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Teach me how to flirt, anon. Is it hard? Will I get pregnant if we do it?
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>>35102225
It's just normal conversation with suggestive overtones.
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>>35102225
>Will I get pregnant if we do it?
Would you like that?
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>>35102225
smile when you talk
get close to them
if they get hissy play it off like "did you have a bad day?"
you could literally flirt just by say "hey, how're you doing?" It's just all in the tone
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME!
>be me
>chink gf
>argument
>she insults me: you filthy white pillow!
>mfw when ZERO (read: NONE) comebacks to sock her with...
>she always wins our arguments for this reason
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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>>35102212
Marry a white girl and send the chink pics of your beautiful children
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Tell she needs to go back to work in a factory filthy yellow nigger
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This is such a fucking normie "problem" and I'm 90% sure it's b8
Pls get out
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post your strongest pepes
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u kno wat to do
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That isn't pepe you fuckin retard
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>>35102224
god fucking dammit i can't do anything right
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>>35102224
Don't bully the guy, you're being mean.
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I got a girl's number from
someone who says she is looking for a date, what the fuck do I even say to her? What are we suppose to talk about?
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send her da D with no explanation
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ay yo mamacita hows about we go back 2 ur place and i rock dat pussay
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>>35102161
Ask her about yourself, tell her about yourself. Make some jokes that become inside jokes you guys can laugh at.
Don't talk about politics. Keep it light.
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>it will be the 2020s in 3 years
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whats your point anon?
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>>35102159
>tfw the year 2000 will be 20 years ago
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>we're closer to the heat death of the universe than when the Wii U came out
end this ride pls I want to get off
>have 6 windows of tabs open that I've saved up during the past 2 1/2 months
>computer is now running super slow these days because of it
>start going through them to see what I want, clicking off the ones I don't and saving the links of/desired content from the ones I do before I click off them as well
>some are removed /r9k/ posts
>risk going to desuarchive even though it's corrupted so I can enter the post number and see what they were
>one of those annoying malware windows pops up
>click off it before it loads
>realize that it was just a whole one of my windows spazzing out/"Not Responding"
>means I clicked off a whole window of potentially amazing tabs
>angryredlippedtoad.jpg
>ctrl+shift+t
>one tab from the window shows up
>try this multiple times
>copies of the same tab
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Is there a way to recover those remaining tabs or am I gonna have to spend a few hours searching the past couple months of my history?
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read this and immediately thought of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOWRWG5_nAQ
sorry OP I don't know but I can recommend:
>saving urls in a text file from now on
>having an adblocker (seriously why don't you have this yet)
>not giving a shit about months-old 4chan threads (that's the whole point)
And what do you mean, desuarchive is corrupted?
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>>35102134
start using bookmarks you fucking retard
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>>35102134
quality autism, your post makes me feel at home anon
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Women are retarded animals. Even your average child had a better sense of decision making and taking responsibility for their actions than the modern American woman does.
>"Fuck you, dad! I'm gonna go do porn!"
>"Wow, this is awesome, I'm getting paid thousands of dollars to take my clothes off!
I'm partying with rap stars and taking awesome drugs!"
>"Why would ANYONE get a 9-5 job, this is great!"
>"Wait, I'm being asked to do some sex stuff now... WTF I didn't know this is what being in porn would be like!"
>"I'm free to leave at any time but I choose to stick around and defile myself... basically that's slavery!!"
>"This is all the Patriarchy's fault!"
>"You should feel like a slimeball if you watch "amateur" porn that everyone knows isn't "amateur"""
>"Now, excuse me while I take a load on my face from this guy and make more than you will in a month, shitlord."
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This summarized the retardation of women so perfectly! I'm screen capping this kek!
There's a video on YouTube by a channel called turd flinging monkey called "women are children" that BTFO all women.
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Anon, most women are normal. You need to get out of your bedroom and stop watching so much fucked up porn.
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>>35102104
They`d all do shit like this. The average woman is like this,sadly. There are some women,who are virtuous enough to not do this,but they are few and they won`t do it,just because of their massive pride.
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Who /mischief/ here?
>Download a emulator
>It says to only download games that I own
>Secretly download games I dont own
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>>35101885
You've been reported to the competent authorities, may you have a good day.
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>>35101885
>download a torrent
>torrent only have a couple of seeders
>don't seed
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>Go to a fast food joint
>Ask for a water cup
>Put soda instead
>Shpleesh anon, why are you always so frustrated and angry about women?
>You desperately need some pussy!
>You're gross, but I guess I'll give you a pity fuck...
Wat do?
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No you Martian chink whore
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>>35101874
This is NOT what I meant by 2D over 3D, OP.
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>>35102120
Would you a toko?
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Mom forced me to go to the library AGAIN :( I can't believe it
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Sucks you got forced against your will, but honestly the library isn't a bad place at all. Go find a nice book and sit in a comfy chair while you read.
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>>35101828
fpbp i think d same
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>>35101828
I can't concentrate while reading
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>be me
>living in germanistan
>go to pharmacy
>want to get my usual antihistamine for urticaria / severe itching attacks
>anon you buy this rather a lot
>it's itching OK but it's not like you could die by an allergic attack
>have you thought about a more holistic approach
>there are surely great homeopathic medicines
>here, take this newsletter and educate yourself
what the fuck is this shit
I can't stand these 1969 relicts who hate weed but promote this bullshit because it's more 'natural' and 'a more gentle way of medicine', 'more in unison with nature'
all these feminist vegan hipster chicks who will be the downfall of this country
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>>35101593
Go buy fucking weed then you sausage nigger
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>>35101605
pretty sure that wasn't the point at all since I was using this to state a contrast in these personas but yeah I'm sure that will help
idiot
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>>35101605
Weed is a nigger drug you degenerate I hate you
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robots, today i will go into the pits of hell (tumblr) to do unto roasties what the fembots have done unto us. 300 pound fembots have dozens of robots beg them for attention, perhaps the opposite is true even if it is to a lesser degree (im normal weight). wish me luck, ill keep you guys updated.
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>>35101516
You are mistaken. The social dynamics are largely the same. For every average/below average/hideous woman there are 20 desperate and horny dudes.
Source: tumblr user
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>>35101573
you are mistaken, i am objectively increasing my odds by venturing into a place where the females significantly outnumber the males from a place that is 99% male. all the content on tumblr wouldn't be sappy inane shit unless this were true, regardless we shall see, like i said ill keep you robots updated about what i see in the belly of the beast.
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>>35101516
Good luck mate, may Kek protect you during your quest.
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>tfw used to be very extroverted but then got more introverted as I got older
Wtf happened to me Robots
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>>35101388
what? are we supposed to just fucking guess?
why don't you open up and tell us about it you insufferable faggot kys
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>used to be a carefree ignorant child
>no longer carefree or ignorant
What do you think happened?
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>>35101464
>tfw became right wing
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>hey big bro, can me and my boyfriend use your PlayStation 4? Tyrone wanted to show me how to play his sports games.
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>>35101285
toasting in epic bread
olive oil
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>>35101285
Sure, after he's doing fucking my asshole
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>>35101587
kek, I laughed really hard at this
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>balls keep dipping into the toilet water
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>>35101250
Flush an extra time after you poo, free washing.
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>>35101250
Do you have the ballsack of an 80year old?
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I've always wondered how this happens. It's a pretty significant distance between you and the water, pls explain