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does anyone else trigger maternal/paternal instincts in people? everyone one I meet treats me like a kid, or explains things to me slowly. They act more adult. Why does this happen?
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>>35106123
You either look or carry yourself like a young person would. I receive the exact opposite. For women, I can tell they treat me as a potential mate and for men it's either I'm competition or they get really bro'ey.
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>>35106123
I feel this way, especially when women and men call me "hun" or "bud" respectively.
I feel like those are such juvenile titles to give someone, it almost feels demeaning. Granted, I am 22 but look 18 still.
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>>35106156
how would I carry myself like a child?
So I just lost a ton of weight and changed my style etc, now that I'm attractive men don't stop staring at me and I have to walk down the street literally looking down to the floor because if I even once make eye contact with any random guy, they come up to me and ask me "hey how you doing?" It's fucking creepy, love is dead, men only like physical bodies.., I wish I was a man so I could go out with girls and actually EXPERIENCE LOVE rather than having to deal with all you fucking pigs that only care about looks FUCK U
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>men only like physical bodies
This is false. You need to meet good people. the right ones! True ones.
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men dont care about your shit, our brains function differently, we would actually like it if every woman out there stared at us and asked us how we were doing,you see to you a woman, you only find Chads attractive, but the outside world is filled with non-Chads who will stare at you and want to fuck your pretty little body, deal with it bitch
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>>35106079
I get you... when I was little I used to smile at everyone, it was kinda my happy personality but I don't smile at random strangers just for the hell of it anymore, especially men, because I've learned that random smiling is often interpreted as flirting, and can mean unwanted advances. So if I actually do smile at a random guy, I am flirting with him.
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>switch from soda to seltzer water a week ago
>~3 lbs lighter this week
hmmm...
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>>35105976
How bout just drinking normal water? Seltzer water is gross and can give you stomach aches if you drink too much.
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>>35106007
I'm addicted to carbonation. Also I got no stomach aches.
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>>35105976
You know taking a shit can make you around 2 pounds lighter right?
>tfw first job interview in my life on Monday
I'm 18 years old and have no experience with this sort of thing.
How do I not fuck this up?
The hiring manager said in the email that the interview would be "casual", but I have no idea what that means.
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>>35105864
Wear khakis, a button up, and some brown shoes. Smile and be genuinely friendly. What kind of job is it?
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>>35105973
It's at a gym. I'm going to be surrounded by normies if I get the job.
I'm not overweight though, so they probably won't be able to tell that I'm out of shape.
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Dont forget to call the person interviewing you a Nigger.
Where can I find internet friends?
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I wanna know too.
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>>35105831
the gang's all here friend, enjoy
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We're here for you, buddy.
I'm shocked this wasn't original.
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>tfw loneliness turned me trans 2017-02-25 12:52:05 Post No.35105816
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>tfw loneliness turned me trans
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>tfw once a straight khv manlet
>tfw couldn't get a gf or even get female attention
>tfw developed gender dysphoria as a result and transitioned
>tfw now a girl
>tfw like guys now
>mfw
Fuck.
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fucking twisted ass fucked up in the head ass motherfucker
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>>35105816
Are u a cute girl atleast?
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>>35105929
You know, I don't disagree. I would've preferred to be a successful man, but I failed. It wasn't always this way, either. I actually developed this mental illness. If there was a cure, oh god, I would take it so fucking quickly.
But at least life is somewhat more tolerable now that I'm cute.
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>got called Tits Magee again
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>>35105807
>McGee*
Get it right, Tits Magee
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>>35105807
Hows it going Tits Fatbot McGee
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>>35105925
Welp, looks like I'm heading to the sweets drawer again. Fuck you
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>practice gf keeps referring to my penis as my "doodle"
>even during sex
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a practice girlfriend?
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>>35106006
you know, like this
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>>35105802
Just answered two questions with one image here.
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>tfw no insecure exercising gf
https://youtu.be/ymwxcqDzVv0
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>oh hey, she's cute
>starts talking
That's just unfortunate.
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>>35106027
I don't see the problem. Explain.
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>insecure
>makes youtube videos
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anyboy wan pley cawboiz wif me? am jan mahrstin
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Wanna see my benis little guy?
