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You will never be propositioned with a date by an overtly rich gook girl with an egg-shaped head.
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>>35101245
you will it's easy, look up the Jordan Matthews Xixi Bi case

the girl was daughter of some rich chinese business man, went to England got herself an abusive boyfriend got beaten up very often and tried to stay with him until he finally beat her to death

all because he's got that white skin and pink dick

you just have to try
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Probably because the Men do all in their culture.
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>>35101343

>chinese
>dropped

Try again.

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>What's happened to you, anon? You used to be such a nice guy.
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>I grew up, that's it
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>>35101592
EDGE
OVERLOAD
OVERLORD
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>>35101592
>I grew up
What do you mean by that?

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First of all, I've never got diagnosed.

Here's my problem: whenever I see a stupid person doing something stupid I immediatly feel an almost unbearable urge of killing myself. I mean it.

It happens extremely often. I know that I won't ever kill myself cause of it, but still, it's a relevant part of my life, and I don't know what to do about it.
Here's 2 examples from today, just to give you an idea:
>example 1
>be me, in university
>the guy in front of me spent the entire Biochemistry lesson reading trash fantasy books, quite loudly (I'm 100% sure he wanted to be noticed)
>feel the urge of stabbing my throat with the pen I was holding in my hand

>example 2
>be me, in a bus
>look around
>theres a girl with a weird outfit
>jacket and pants match: they're ''cut'' vertically, the front half is denim, the back half is kaki
>immediatly feel the urge of leaving the autobus, tying a big rock on my calve and dropping myself in a nearby river

Is it common?
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I wouldn't say it's either common or autism, but it does seem like something is extremely wrong.

Have you talked to a therapist or a friend about this?
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>>35101054
Do you imagine yourself behaving like those people before you get the urge to kill yourself?
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>>35101054
Youre supposed to get angry at those cunts not yourself other than that youre a normie REEEEE KYS REEEEEE

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Anxiety is kicking in. Help.
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Alcohol until you pass out
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>>35100957
>Alcohol until you pass out
I can't think of many situations where this doesn't work
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There's a magic pill for that called xanax

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Passable traps don't exis--
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>>35100948
There's a penis there, thus not passable as a women
Checkmate
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>>35100948

>10/10 trap
>Tiny little feminine penis
>No big thick meaty feminine penis

Best I can do is a 5/10.
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>>35100948

what is it with """traps""" doing this deep breath in thing on photos

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>it will never be two-thousand seven again
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>>35100885
Say goodbye to your rabu raibu waifu.
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>>35100885
Thank God.
i dont have to see grandad die again.nor other people do it.
i dont have to see obongo elected
i dont need to see whining about justin bieber.
i dont need to see anons suffer twice.
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>>35100885

>2007 was 10 years ago
>The early 2000s were 13+ years ago
>2017 is to the year 2000, as 2000 was to 1983
>We aren't even in the early 2010s anymore, even stuff from 2010 already looks dated
>It's already almost 2020

They can't keep getting away with it.

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The best part of this website is the fact that NONE of you have ANY real influence in the world. Everyone who says stupid things like "All women never settle" don't really change the opinion of many people besides the socially inept.

Its a really comforting thought
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You assume we or I'm trying to influence he world.
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>>35100836
Its not a vengeful thought, its more of a, wow thank god these guys are literal losers.
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>>35100801
???

You know this is the kind of post someone makes after getting pissy that they lost an argument.

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What does /r9k/ think of nice girls?
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>>35100776
What the fuck kind of rant was that?
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>>35100816
It's from an anime. The protagonist has been burned out on rejection because he would confuse a girl's kindness for something more. What was special to him wasn't really special, because it was just the girl's nature to be nice to everyone. So he's bitter about it.

The instance where he recites this is ironic because the girl who triggered it does have feelings for him, but he's too cynical and afraid of being hurt to believe it.
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>>35101174
Oh yeah, because he's cynical, he thinks of niceness is an act people put on to ulterior motives and is thus not genuine. Whereas girls in the past would be nice to him even though they didn't care for him, he thinks this current girl is only being nice to him because she feels indebted to him for saving her dog.

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Would going to prison to live there and get free food and shelter be beneficial?
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>>35100744
If you're living in a single room apartment without heating sleeping on bare frame with no mattress and don't have 3 meals a day then yes.
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>>35100744

>prison
>free food and shelter
>plenty of time to exercise and read books
>can discuss politics and philosophy with fellow prisoners

There's literally nothing wrong with being in a prison.
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>>35100815
>get out
>can no longer get a job

>discuss politics and philosophy
In your wildest dreams maybe. You're more likely to be stabbed

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What do you look for in a woman you want to date?
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Kind and sweet
Not interested in anyone but me
Likes video games and watching anime

>literally unobtainable standards
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a phallus
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https://youtu.be/PwaTwNvkoPo

The only thing.

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How do I cope with having never ever seen a girl naked in real life? I can't imagine what it's like, it's like it doesn't even exist
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>>35100672
I'll tell your right now:

It's like staring at a rock. You feel the void between yourself and another human being when they're at their most vulnerable, but you can never get close to that person. You feel so alone and distanced in this world.
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>>35100689
>>35100672
I've never seen a girl naked in real life before, but my dad forced me to go to a strip club to install a door.

It was a bad experience, and it made me realize that I'll never fit in with normies.
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>>35100689
This
I shower with my gf all the time and its always a very isolated experience when theres no sex involved. Sex is the human attempt at bridging the mental separation between two people through intimate physical contact.
Still though, seeing and touching naked flesh never satiates any desire for longer than the moment.
Hopefully one day we can meld consciousnesses together in computers and achieve true nirvana in a primordial data soup of people you love.

>tfw be invited to a meet-up with multiple people
>arrive on the hour
>nobody else is up
Waiting and sipping my drink right now. Jesus christ why the fuck am I doing this to myself? Why am I even here?
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>>35100600
how's that church meet-up going Christfag?
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>>35100616
Not a church meet-up
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>>35100600
ALWAYS arrive late mate, they knew this.

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>Best friend committed suicide a few years ago.
>Had been friends since middle school
>Cant beleive hes been gone for so long
>pic related far left
>Anyone else know this feel
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>>35100582
I know that feel very well, my best and only friend since kindergarten killed himself last year.
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>>35100582

Hopefully I will never have to know that feel.
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One of my friends OD'd a couple of years ago. :(

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>got laid off two months ago from a decent paying trades job
>couldn't find work so I'm at Subway part time and treated like garbage because I lack people skills
>get news my mom has gotten her cancer back
>sitting and crying whilst holding our family cat this morning
>he falls asleep in my arms while I'm petting him
>he ended up dying in his sleep just now

I had Felix for 12 years and now he's in a shoebox next to me. Just when I thought I was on the road to becoming a normie everything goes wrong.
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>>35100515
Haha I hope your mom dies just like your stupid fucking cat
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>>35100676
Harsh words there. Brutal stuff, mate. Really something else.
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>>35100515
Its just an animal get a new one, your mom is a roastie whore. Death is what she deserves and theres always jobs. Solved all your problems right there.

>all women are sluts
>complains about being a virgin

you're pathetic kiddos just bee yourself
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>>35100413
>you're pathetic kiddos just bee yourself

no
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>>35100413
great point (OP) will anyone here take it into consideration, seriously doubt it
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>>35100513
Take my cock into consideration, bitch

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