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>"Will your girlfriend be joining us for dinner Anon? Or does your computer have a virus?"
>laughter
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M-my computer has a virus
I am terribly sorry, allow me to excuse myself.
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>>35097224
>virus
it's not 2006 anymore faggot
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>>35097224
Straight savage
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>you will never fuck a sweaty, disgusting middle aged landwhale
feels bad man
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>>35097201
I've done it, and it wasn't nearly as good as I thought it would be. The blowjob was great but during the sex the smell of her sweat was repulsive.
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>>35097201
>you will never be fucked by a sweaty, disgusting middle aged landwhale futa
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>>35097535
>tfw you will never be fucked AND cucked by a sweaty, disgusting middle aged landwhale futa
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I want to get my dick sucked, i'm super horny and my dick is starving for good blowjob
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Can you teach me how to suck a dick? I've never sucked one before, so I don't know how...
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>>35097192
I-I've never sucked a dick before anon.... b-but if you really want me to try... I guess I could...
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>>35097243
jesus christ you fags are desperate, aren't you?
So can we all agree that being a robot has nothing to do with appearance? Because i've seen every kind of person end up with a girlfriend, or friends or whatever
>manlets
>skeletons
>ugly people
>bald people
>smelly people
>niggers
>pajeets and other shitskins
>poor people
And every other possible kind of people
It has nothing to do with appearance or wealth because people still make it. Its about wanting and not wanting. So dont try to blame your misery on something that has nothing to do with it.
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I agree, being a robot is a state of mind, but being ugly in this society is a direct highway to that mentality.
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>Its about wanting and not wanting. So dont try to blame your misery on something that has nothing to do with it.
What did he mean by this?
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>>35097239
Well i cant argue with that
>>35097296
I mean that being a robot doesnt take any effort. Leading a normal life takes some and you dont want to put any effort in it.
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THEY LAUGH AT ME AND HUMILIATE ME EVEN IN UNIVERSITY. I just tried to talk to people and make some friends,. The greatest mistake. Never listen to normie advice. All I want now is to die.
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And now they are laughing and talking to each other near me. But they never initiated talks with me, all the time it was me. PLEASE KILL ME REEEE
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>>35097166
Stop calling it university you fucking faggot
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>>35097675
How should I call a university then?
Please help
I'm a severely depressed college student who wants to drop out but is terrified of the consequences and judgment from everyone back home if I do. I'm absolutely horrified of confrontation, which used to be a strength of my personality. I hate leaving my dorm room, which I intentionally reserved to be a single room because I have grown to despise being around other people for more than an hour or so a day. I'm not going to class, I'm not doing work, all I can think about is going home. Things are getting pretty bad. I don't take out the trash, I don't do my laundry, I have to force myself to eat and stay hydrated. I seriously have no life force to do anything at all.
Is there something I can do to get back my old attitude so I can buck up and handle my problems? Whether that is to relearn to love college or go home.
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>>35097047
Losallhope.com
The most effective methods are painful so just man up. "Painless" suicide methods have low success rates and a failed suicide is embarasing.
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>>35097047
Take a medical withdrawal. You can go home, get some help and then you have the option of returning to college later if you want to.
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>>35097267
>The most effective methods are painful
If you blow your brains out with a shotgun, there is basically a 100% success rate, and your brain will be destroyed before it has time to process anything, so you won't feel a thing. You are retarded.
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>getting my tire pressure checked at the local shop
>while sitting in the waiting room by myself, I overhear an employee talking to a customer over the phone
>near the end of the convo, the volume gets louder and I can hear the customer
>customer is a female, after talking about the details and appointment, she ends the convo with, "Thank you very much!" in a wonderful, powerful, feminine voice
>guy hangs up then says to boss, we got a $2,000 one coming wednesday
only womyn
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I am confused, is the implication here that they are scamming her?
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mechanics are fucking kikes, I order parts and learned to fix my shit.
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>being such a useless cunt you need someone to check your tire pressure
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Hello! New to r9k from Reddit.
What am I in for?
