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What are my robot niggas drinking tonight. Pic related.
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What is that, fruit syrup and peach?
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>>35104363
Bahama Mama
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I drunk almond bar syrup. I bought it to pour in coffee, but now I'm too lazy to male coffee

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>tfw Wikihow is teaching people to rape their classmates to impress them
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>>35104172
Wikihow has funny images. Sometime I go there and I search for weird pic.
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These fucking people, man
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my personal favorite imo desu famlam

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>Wendy's got rid of spicy nuggies
Truly a dark day in nuggie and tendie land.
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>>35104158
STOP CALLING THEM NUGGIESSSSSSSSSS
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NO WAY

serious???
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>>35104164
>stop calling them what they are

k

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so are you guys still trying to talk to women or not?

>leaving class
>see girl with a big spiked mohawk (think pic related but with hair still on the side) and a jacket with a bunch of punk and metal patches on her jacket
>spend almost a month trying to think of the best way to talk to her
>don't have any classes with her and from asking around she doesn't go out much
>see her in the hall yesterday
>decide fuck it and go to talk to her
>as im getting up to her i realize i have no fucking clue what to say
>she notices i was coming up to talk to her and looks a bit worried
>"uh hey, i just wanted to ask where you got all the patches on your jacket..."
>she seems to relax a little bit and tells me she got them at record shops and even made some of them
>we talk about how expensive band merch is online and how little there is to do out here in bumblefuck nowhere
>were walking towards the school door and my ride is at the other exit
>"hey i have to go my friend waiting at the other exit. my name is *anon*"
>reach out to shake her hand
>she gives me her name but doesn't shake my hand at first
> i start to pull my hand away and then she reaches out to shake my hand
>most awkward handshake of my life
>we go separate ways

i think it went ok and she seemed nice enough to me.
have you guys tried talking to women lately
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Anon, next time you want to chat up a bird don't shake her hand.
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>>35104167
I dunno if he's in the wrong there, every time a girl has introduced herself to me at uni she's offered a handshake.
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>implying I have ever talked to a female
Orig

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show me your drawings, paintings, photos, prints, music, poems, scripts, sculptures etc.
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>>35104100
come on anons i believe in you
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>>35104286
bumper stickerinofor the threadino
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>>35104100
did it on flockmod

never was really big on anatomy, shading and coloring or graphic tablet

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Who /23andme/?

I'm 4 weeks into my DNA processing, and now I'm worried it'll get refunded.
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>>35104096
>letting corporations charge YOU to add you to their own dna database
How retarded can we get.
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>>35104131
Chill big smoke.

I ran it through an alias and a mystery address.

I also mandated that they dump the data before the FBI can reverse engineer it.
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>>35104131
>implying anyone wants your sperglord DNA
everything they need to know about you they already know

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If you've ever raped a fish you're subhuman trash that needs to be put down.
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>>35104029
Is it okay if the fish is already dead?
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>>35104029
Is it considered rape if I kill it first? Or if I just finger it?
BTW, how to get consent from a fish?
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>>35104029
Okay, but what if the fish raped me?

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Why do Japs make anime people look white rather than Japanese?
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>>35104003

that cat girl doesn't look white, or japanese.
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Anime people don't look white, they look like exaggerated cartoons.
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>>35104003

>equating 2D to disgusting slutty trash 3D

neck yourself

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Post your type and discuss
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>>35103918
>INTP
JUST

FUCK

MY

SHIT

UP
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>>35103918
ENTP

Pretty good if I say so myself.
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>>35103918
INTJ reporting in

originalissimo

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>19:00 P.M,hungry beats
>Decide to go to a fast food in my nighborhood,is not one of your americans(South America Robot)
>Made my request and sat waiting at a table, just me and my solitude
>So,in a unwanted time,one old lady show up and sit in the table with me,not a MILF,was a FUCKIN old bitch
>The fast food was full of people,evrybody start to look at me
>I'm astonished,anxiety strikes since a long time
>My thought:WTF this bitch is doing here?!GTFO bitch,GTFO!
>I stand there waiting for my lunch for three minutes,which seemed an eternity,and,evrybody in the fast food was lookin at me
>Finally is delivered
>I GTFO of the table,let the old bitch alone and go to home eat my lunch,hear Beatles and try to forget this shit

This was today /r9k/
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There's absolutely zero point in putting PM or AM after you write the time out in 24 hour format.

You stupid fucking spic.
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> Got out for the entire day wearing this because I lost a bet
I'm pretty sure everyone cringed when they saw me.
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>>35104056
I t-think it looks pretty c-cool, anon

Probably really uncomfortable though

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>tfw never been to a party

What is it like?

Do people actually have them or is it just something people do in movies?
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You get drunk and pretend to like people until you find someone you actually like and spend all night talking to them
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You spend around 3hs standing alone with a cup in your hand, listening to shitty music and getting drunk. then you go home
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I went to a party anon, before you start screeching normie btfo let the failed normie here explain it to you

>parties are only fun for women and Chads

>if you're ugly you will just end in a corner with other betas drinking until you pass out and go home

>if you're autistic, ugly or azn don't bother to go

Pro tip; save money for an Escort

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Can you get me an opinion about my first vlog?

https://youtu.be/eaGImJw2V9g
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>>35103585
no one cares
go away
BYE
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>>35103585
alright hitting play now, I'll let you know what I think.
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ok was that that some kind of prank? or you want people to say "wtf I'm on THAT part of youtube again"?? either way I regret hitting play.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?
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>>35103544
lefties btfo once again.
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>>35103556
FUCK OFF BACK TO /POL/ THIS IS A NEET/HIKKI BOARD
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America is no longer a NEET friendly country. It is only a matter of time before it fades in irrelevance, as it lacks the most important resource of all.

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>everyone on the seinfeld cast will die in your lifetime
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>>35103414
I don't care and Seinfeild wasn't funny.
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*Sinefield music plays in background*
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>>35103414
Jerry Seinfeld and Michael Richards are suppose to be huge assholes in person

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Have a shower
Wash your hair
Have a shave or a trim
Comb your hair
Cut your nails
Apply deodourant or cologne
Put on your nicest clothes
Stand in front of the mirror
Smile :)

Feels good man
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Stick your penis into a pussy

Feels good man
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>>35103344
>tfw fucked up teeth and can't afford braces

Feels bad man. I never smile because it makes me so self conscious.
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>>35103344
Why cut nails if I can bite them?

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