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>be a loser kv
>meet a girl
>actually start to like her, like no one before
>after hanging out or even just a phone call feel good for a few days
>can't stop thinking about her
>is this what love is?
>not being near her is hard to take
>decide to tell her how I feel
>create the most romantic scene imaginable
>seriously, it could be in a hollywood movie
>confess my feelings
>turns out she has a boyfriend and the relationship started many years ago, before I met her
>she never mentioned the guy, even though we were friends for almost two years
>feel like an idiot, but part ways in a friendly manner

It's been months and I still think about her everyday. I never felt such a connection with anyone and knowing that I'll never see her again feels me with sadness. Maybe people who believe in "the one" are right after all.
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>turns out she has a boyfriend and the relationship started many years ago, before I met her
>she never mentioned the guy
So, who is going to tell him?
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>>35102817
You must have lile never talked to her if she never mentioned she had a boyfriend the 2 years you knew her
Wtf?
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>>35102867
Well, you don't have to believe me but it's true. I later talked with someone who confirmed it. I guess she is just a very friendly and likeable person.

Who here having a bad day/week?
Let out here ITT
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Promised myself I'll study this week, still no motivation. On top of that I feel like a girl on her period this whole week. I don't even want to play vidya, I just sit in front of my computer hugging my knees and listening to music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-yaTMXph_c
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>>35102716
I've wasted so much time, and it's only now truly dawned on me. Still no plan.
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Have a 10 page short story to write by next Wednesday, have a final project for geography and another geography project to do by Monday and haven't done either. Getting really stressed out by uni.

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just be confindent

look at him, he is ugly and manlet, so he had a lot of qt girls, just be confident like him
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Why do you post a picture of George Harrison?
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>manson was ugly
he would've been a 10/10 chad if he was 6'0
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Manson is the one person that I am taller than who got tons of pussy.

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Hmmmm anon, tough choice!
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>>35102536
Ill take both tbqh
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>>35102536
Relative, obviously. Only normalfag "ewwwww incest" fucks would say anything else.
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Does my first cousin count?

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>work out
>get gyno
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Your body looks like my friend's body.
I feel so sorry for both him and you anon.

Did you recently go through a breakup?
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>>35102597
It was 2 years ago.
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>>35102597
>thinking that's OP's body
>thinking OP's body isn't a shrunken husk held alive by machines in a bunker deep underground

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I've masturbated 9 times today
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>>35102473
>tfw too depressed to masturbate
I am a bit jealous m8
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I wish I could do that, I have too much to do
and I'm so anxious
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My libido is at an all time low.

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https://youtu.be/_n2YUhNg41M?t=1m32s

Do you guys realize that every true robot has this disorder?


>B-but muh fake depression
Normalfags pls go


How's everyone holding up?
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I've been in bed for 2 days straight. Cancelled my therapy/haven't taken my meds (Effexor- 75mg/Vyvanse - 60mg) in a week. Comfortably number and wondering why the hell do I like Final Fantasy Brave Exvius (mobile) so much.

Pls send help
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>>35102462
I have social anxiety disorder, aspergers and agoraphobia, would you say I could consider myself a true robot?
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>>35102559
diagnosed or larping?

I dont like to claim ive got all this shit even if stuff like 4degreez says its likely.

That said, i think its fair to call myself avoidant since its been 4 days since i left my room because i cant bare the thought of talking to someone.

I was doing pretty well with leaving the house and then the fishmonger started talking to me about something and he wouldnt shut up. I ended up dropping my spaghetti and felt awful about it. I dont think i can ever go back to that store now.