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>>35096904
Nothing , this board has nothing to offer you
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I have seen sex dolls, anime, porn, more anime, and few memes.
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>>35096904
Hello there, new friend!
Please allow me to be your guide, you'll see, it truly is a great place!
First and foremost, here's the one rule:
-GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD
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He's 35 years old today, robots. It has been over 15 years since the birth of Sonichu.
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How the fuck are him and barb still alive?
He has a gaping hole in his taint and she has ass-maggots.
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J-J-JJJJUUUULLLLAAAAYYYYYYY
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>>35096971
The power of the sonichu medallion is too strong, us trolls cannot hope to defeat him.
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My time is coming robros 2017-02-24 04:54:48 Post No.35096689
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-Do you guys think there are honorable methods of suicide?
-Does being intoxicated negate the honorablity?
-does the amount of family/friends you've left behind make it less honorable
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Their time is up
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>>35096689
Commit hara-kiri with your honarubu brade
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>>35096689
Who the fuck cares about honor lmao, you're fucking dead
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GUY GUYS GUYS
>Be me in college today
>All by myself in the classroom
>Except...
>QT that sit's at my side is there too
>We are the only one there
>awkwardsilence.jpg
>Then...
>Hi anon, how are you?
>er...
>We talk for some time, untill everyone else comes back to classroom
>some time later...
>Leaving college
>She follows me, I notice her and...
>Hi again anon !
>H-Hi !
>Bye !
>Bye !
That's it guys, I'm finally getting a gf, then we'll marry and have 3 children, I can feel it
feels good to be finally recognized as a chad m8
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>>35096673
Guess you can say I turned my sadness into CHADNESS... hehe
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hah it feels good doesn't it?
just wait until she pulls you in
>she texts you every day
>you slowly fall in love with her
>you tell give her your heart
>you buy her a gift when she feels down
>you ask her to meet you for coffee and plan to tell her how you feel
>you pause as you sum up the courage
>she walks away and begins to flirt with your best friend as you let your breath slowly drain out and realize you just got bammed
>you go out onto the roof pool of a freezing hotel and look over the fence, a solitary tear dripping from your face as you contemplate jumping. Who would miss you?
Don't fall for it, fellow robot. I did, and I almost jumped.
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hah it feels good doesn't it?
just wait until she pulls you in
>she texts you every day
>you slowly fall in love with her
>you give her your heart
>you buy her a gift when she feels down
>you ask her to meet you for coffee and plan to tell her how you feel
>you pause as you sum up the courage
>she walks away and begins to flirt with your best friend as you let your breath slowly drain out and realize you just got bammed
>you go out onto the roof pool of a freezing hotel and look over the fence, a solitary tear dripping from your face as you contemplate jumping. Who would miss you?
Don't fall for it, fellow robot. I did, and I almost jumped.
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Going out for a drink by yourself
How do you lads do it? Want to do it today. How do I go out and not look like a loner creep?
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>>35096646
Im in the same boat and would also like to know.
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>Go to store
>Buy some alcohol
>Go home
>Drink it while browsing /r9k/
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>>35096664
Nah, I browse here because I like the banter you guys have but i'm pretty sociable and can handle myself with females.
I just haven't really ever went out by myself and want some tips.
>>35096659
If I get shit advice i'm just going to go to some small bar with old people. There's usually one to two girls there so I can socialize with the old fart and then work my way over to the girls in a natural setting.
Just go for it I guess
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>half a carton a day
Don't you get even slightly concerned about that?
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that's a fuckton of milk
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>>35096663
Take all of my internetz
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>tfw smoke a half a carton of cigarettes a day
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who here sad
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>>35096611
All of us, i would assume
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me happy
: )
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hopefully anybody with a tiny non-dick
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How degenerate is it to steal a girl's panties?
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>>35096589
How degenerate is it to fap in your best friend's bathroom while you sniff his bbw mom's undies?
Idk, but it was awesome.
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>>35096589
>tfw you haven't had a chance to snoop though a girl's underwear drawer in years
I NEED UNDIES RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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>>35096732
>tfw get this chance every single day