lgbt
Leave fag
Also sage
>>35101308
>implying /lgbt/ is a gay board
It's always been /r9k/.
>>35101308
>He doesn't know how to properly link boards
>>>/out/
>GTA: San Andreas
>TF2
>Overwatch
>Netflix documentaries
>Good food
Who else here getting /comfy/ on this Friday night?
Looking forward to beer and Nioh over here, though I'm a bad and Nioh isn't comfy for me, so I may retreat to Dragon Quest Builders if I need that
Drinking shitty cider, listening to buttrock and playing Osu.
Feels neet man.
>>35101110
>tfw not as comfy as OP
Tell me what to do to get /comfy/
Fembots, I see you at coffee shops all around town and really do think you're attractive, but how do I approach you? There's no way that I won't come off as awkward or creepy. I'm scared of you and am afraid you'll see all of my flaws and insecurities.
I don't want to be rejected.
I don't want to be alone.
What do?
>>35100918
Women, not fembots. Big difference.
Fembots don't go to coffee shops all around town.
>Actually fembots don't exist
>but how do I approach you?
DON'T!
Just let me have my fucking coffee good lord.
>>35100964
Why are you so mean, roastie?
Has anyone fucked with you because of your MAGA cap?
I continue to wear mine, have worn it daily since August 2016 and I don't care if I'm balding because of it.
>some lanklet redditor comes up to me when i'm in front of the meat freezer at walmart
>looks up at my hat
>notice him just standing there, see his disgusted face
>how dare someone not follow his (((MSM))) narrative
>"excuse me, but you do know trump is an islamophobic racist, right?", he says in a condesending tone along with his smug face
>just stand there and look down into his brown spic eyes
>he dots his eyes around like a lizard, a total beta pussy, a straight five seconds
>say "that's what i thought, faggot"
>walk away
>go to check out, a pink-haired nose-piercing fatso is the cashier
>notice the guy in front of me was getting yelled at by the cashier for also wearing a maga cap
>come up
>look down at her
>she admires my 6'5" stature
>she doesn't berate me for being on the trump train
>"tha-that'll be 250 dollars... s-sir"
>just as i leave, she asks for my number
>look into her eyes
>say "i'm not into beastiality"
>leave the store, the meat freezer cuck called the news about a homophobic shitlord at walmart
>news copter shines a limelight on me
>news anchor comes down a rope from the chopper
>news anchor asks me why i do what i do
>look right into the camera, say "Make America Great Again"
>news anchor's pussy floods the parking lot with cum
>soon, my quote echos around the city, every single female cums
>the levees can't hold for much longer
>the entire ohio river valley floods with cum
The price we have to pay to make America great again, isn't it?
>>35100759
ITT: Things that didn't happen
OP is so pathetic he has to tell obviously fake stories to strangers on the internet to feel better about himself.
>>35100759
Not reading all that shit but I wear my maga hat in orlando which is liberal as fuck and never get anything worse than a dirty look. I also get about 1 compliment on it a day. Feels alright.
>>35100790
this aint tumblr kiddo......... people here anrent cucks who make up shit for likes......
just cuz it doesn't fit your LAMEstream narrative? Doesn't mean its a fake story...
Om on a nornie party and drunk af plz give me respect
Uhh... drink some more and then get some fast food when you leave. Don't eat the fast food, but put it in your fridge when you come home. Then you can have fast food when you're hungover
>>35100717
Dude it's 4 in the afternoon at the latest, what the fuck are you doing? Have some respect for yourself and at least wait until the sun goes down.
On a normie party... I don't even have the strength to reee at you.
>>35100846
He probably lives in Europe
>this triggers old white roasties
>>35100699
Tfw you will never be an Asian tomboy
>>35100699
>tfw no kazakh volleyball playing qt gf
>>35100699
she looks extremely cute in this picture anon
How does it make you feel that you'll never look like this fembots?
>tfw no burgeoning belly gf
forget the belly that's the most disgusting vagina I've ever seen
And they're all pretty disgusting desu
>faggots on /r9k/ actually prefer OP's pic to this
>>35100662
Barfffffffffffff* times a jillion
What's worst, physical or mental pain?
um idk my bff Jill?
>>35100453
mental and physical pain - different sides of the same coin
>>35100453
physical = getting kicked in the balls
mental = extreme boredom (trust me, it's worse than loss of a loved one)
>"Keep trying anon, eventually a woman will say yes!"
>>35100293
or never try and nothing happens
I really hope you don't do this to yourself
pic related anon probably isn't telling the whole story here, I've had some massively bullied friends and I can't see this type of shit happening
>>35100293
>only ever asked one girl out
>she said yes
>this was today
You've no idea how euphoric I feel.
>>35100391
She will fuck Chad and break your heart, but not before spending your money.
How do people know they are transgender? Are you supposed to feel attached to your birthsex? How do you even figure that out?
>>35100143
they jerk off to sissy porn until it takes over their lives
pro tip: no tranny can define a non-fetish reason for their transition. "i-i felt like a girl because i liked dresses and barbies!" is a pathetic adherence to gender roles
>>35100143
Look down at your peepee. Does it's existence make you feel disgusted? If so, go to a therapist and see if you are not just memeing yourself.
>>35100303
This right here tbqoriginalwy
Is being homeless really that bad? I can shower at a gym, buy some sleeping bags, and maybe do mechanical turk for some food. I give up on trying to find a job. I've done everything people have suggested to pretty up my resume and I still don't get calls back after sending in hundreds of applications. They go straight to the trash. The bottom line is that employers want to hire normal people and I'm not a normal person. Being 24 with no experience is not normal.
>>35100136
It's pretty sweet desu.
Except for the stabbing, robbing, assaulting and general fuck-my-shit-up that happens. Oh, and I hope you don't like sleeping.
>no experience
>expects a job
Well no shit. You're supposed to intern or volunteer for free to put on your resume first.
No job experience is instant trash tier.
>>35100136
depends on where you live, OP. If you live near the woods and have a tent then it isn't that bad. If you live in a big city then it's pretty bad.
AMA
To make it original ill explain a bit.
My workplace is basicly a huge apartment building were the empoyees live in the second floor and the tards live in the first floor.
My work is to keep the tards basicly busy during the worktime.
>>35100026
so you're a tard wrangler?
have any funny stories?
>>35100026
We know you have funny tard stories
Do tell
>>35100026
You're job sounds interesting what else are some of your duties
Can anyone recommend a cheap ($50 or less) suicide method that isn't horrifyingly painful? I want to do it tomorrow.
Why cheap? You're going to die, max out your credit cards
>>35099940
All I have is $60 bucks in my wallet, I don't even have a credit card.
>>35099928
Please dont kill yourself. I'm sure whatevers going on is fixable.