>They don't drink locally brewed beer
Why?
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because there is no ethical consumption under capitalism. supporting local business is an effort in futility.
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>>35102281
Cause our beer is like filthy urine of a sick old man.
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>>35102281
I do tho. It's meh

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Ever since the 2016 election, people from Reddit and other social media platforms have been swarming to /pol/. They morphed the board as they saw fit, making it even more annoying and stupid. Now on /pol/, in lieu of actual arguments, they call you names, insult your based on your flag, call you a shill, or whatever else. It is most certainly an echo-chamber for Trump supporters. This wouldn't be so much a problem, if it weren't for /pol/ over-flowing into boards like /tv/, /r9k/ and /sci/ to troll and shit up the place. How do we fix the /pol/ problem?
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just tell them to fuck off back you /pol/
politics is for normies
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>>35102246
>insult your based on your flag
>t. A FUCKING LEAF
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>>35102312
They never do fuck off back to /pol/, though. They are never satisfied with ruining only one board. They are a cancer, and cancers, by nature, metastasize. What is the chemo?

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How the fuck do you make a woman cum, i've gave the last bitch that I fucked last time every centimeter of my dick and she even screamed yet I couldn't make her cum.all I want is to know that I have made a woman cum how the fuck is this possible.
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>>35101922
I thought cum meant sperm and only guys did it
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>>35101922
Keep a steady tempo, go hard and fast.

If that doesn't work, it's possible that either you have a small penis or she can't cum from penetration (this is the case with some women). Try eating her out beforehand to give her cummies, or have her hold a vibrator against her clit while you fuck her from behind.
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related question for nonvirgins:

what do you think when you're fucking a grill and she starts fingering her clit?
is that okay because it helps her cum, or do you get offended because she needs an extra boost that isn't your cock?

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Well I thought I found a relationship. Fell in love with a guy I grew up with and we were doing a long distance relationship until I could move back home. Well, he was supposed to come see me this weekend for my birthday and called me last night and broke up with me. Blocked me on Facebook. Won't answer my calls. Totally cut me off.

My birthday isn't until tomorrow at least. Still ruined.

It's not any easier out here for females. I'm 28 and about to be forever alone and I think I might just accept it.

Does anyone want to wallow with me in self pity?
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you know what you're fucking doing here m8

there's about to be 50 different bf applications coming up
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>>35101945
I'm really here to sulk
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Need the details.

Who is this guy? You got him from r9k? How did u meet?
Why didn't you ignore the normies and gotten a real robot bf from r9k?

they took the only thing i enjoyed .

Gaming is dead
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>>35101884
no wonder ubisoft has been so shit.
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no worries, everything is going to fall appart, not just vidya games
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I dont even understand what is happening in the picture.

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i make a big cummie!!!!
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>>35101703
You weebs/pedos/faggots need to get off my BOARD RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35101726
I LOVE ANIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

original
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>>35101873
thats because you're a beta cuck numale with no sense of being a man. kill yourself

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so if everything men want from their woman is for them to be beautiful, feminine, faithful, intelligent, sexual, respectful, why was literally the best and most beautiful woman of all time, Audrey Hepburn (who possessed all of those traits), cheated on by every single man she ever married?

huh, men, could it be that is somehow your fucking problem? of course it couldn't, i'm just being silly.
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>>35101608
>best and most beautiful woman of all time
This is subjective.
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>>35101608
this is one of the worst posts I've ever seen, just shit from start to finish.
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I think anyone who someone as high status as Audrey Hepburn would consider dating probably can fuck anyone they want to. Hence why that happened.

Might as well ask why some famous male celebrity got cheated on by his girlfriend.

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Tell me about that one internet friend you stopped talking to.
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>>35101564
The thing is.. Internet friends aren't real "friends." Comes with the territory.
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>>35101564
His name was tamir, we played together for two years and exclusively talked through Steam text talk. One day, he just went offline :(
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>>35101564
He texted me unintentionally, asking to recommend him some games. Then we started talking about vidya, he told me about To The Moon. Then we talked on Skype about lots of different stuff, exchanged photos and decided too meet up. But when I came to the place where we should have met, he texted and told me that he can't come. Than this situation repeated and we never met or talked again.

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