who here /knowsnothingaboutcomputersdespitespendingalltheirtimeonthem/
>>35098758
if anything goes wrong, turn the computer off and on again
i built my own pc am i a normie yet
>>35098758
Same. I know basic shit (how to turn them on, how to use word, whatever), but not much else. I've been using computers for about 20 of my 30 years on the planet
I don't really have an idea of what she looks like. Obviously your idea of beauty is skewed by movies and tv and such.
Is pic related considered above average?
>>35098753
Average means you can look at her without getting disguested or aroused
Average brit and american are fat. Fat as in not chubby or a few extra pounds. Actually medically obese, you're killing your health kind of obese.
>>35098788
This. Average is different for different people, but average people are neither particularly ugly or beautiful.
Anyone else live a double life?
On the outside I'm merely a humble autist; shitty job, shitty life etc. But in secret I'm a very high up moderator for a big train enthusiast forum.
There's something thrilling about people not knowing.
>>35098738
I'm Elon Musk, I come here for peace.
Pretty sure those two are the same m8
>>35098774
Not really, people have respect for me on the forum and to a certain extent I have power over people. Nothing like real life desu.
>tfw another day without a girlfriend (male)
>tfw literally every long redish hair trap looks the same
Makes me so confused
>>35098696
>colorblind/half-blind anon thinks every trap looks the same
intredasting
>>35098708
>that not being reddish hair
Are you literally a nigger
This is what Fembots do on a typical "Girls Night Out"
babby mode board games?
okay?
Im a fembot but I have no friends. I'm pretty sure I'll never have another friend in my life.
>>35098677
>>35098688
chek'd
where do i meet fembots irl btw
>trolling bars clad in H&M normie disguise
>start talking to some qt
>daddy issues, attachment issues, recent breakup
>jackpot
>tough out a conversation about Sherlock before talking about "connecting" and "compatibility"
>she falls for it, end up making out in her car
>start saying stupid shit like "I love you", "You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen", "You don't have to be alone anymore"
>fuck, promise to call in the morning, block number
>wake up: 8 blocked calls
How was your thursday, /r9k/?
>inb4 normie re
Cyborg.
>>35098658
Isnt it friday?
Do you actually watch Sherlock?
>>35098686
Yeah. This happened yesterday.
>>35098691
No, but it's easy as shit to fake it when it's just a modern rip of a character that's decades old.
>"I LOVE the way they did Hound of the Baskervilles"
>"OMG me too I love that episode!"
Depression is narcissism and nothing more.
>>35098653
Narcissism is depression and nothing less?
>>35098653
But aren't you suppose to love yourself before others do?
>>35098653
HEY DOC I GOT A BOARD WITH A NAIL ON IT STUCK TO MY FOOT DO YOU THINK IT'S NARCISSISM
>"Sorry anon, I feel bad talking to my friends when you're just sitting there by yourself haha"
>"You always seem so quiet anon haha, you should put yourself out there more, you seem pretty cool"
>"Yeah, why don't you tell us a bit about yourself anon?"
Wat do?
>>35098626
do they never realize how stupid it makes them look when a group of females all looks into the camera like some surprised squawking chickens all having that thoughtless look on their faces
probably not
>>35098626
insert edgy patrick bateman quote here
>>35098626
Respond with platitudes designed to come across as warm and thankful, yet do absolutely nothing with the advice she gave me
>Friend wants me to be his girlfriend
>I'm a boy and I mostly like girls
>He keeps saying lewd things and making me feel confused
What do I do?
>>35098608
>What do I do?
why don't you just try being a girl anon?
Maybe you'll like it. Who knows? I would give it a try first.
>>35098608
>tfw no woman ever showed interest in me
>tfw see all this cute gay shit on r9k
>tfw not gay
Why have I been denied entry to relationships entirely, I hate myself
>>35098608
tell him to fuck off and stop being a faggot i.e. literally ignore him / cut him off
Why don't girls like the quiet guys? I don't talk much because I don't have anything interesting to share. At least to what matters to the conversation.
when I have thoughts like this I tend to feel like Eliot Rodger
don't harbor these thoughts, Anon.
>I don't have anything interesting to share
Therefore you aren't interesting
Ask yourself again why girls don't like quiet guys
Us quiet guys are just playing hard to get.
How's your diet going, anons?
>>35098486
Is this what Orwell pictured?
>>35098486
pretty well lost 20 lbs in just under a month
i think ill be able to get abs midway through march
my solid diet consisting of meth and a bag of salt and vinager chips and 2ls of milk every 4th day is keeping me trim and slim
my shit is tight
Why don't parents help their sons get laid if they supposedly "love" them?
If your mom or dad doesn't hook you up with their young female acquaintances, coworkers, friends or whatever, they don't truly love you.
>needing your parents to get a gf
You can't make much more cringey than that
>>35098454
A lot of parents work to make you successful and confident, two things that make you get laid. If they fail there, then you probably won't get laid with their help
I see what you are doing there and...
Sigh. I just want good company and snugs.
My last therapist, Kimberly, I am like 99% sure she was trying to hook me up with her daughter.
Bored at work. Come start shit in this thread. Get some free yous
CRYSTAL CASTLES IS BETTER THEN IT WAS WITH ALICE
just sayin
Butter is better than margerine.
>>35098510
What's the difference. I've only ever used butter
Why do millenials go their own way after ONE (maybe) bad experience with women?
>>35098417
Fuck off weeb faggot.
>>35098417
Why shouldn't we?
>>35098417
because it already took like 30 years to get to that shitty expierience
>tfw 18 years old
What now?
well, you're no longer legally obliged to be in education, so drop out
leech off your parents until they become so distraught and sick of you that they sever all ties from you, disown you as a son and kick you out
then?
shit, idk, haven't got that far yet
>>35098153
go have sex if you haven't already
could just join the military, marine corps is alright, I'm about to turn 20 and I'm in the reserves, if you become homies with your recruiter he might offer you a recruiting job on the side like mine did, it pays active duty pay plus living expenses, which is $2,000 a month on top of your active pay. If you wanna have an easy life though join the air force. Don't go into the corps without some kind of determination, my 3rd day of boot camp i watched a guy cough up blood from stress cuz he was getting yelled at