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>>35094704
You idiot, the trap pill is a gateway drug for the cyanide pill.

>shit humor

>>35094704
>It may be the hardest pill to swallow, but it sure as hell the most necessary one of them all.

this
traps are the future, either accept them now or get left behind

nice thread
originalofmklds

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>Skizotypisk NEET
>kan knap nok fungere uden for mit vaerelse
>staten vil stadig ikke give mig nogen form for stoette

draeb mig

kaeresteparret inde ved siden af gav sig ikke til at kneppe og fik ikke wanket, feels bad man :(

Sut min pik danish fags
Greetings from Poland

say you've been in a coma for 2 years

>>35093515
>he tells people about his life

man why don't you just lie to these garbage? if you ever invited to party or something at night, just lie saying you're whatever you want
most people find it attractive or funny, they don't really care

but seriously, you are 30 khv, you made the whole way to this, why do you want to soil yourself with meaningless sex with a slut, dying a virgin isn't that bad afterall

>>35093515
>want to go out tonight
Go out where? Just say your friends are around somewhere, you got separated. That's what I do.

>>35092597
Only if ur tanned.

>>35092597
>one of the highest standards of living in the world

good country for any life

>>35092597
Sauce pls my dude

>>35107515

Malnutrition, low hormone levels, sedentary indoors lifestyle during adolescence.
Genes aren't everything, you need the right conditions to reach your potential.
My father is a giant, but I ended up with thinner bones than my mother.

>>35107515
I don't think you know what the word clone means.

what another person did to me is what i make me the way i am.

>>35107055
i will date u

>>35107055
your sexual selfishness caused this

you should have eaten his ass

All practice GFS are good for this and only this. One day I'll leave mine because she's lazy and doesn't want to improve

>>35105999
1. I'm not addicted
2. you're hot
3. go away, I'm trying to look sexy bitches

>not using the ideas for real-life materials

>not inspiring one another

>not trying out new things or making your own ideas

>not going on deep web together

I have an asian fiancee (mail order bride from Vietnam) and she wants to watch porn with me.

I'm not sure if I will or not. Already watched so much porn that I struggle to orgasm in real sex. Don't want her to not orgasm with me because of porn

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gfnfhytghhth

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I WANT GF LOOK I HAVE MUSCLES AND BIG PENNIS

help me asdfawefawe

It's like they're all made only to fuck. No wonder they're size queens and cheaters

I've been trying to figure that out man, as shallow as it is, there's no reason to be just friends with a girl, no fucking reason. Either they're acquaintances or y'all fucking. No inbetween. I remember a chick was bitching at me cause she pretty much rejected me and I ghosted on her and she tried to play the pity card. I almost fell for that shit and then I asked myself, "why the fuck would I take friendship as a runner up prize? I didn't get pussy so why the fuck would I hang around?"

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>>35105814
Women are LITERALLY only in existence to be fucked. They are useless beyond that.

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>>35105490
Maybe you want them to think you're potentially homosexual so you'd get invite to their special girly events.

But then you'd expose yourself with an erection. You're playing a dangerous game, my man.

>>35105490
Mirror cells plus decades of marxist indoctrination through media and Hollywood

>>35105490
also is that a cut on Lexi's left foot second toe from the big toe?

>>35105444
your life isn't ruined until you are dead. What happened anon?

>>35105444
>>35105555

nice numbers you have achieved

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>>35105444
>>35105555
God has spoken, anon.

Your life isn't ruined until you are dead. What happened anon?

pint of vodka, probably few beers after that to keep the night rolling

got some pistachios for a snack

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Trying sake for the first time.

Im going to try it cold and then warm it up and see what its like.

>>35106260
>Vodka

Damn, wish I had something that heavy. I'm probably going to buy myself a bottle of gin, sometime soon. For now, it's wine - although, I'm already pretty buzzed.

>>35105167
too busy smoking drugs, ill save the country another time bruhhhh, chill..

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>>35105167

thats danish riot police

>>35105167

nothing's happening

I hope calexit succeeds and I get to march into California with the trumpguard and raze their cities, though

idk taco bell or something

>>35105136
mexicans are worse than niggers

yeah, i said it

>>35105136
It's literally because of muh machismo.

By charging a premium if you want to download my personality into your VR robot

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>>35105021

>implying they won't complain about it being sexist and stuff and make it illegal

>>35105070

>roasties think we want personality with our sexbots

Bitch please!