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>>35098146
Her vagina is moist. She's turned on.

a vagina excretes natural lubricants when a woman becomes aroused

Just how you get a boner while aroused, women start secreting lubrication from their vaginas when aroused

thankfully you don't know any of this shit in a day and age where there's a ton of websites to teach you everything you wanna know.

You can't do certain thing, alright. Now learn them or shut up.

>>35098088
>>35098142
is it really that fucking easy?

>>35097995
Yes. I love this game but I can literally only play it on god mode or whatever because I always end up going bankrupt on normal mode and I just wanna build a rad city without worrying about my expenses

>>35098091
that's exactly what i do
idk how the fuck people can play it without godmode

>>35097995

that does look pretty comfy, im a train autist myself so id prefer transport tycoon deluxe or something along those lines but i never have the patience or smarts to learn my way around city building/management games like that, the only one ive ever not totally failed at is tropico 4

under the bridge - red hot chilli peppers

Kill Yourself III - $uicideboy&

ginsen strip - yung lean

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>tfw no gf/bf to give me massages and worship my feet

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>>35097765
Describe your feet to me

>>35097814
Long and skinny.

Soft skin.

I put lotion on them.

A fatte

Every time you are able to increase your output damage, do so

This includes leveling up, which means only level strength up (and a few dex and vit to be able to wield the big weapons) and always seek the weapon with most output damage only, without regard to anything else

Last playthrough I did like this I had a lot of fun. Full glass cannon

cleric using only broken straight sword and lightning spears

Dick ass thief

>>35097642
"haha stay mad wagie, bring me my tendies NOOOOOWWWWW"

>>35097642

Nice try, Chad dad. But I have read 'The 48 Laws of Power', and I'm more than equipped to deal with you in an efficient, effortless, and decisive way. :^)

>>35097642
i just saw mom this morning

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>Watching lets plays

Grow up, manchild.

>>35097646
>Grow up, manchild
This place is for NEETs and manchildren. It's like going on the anime and manga board and making fun of someone who likes anime.

I really enjoyed his Pokemon Emerald playthrough back in the day because it clearly took a lot of editing and effort, haven't really watched much let playing since

>>35097523
Did you make that picture?
Because I made the original and I recognize it because the stripe is offcenter

>>35097523
>tfw no lonely gf to hold, and keep company, and slowly become co-dependent on until both of us are scared to leave the other.

>>35097563
how fucking retarded do you have to be to call it a stripe. Calling it a dash might have at least been sort of acceptable. It's a hyphen you fuckman

What? No never! I must remain pure

>>35097367
I, uh, can't say I would.

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I went to a diverse University with tons of Muslims. It was always my sort of fetish to convert to marry some qt pure woman with a rich family. But reality is 90% of them are whores just like all other women. They will dress like a $50 slut but put on a hijab and thinks it's modest. They literally wear see through leggings with a thong showing their cameltoe, but their cleavage is barely covered with a scarf so they're so pure and modest. They will suck off all the white Chads, then graduate and marry some poor beta Arab their parents set them up with because he's becoming a doctor. They're the most conceited naive women I've ever met. And the ones that do dress modest and don't whore out and are wife material won't even make eye contact with you.

The closest you'll ever get to a loyal wife is marrying some monkey looking Filipino.

it tells you about impressions on tweets and everything through the tweet like

>followers directly through the tweet
>profile views directly through the tweet
>tweet impressions


but it's anonymous, just numbers so it's impossible she found out unless she works for anonymous

>>35097415
I don't even have a twitter account, I guess the only way she could find out is by noticing her profile going up a notch in google searches. But that's literally impossible, right?
Thanks btw.

If it's a really quiet account that receives no traffic, it's possible that 3-4 views a day would be enough of a bump for her to get paranoid, but there's no way for her to know it was you. If she has even a moderately normal account with a few followers and post stuff on a regular basis, she wouldn't even notice that much; your views would just get mixed in undetected.

>>35097352

They still have the same mind, it doesn't change them mentally. Thus, you would just be fucking a trans woman with the mind of a faggot. That's gay.

>>35097352
Doubt.

The human body doesnt even regenerate itself within one year.

>>35097352

You'll be long dead before that's ever possible so don't worry about it.

I literally have never made a first move so I'm 0/0 in attempting to get a gf

too much of a pussy

>>35097339
STUMP'D

>>35097339
>if you have arms and legs you should be able to get laid
Then why haven't you?

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had me until (male)

Dumb fucking slut
Irorig

>>35097265
Drop ur contact to talk and we'll see. Discord pls.

>>35097251
Makes me sad to think that some girl stuck in a tiny godforsaken town with evidently very few same-age peers is going to be set up with a creepy r9k neet who cares if she's a virgin or not and about how fucked up that situation is.

>>35097300
>Not feeling sad that I might be set up with a (((nonvirgin)))

Also fuck you I earn minimum wage

>>35097376
my correction, a creepy r9k minimumwagecuck with masculinity insecurity who is so salty that he's still a virgin that he wants it to matter so he feels superior.