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Post your shit and/or r8 others
Let's see who's lurking today
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Soc tier thread. REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35105479
>>>/soc/
Hop hop !
OP hopes--
he gonna get some youuuuus !!!
But his butt gonna get hurts !!!
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>>35105479
>Let's see who's lurking today
stop posting faggot
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Ask a robot who's about to quit his job anything.
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How long and how painful was the job experience?
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>>35105473
How are you gonna do it anon?
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>Walmart
Sorry anon. I'm vendor and I'm never seem happy Walmart employee that's not a Mexican
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I finally left my shitty job.
I AM A NEET AGAIN!
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>tfw can't quit for 2 more years
A-atleast its the weekend
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>>35105462
Are u a neet again no foolin cool bro live it up
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>>35105462
Make Anon a NEET Again!
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>superior genetics
>hybrid vigor
>racism will no longer be an issue
Find a flaw with race-mixing. Pro-tip: you can't
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>>35105358
>cry about diversity
>then proceed to go and get rid of all diversity
hmm really gets the neurinis hopping...
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I'm a quarter black, albeit pretty white-passing, and the only thing I hate about being mixed is how fucking insane and neurotic black people act about it. If I bring up that I mixed, black people get angry at me and call me a pasty white crackuh mothafuckah, and if I DON'T bring up that I'm mixed or just say that I'm white and someone finds out otherwise, I am accused of denying my heritage. You can't win with black people, no matter what you do. Especially black women.
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White is more aesthetic.
What would you rather humans look like, in the distant sci-fi future? Do you want us to look noble, pure and magnificent to the lowly alien races, or do you want us to look like a load of mud monkeys who stole a spaceship.
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>tfw your vagina bleeds every month
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get a silicone cup.
it's literally the greatest invention
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>>35105351
Hol up, Imma let you meme in a sec but there's a fembot feels thread for this shit ya fuccin dingus!
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>tfw no vagina
Do you want to trade genitals
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I have lupus, wat do?
>gma on my dad's side died of lupus when my dad was 14
>no health insurance or contact with family
>hair's been turning gray and falling out since 26, just turned 29
>skin goes to shit randomly into severe lupus rash for extended periods, can't stop the itching
>farts smell like hiroshima post-bomb
>really don't want to be dependent on pharmaceuticals which may fuck me up worse in the long rub
>don't want to die
Halp I have anti-aids
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This shit makes it really hard to get a job or get out of bed or do anything with my life. I look like a leper and just sit around writing code all day. I've supported myself for 11 years but this shit keeps getting worse and I didn't even know for sure what it was until after a year of blood tests that I got when I actually had insurance. Should I rope myself?
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Take the treatment?
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>>35105340
Just accept your transformation into a werewolf.
C2 fucktheniggers123
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ROBOT ONLY DIS CORD
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-Robot Only Disc ord-
Comfy and Calm.
Rules
1. No females.
2. No Chads.
3. No orbiters.
4. No CP you fag.
5. No traps you fag.
Just a dis cord group made entirely of robots. I am not fucking with you. We even banned any and all orbiters.
https://discord.gg/4YZ4ZGC
Come on in for a comfy time.
P.S. This trip is for identification.
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how can there be orbiters without any females?
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>>35105389
>females
This is how the tiny chats/skypes/kageshis all burned to the digital ground.
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>>35105389
There aren't. We had two or so, and we just banned them because they were obsessing over Eliza or whoever the fuck.
Anonymous
I know the secret to happiness 2017-02-25 12:31:08 Post No.35105325
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I know the secret to happiness
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJGSHMgbB0E
Wagecucks btfo
First of all if you are conscious, i.e. experiencing this text at this moment, you can rationally deduce a few indubitable truths.
1) This universe is determined, i.e. everything that happens necessarily has to happen.
2) Humans of this universe aren't responsible for their actions
Consequences of these truths.
-You can do whatever you want and be certain that you won't face divine retribution. This includes killing yourself, i.e. you can yourself at anytime and there are no consequences.
-Being able to kill yourself at anytime is your ability to wake up from the dream that is this life
-There is no difference between this life and a lucid dream. I've made you aware that you are dreaming, you can do whatever you want and there are no consequences. There is no actual risk, be confident - make decisions and understand the world purely as matter of fact if you have the autistic ability (life is easier when you're objective).
THIS POST IS A WAKE UP CALL. IF YOU ARE READING THIS YOU ARE IN A DREAM. HAVE FUN, DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. IF THE DREAM TURNS INTO AN IRREVERSIBLE NIGHTMARE KILL YOURSELF AND YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS WILL RESPAWN IN THE BODY OF A DIFFERENT HUMAN.
Disclaimer: If you can understand this post you're autistic. If this is the most nonsensical, cringiest thing you've read you're a normie.
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I don't agree with you, I think you are wrong. and so on and so forth.
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>>35105325
>This universe is determined, i.e. everything that happens necessarily has to happen.
care to back that up BUD?
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>>35105325
>he still believes in Determinism
I thought QM would have silenced you dumb cucks forever.
>just got diagnosed with SIDS
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>>35105316
So when will you die?
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>>35105886
I don't know, but it will be sudd
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>>35105316
What's SIDS nigga?
ITT let's discuss the fembot's least favorite topic: Practice Girlfriends.
How to get one, how long to keep them and most importantly when to dump them.
Pic related. Solid practice gf material.
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>>35105279
>Practice
I'd kill for a gf like her
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>>35105393
basically came here to post this.
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>How to get one
Ask out the ugly/average friend who already has a bit of an interest in you.
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What is she looking at/for?
Also, emberassed in front of girls story thread.
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>>35105269
post more or source please thanks in advance
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>give me stories!!
That's not how this board works Anon. Provide content and you get content back.
sage
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>>35105269
>in front of girls
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Who /cries every time they get yelled at/ here?
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>>35105258
i'm just the opposite OP.
>someone yells at me
>feel nothing, maybe a bit of anger/confusion but that's it
>sporadically start laughing in class, got wierd looks from it
>break down in tears in the bathroom
>lose control if I play a PVP game and I die/lose/get pwned, got to the point where I destroyed a keyboard stand
>accidently stabbed myself, just acknowledged the pain
Is this normal
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>>35105258
Here I am! Why does it happen? My childhood was okay, I guess, so what's the problem?
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I used to but now I just get angry and yell back
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Sup nerds, Chad here. Why are there so many women on this board? Why would you want to hang out and talk with all of these autistic weirdos?
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that kimberly potter tho
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>>35105202
Cause you keep pumping and dumping so the status quo has reached "They know"
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because those women are actually rping men or at best traps.
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>turn 30
>ironically try to cast a spell
>start crying
You faggots lied to me
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pretty sure its 40 when you become a wizard
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>>35105196
You're supposed to unironically cast it, now it won't work again for another 30 years.
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>>35105196
Being a 30 year old virgin gives you the potential to be a wizard, but you don't automatically become a master at sorcery. You have to practice and do research.
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>tfw you realized you are as smart as Donald Trump
>tfw have a college education but have the same autistic speech patterns he does
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>>35105159
...because you are him.
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>>35105159
So why aren't you president?
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>>35105159
>>tfw you realized you are as smart as Donald Trump
A bunch of autistic, screeching liberals whining about how he's the biggest racist, lying dumbass of all time doesn't make him any of those things.
He's actually a pretty cool guy politics aside.