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you can go to the movies without people looking at you weird for going by yourself

>>35100405
>implying you can afford a wife or kids

>>35100405
>implying you can take responsibility

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>>35100387
I'm black. How do I go about getting these things besides the black gf meme

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>>35100387
I like a thick black ass, but I don't know that might actually be too much ass. Also stop with:
>girls of other races go for you just for being black

It's not true. Black men like Black women (visa versa), white men like white women (visa versa). The general trend is [gender] of race x likes [gender] of race x. Except for Asian women, they're mad for the white dick.

>>35100387
>>leftists worship you

>certain people just treat your neutral and fairly
>like anybody should be treated
>"HURR THOSE NIGGER LOVERS. THEY BASICALLY WORSHIP YOU"
I'm glad that you people on here have miserable lives, honestly.

>>35100378
>her
>white
>doubt.jpg

because they're fucking retarded, birds are fucking retarded and possibly the worst pet you can own

they will shit on everything
they will chew and destroy everything they can, especially cords for phones and computers and everything else
they will bite you no matter how long you've had them
their bite force is incredibly strong, you WILL bleed

AND THEY CAN LIVE FOR 70 YEARS
YOU WILL NEVER BE RID OF IT

>>35100472
>Blue eyes
>Freckles
I'd put my money on her having been sunbathing.

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>>35100273
t. shes not even a natural red head.

Too easy

If I kept my mind I would likely go insane and kill myself because nothing I do is valued, nothing I speak is heard, nothing I think is considered. All I have is because of my physical appearance. And all for what? So that I can get Chad to stick his penis inside me? What value is that to me?

Life would be horrible desu.

>>35100273
she looks goofy af

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ONE TIME I TOOK A BIG SMELLY POO AND MY DAD SMELLED IT AND STARTING TELLING ME HE DOESN'T HAVE A SON NO MORE HEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHHHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>35100228
You seem to be lost my friend.

This is a thread for intellectuals.

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>>35100430

BIG STINKY BUTT FARTS AND POOP

SMELLY POOPY FARTS

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

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>parents found the smegma well

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>>35100151
>Brother found the fisting funnel

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>sister found the cereal dungeon

whered you cum? in a tissue?

>>35100147
in his own mouth probably lol haha what a fag am i right lads

>>35100174
word op is a homo

>>35100085
>How do I not fuck this up robots?

By killing yourself

She wants to cuck u

You just were asked out, you fool!

Next time just buy an energy drink or crush some adderall.

Cocaine is an outdated meme drug from the 20's or something. We live in the future.

Yeah you are right... it's been like 10 years since I did some last and it just so happened to be around so I figured wth why not... just a shame... it use to feel so great. Guess I'll just stick to the usual..

Sweet trips...

>>35100020
FFFFUCKING ROASTIEEEEEEEES WHY ARE YOU SO HOT AND ALLURING
I REALLY WANT TO HATE ALL OF YOU BUT I CAN'T HELP LONGING FOR A WOMAN'S WARMTH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35100020
LITERALLY made for the BBC!!!!!!!!11

>>35100020
i will never go to pri-

Better to create than consume, does wonders in situations like this. Did you ever have any creative hobbies? May be time to pick that up again

>>35099929
first,you need to cease using "-_-" so people will start considering you a human.

Hit the drugs and watch the years fly by anon, its the only way

>>35099916
Do that thing where you call the cops on him instead

>>35099916
go smoke with him man, what's the issue here
>>35099998
off by one :|

>tfw too socially retarded to find a dealer and all the street weed is contaminated
Should I just grow?

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>>35099854
I was fired from my low pay job today
Already 2 month late on rent
At this rate i might end up on the streets

>>35099906
>I was fired from my low pay job today

Were you the guy who groped your manager's ass?

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>>35099854
This is the best company you can have.

Florida is the worst state because a majority of the best fighting game players in the US live in florida so realistically no one else here even has a chance of being considered good.

I have never met a girl from Florida who wasn't either a slut or borderline retard

The state is also full of:

>ghettos
>god awful humidity
>fucking hurricanes
>dangerous animals, including tons of literal dinosaurs
>drugs everywhere
>dumbfucks
>illegals
>trump dickriders
>old senile faggots
>jews everywhere

I can't even think of a positive thing about it

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>Tfw Pennsylvanian

Feels good man.

>>35099754
>A japanese womans face is so bad that surgical masks are fashionable

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>>35099779
this is the dumbest logic I've ever seen

>people wear clothes because their bodies are SO bad
>not just wearing bikinis all the time b

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>>35099754
yea, it's pretty teasing when she covers most of her face. same thing with nobushi