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Imagine never having to leave the womb
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Bump for the ultimate in comfy
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Imagine never being conceived
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>>35105214
Nah the womb is the ultimate comfy. And I will kick mummy upside her kidneys if she doesn't eat the tendies that I like
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You guys said that I'd get used to 40+ hour weeks. You guys said the depression would stop eventually. When will I get used to it? When will being a wagie get any easier?!
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>>35105033
It never gets easier
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>>35105033
Adding alcohol might help.
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>>35105033
about 3-6 months in
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What are some good countries with NEETbux to move to? I hope to apply for refugee status and escape America which is controlled by a fascist regime. I am thinking of Canada, Sweden, or Japan.
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Get a job you worthless piece of human vomit
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>>35105017
just be rich anon or go to a place where the middle-class isn't completely bukkaked
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>>35105017
Trump really isn't any more authoritarian than a lot of his predecessors. he's by no means a good president but I would actually say bush and obama were worse.
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>randumb guy pops up in my discord
>try to find out who this guy is
>he tries to change the subject
>banned them
talk about retards you've dealt with
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>>35104964
I saw this story posted earlier, post which discord it is anyway I wanna join it.
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>>35104964
You and the delusion that you aren't a retard for this sperg thread.
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>>35104995
Who are you though? And why do you wanna join my discord?
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>did nothing all day again
Tomorrow will be different
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>>35104917
>Tomorrow will be different
Yes
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>>35104917
I've been doing this for the last 7 years
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>>35104917
are you killing yourself tomorrow?
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I'm 25 years old and I don't like alcohol
is this normal?
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>>35104883
alcohol (literal poison) is a mass control tool used to keep the plebs in their place
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I'm 26 and I have never had alcohol sans the few times have tasted it while cooking with it.
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>>35104966
Literally this.
I mean, think about it. Alcohol is so fucking poisonous that your body can't handle it anymore at some point and has to throw it up. And if you drink even more you'll just outright die.
I fucking hate normies who drink alcohol every damn weekend but they're like
>LOL shrooms/LSD/ecstasy???? I'd never take that, that shit's dangerous XDDD
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Im trying to find out more about this female. Anyone got info? Her name is Allisen casey
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>>35104813
Yes. I have inside information regarding this subject.
INFORMATION:
1. Name: Allisen Casey
Your welcome.
-Detective L. Baldwin
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Here is another photo of said female
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Looks a bit like "don't worry he knows"
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So it turns out that I'm allergic to MRI contrast injections. This is a pain in the ass because I have Crohn's and need a lot of MRIs.
5-10 seconds after the injection is administered, I start feeling funny, and then I black out. That is to say, my memories immediately stop. But, the guys tell me I wasn't unconscious, but having a dramatic seizure. I wake up apparently a few minutes later, initially very dazed and confused as to why all these people are holding me hard in place and staring at me.
As far as I could tell at the times (had to try twice), I was just unconscious. In truth, I was completely conscious, I just have zero memory of the seizure. The memory-forming brain activity had shut down. That's weird as shit, right? It could have been fucking agonizing, but I have no idea, I can't remember. I don't know about you, but just the idea scares the hell out of me.
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>>35104806
One of the weirdest parts is that my memories cut out before the seizure starts, and I'm still talking during that period
The technicians told me I was shouting out things that I had absolutely no memory of, and I found myself disagreeing with them.
I mean, I know I was still me in that period, but I have trouble relating to something that I have absolutely zero memory of.
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>>35104806
>>35104967
pretty crazy indeed. memory loss is a strange thing, without memory there is no time
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Aj2QspPf7s
did you end up getting the mri?
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So I've decided to stop using 4chan. At least for a while. I've become so much more depressed and fucked up since I've came here. I think I just need to stop using this site for awhile. That and this board isn't what it used to be. Partially thanks to me and my shit posting. I do love all you guys though and you're the closest thing I have to a friend. Well I'm sure I'll be back like always since I won't actually be doing anything with my life.
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>>35104784
I tried giving the site a break for a few days. I didn't really see a difference. But good luck man.
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Peace out bitch
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See you tomorrow.
This is an original post, by the way.
I want to ask a very serious question here. I know this will backfire like the taco bell I had that one time but here goes..
What do you think happens when you die?
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>>35104777
>know this will backfire like the taco bell I had that one time
XD
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>>35104818
Quality post here.
ex dee dee.
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>>35104777
You have three options
1. Heaven/hell concept
2. Reincarnation
3. Nothing
I personally have to come to accept that I don't know and I don't need to know really. I've wasted enough of my mind on such trivial things.
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"Stop watching pornography. It sets unrealistic body standards for real women and causes anorexic nervosa in young girls. Plus only virgins watch porn, you're not a virgin are you?"
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please heelp me
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I pretty much exclusively watch amateur solo stuff, so my porn isn't unrealistic at all
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>>35104708
Can you give us nudes of this prime spunk skunk?
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W-what does having a bf feel like?
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like you are one of the moe girls you post
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>>35104693
Probably pretty amazing. Feeling safe, protected, loved, etc. Plus you get to take care of him sometimes. And he will take you out to do things and stuff
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Needy and awkward
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just kicked my son out so i am putting up a prostitute ad if you would want to smash call 1-800-SANEEEEESIO
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>>35104553
lemmie smash bring me dat boipusssy
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>>35104588
AUTIST DETECTED (is a faggot)
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Let me smash our son honey
>tfw relate more to girls than I do with other guys
>come from an extremely conservative family
>mfw at least 10% of me wants to become a trap
>still attracted to only girls
I'd still be ugly as fuck, why is this world so cruel
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>>35104482
Hrt would make you crave the cock
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>>35104482
you're always going to say no to at least 10% of you
why the fuck do so many wannabe trannies make it about "being pretty" if you actually had dysphoria you'd be okay with being an ugly girl, the "girl" part is more important than the "ugly" part
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>>35104482
first animu crush right there
still can't imagine spending life with a girl who wouldn't wear black hair long at least some of the time
AAH, GRILL
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>be me yesteryear
>overhear nuggets talking shit and autitic screeching
>killme.jpg
>nugget#1 says "nigga she wih tyrone he wiw beatcho ass fool"
>second nugget says" man fuk tyrone ima convince her he cheatin on her on holiday."
>mfw
> "nigga that shit not right@
>thats when I heard it
>"all girls are fair game nigga idgaf if she has a boifriend"
>cringe.jpg
>I hear nuggets laughing and playing stormZ rap music as I get off at my stop
>a voice shit talks me in my head
>'what am I fucking gay?'
Opinions on nuggets statement
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>>35104372
are they the afro-american version of those little devil and angel that pops out of your head each resting on one shoulder when you have a moral dilemma?
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What the FUCK is a nugget?
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>>35104447
McNuggets
OP's doing shroom in a McDonald's playground