What are my robot niggas drinking tonight. Pic related.
What is that, fruit syrup and peach?
>>35104363
Bahama Mama
I drunk almond bar syrup. I bought it to pour in coffee, but now I'm too lazy to male coffee
>tfw Wikihow is teaching people to rape their classmates to impress them
>>35104172
Wikihow has funny images. Sometime I go there and I search for weird pic.
These fucking people, man
my personal favorite imo desu famlam
>Wendy's got rid of spicy nuggies
Truly a dark day in nuggie and tendie land.
>>35104158
STOP CALLING THEM NUGGIESSSSSSSSSS
NO WAY
serious???
>>35104164
>stop calling them what they are
k
so are you guys still trying to talk to women or not?
>leaving class
>see girl with a big spiked mohawk (think pic related but with hair still on the side) and a jacket with a bunch of punk and metal patches on her jacket
>spend almost a month trying to think of the best way to talk to her
>don't have any classes with her and from asking around she doesn't go out much
>see her in the hall yesterday
>decide fuck it and go to talk to her
>as im getting up to her i realize i have no fucking clue what to say
>she notices i was coming up to talk to her and looks a bit worried
>"uh hey, i just wanted to ask where you got all the patches on your jacket..."
>she seems to relax a little bit and tells me she got them at record shops and even made some of them
>we talk about how expensive band merch is online and how little there is to do out here in bumblefuck nowhere
>were walking towards the school door and my ride is at the other exit
>"hey i have to go my friend waiting at the other exit. my name is *anon*"
>reach out to shake her hand
>she gives me her name but doesn't shake my hand at first
> i start to pull my hand away and then she reaches out to shake my hand
>most awkward handshake of my life
>we go separate ways
i think it went ok and she seemed nice enough to me.
have you guys tried talking to women lately
Anon, next time you want to chat up a bird don't shake her hand.
>>35104167
I dunno if he's in the wrong there, every time a girl has introduced herself to me at uni she's offered a handshake.
>implying I have ever talked to a female
Orig
show me your drawings, paintings, photos, prints, music, poems, scripts, sculptures etc.
>>35104100
come on anons i believe in you
>>35104286
bumper stickerinofor the threadino
>>35104100
did it on flockmod
never was really big on anatomy, shading and coloring or graphic tablet
Who /23andme/?
I'm 4 weeks into my DNA processing, and now I'm worried it'll get refunded.
>>35104096
>letting corporations charge YOU to add you to their own dna database
How retarded can we get.
>>35104131
Chill big smoke.
I ran it through an alias and a mystery address.
I also mandated that they dump the data before the FBI can reverse engineer it.
>>35104131
>implying anyone wants your sperglord DNA
everything they need to know about you they already know
If you've ever raped a fish you're subhuman trash that needs to be put down.
>>35104029
Is it okay if the fish is already dead?
>>35104029
Is it considered rape if I kill it first? Or if I just finger it?
BTW, how to get consent from a fish?
>>35104029
Okay, but what if the fish raped me?
Why do Japs make anime people look white rather than Japanese?
>>35104003
that cat girl doesn't look white, or japanese.
Anime people don't look white, they look like exaggerated cartoons.
>>35104003
>equating 2D to disgusting slutty trash 3D
neck yourself
Post your type and discuss
>>35103918
>INTP
JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP
>>35103918
ENTP
Pretty good if I say so myself.
>>35103918
INTJ reporting in
originalissimo
>19:00 P.M,hungry beats
>Decide to go to a fast food in my nighborhood,is not one of your americans(South America Robot)
>Made my request and sat waiting at a table, just me and my solitude
>So,in a unwanted time,one old lady show up and sit in the table with me,not a MILF,was a FUCKIN old bitch
>The fast food was full of people,evrybody start to look at me
>I'm astonished,anxiety strikes since a long time
>My thought:WTF this bitch is doing here?!GTFO bitch,GTFO!
>I stand there waiting for my lunch for three minutes,which seemed an eternity,and,evrybody in the fast food was lookin at me
>Finally is delivered
>I GTFO of the table,let the old bitch alone and go to home eat my lunch,hear Beatles and try to forget this shit
This was today /r9k/
There's absolutely zero point in putting PM or AM after you write the time out in 24 hour format.
You stupid fucking spic.
> Got out for the entire day wearing this because I lost a bet
I'm pretty sure everyone cringed when they saw me.
>>35104056
I t-think it looks pretty c-cool, anon
Probably really uncomfortable though
>tfw never been to a party
What is it like?
Do people actually have them or is it just something people do in movies?
You get drunk and pretend to like people until you find someone you actually like and spend all night talking to them
You spend around 3hs standing alone with a cup in your hand, listening to shitty music and getting drunk. then you go home
I went to a party anon, before you start screeching normie btfo let the failed normie here explain it to you
>parties are only fun for women and Chads
>if you're ugly you will just end in a corner with other betas drinking until you pass out and go home
>if you're autistic, ugly or azn don't bother to go
Pro tip; save money for an Escort
Can you get me an opinion about my first vlog?
https://youtu.be/eaGImJw2V9g
>>35103585
no one cares
go away
BYE
>>35103585
alright hitting play now, I'll let you know what I think.
ok was that that some kind of prank? or you want people to say "wtf I'm on THAT part of youtube again"?? either way I regret hitting play.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?
>>35103544
lefties btfo once again.
>>35103556
FUCK OFF BACK TO /POL/ THIS IS A NEET/HIKKI BOARD
America is no longer a NEET friendly country. It is only a matter of time before it fades in irrelevance, as it lacks the most important resource of all.
>everyone on the seinfeld cast will die in your lifetime
>>35103414
I don't care and Seinfeild wasn't funny.
*Sinefield music plays in background*
>>35103414
Jerry Seinfeld and Michael Richards are suppose to be huge assholes in person
Have a shower
Wash your hair
Have a shave or a trim
Comb your hair
Cut your nails
Apply deodourant or cologne
Put on your nicest clothes
Stand in front of the mirror
Smile :)
Feels good man
Stick your penis into a pussy
Feels good man
>>35103344
>tfw fucked up teeth and can't afford braces
Feels bad man. I never smile because it makes me so self conscious.
>>35103344
Why cut nails if I can bite them?