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i am bowntee huntr an ive cum fur the bownte on you. cum alive or i wil take youre hed
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>>35105720
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY LITTLE BROTHER. DO YOU REALLY WANNA TEST THIS MY MAN???
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Please /r9k/ I need your help 2017-02-25 12:47:39 Post No.35105696
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Please /r9k/ I need your help
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Beware, what you are about to read is the biggest faggotry you'll read in all this year.
I just finished the uni and now I'm making my internships. There's a grill doing her internships there too, and I have a crush on her.
I'm a permavirgin, she is not exactly what you would call a qt, probably a 6.5/10 but she is very nice with people, including me.
I didn't have a crush in all the time I was in the uni, and because I didn't enter immediately after high school, I haven't feel like this in 7 years. And I can't take it. I do't know if this is love or what, but I can't stop thinking about her, I even dream about her.
I want you to help me stop this, when this finishes I will not see her again and it will hurt a lot. Fuck, maybe she even has a boyfriend. I don't know what to do, or what I'll do.
She doesn't help a lot, I'll tell what happened one day.
>me and our "boss" were in the office
>i was doing my work
>she arrives, we share the desk because it is a small office
>she was getting ready to start working
>I had a paper, on her side
>she: "is this yours anon"
>me: "yeah"
>our boss: "you said something grill?
>she: i was talking with anon
>the she says in a way that only I hear: "we are just chatting right?" and smiles
>s-sure
WHY IN THE WORLD SHE WOULD DO THAT. 95% sure it was nothing, other 5% is that she was making fun of me, but it felt so fucking good, like imaging a grill was flirting with me; but at the same time it felt so unfair, I know she is not interested in me and she still makes stuff like that.
If she knew that I can't stop thinking about her, and that I haven't even hold hands with a girl before. This hurts me a lot, I made my mind that I would die a virgin, I already gave up, life was easier that way. But the she came and gave me false hope and ruined everything
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>>35105696
She is either being overly friendly (not neccesarily flirty) or trying to make you into a beta orbiter.
>t. khhv who has tried to accept dying alone
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>>35106943
That's not the problem, I liked before that. I just wanna forget about her, how do I do that?
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>>35107445
Castrate yourself?
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Looking for some people to join our robot Skype group. Leave your screen name or message me. My username is bigodevin.
No normies or femanons allowed!
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>no femanons
The only reason I'd join a normie fest like a skype group is to find a gf.
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>Skype
lol
If it was Wire I might consider it.
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>Skype
In all seriousness, this has never been acceptable.
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It's one of those crazy days in my life 2017-02-25 12:45:46 Post No.35105647
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It's one of those crazy days in my life
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>have my childhood best friend as roommate who happens to be a Chad
>he knows I'm a robot so he knows I hate parties
>hey anon, I know you hate parties but I really wanna throw one here, can you pls not be mad about this?
>a-aight Chadnon, go ahead I'll just lock myself in my room
>no you can come too, bro c'mon there are gonna be a lot of girls here
>you know I'm not very successful with girls
>pfff stop being so negative, anon all you have to do is dress nice and be yourself... that never fails
>y-yeah sure it never does
>disappointedpepe.jpg
>day of the party is on
>a huge load of normies coming into my apartments while normie music plays
>looking through my cracked open door for the most robot looking lad in there in a sea of Stacies
>about 8 guys, all Chads
>I gotta get outta here
>look down my window. Shit it's too high, if I jump down I'll probably hurt myself
*knock* *knock*
>anon, come on man there's plenty of food on the table, come serve yourself a plate, everybody is gonna be out of their minds later and won't be nothing left
>fuck! Tfw hungry as fuck
>Chad tells me what's for diner
>holy fucking yum! I'm all smelly and not even well dressed
>see all normies looking at my fish tank in the living room
>stay away from my fishes you plebs reeeeeeeeee
>finally grew a pair and went out to serve me a plate
>pic related
>ew who is this guy, chadnon?
>It's my roommate
>aw, hey buddy how you been?
>g-good. Can I take a plate for me?
>sure serve yourself
>take a huge ass plate
>Stacies laugh and ask me if I'm gonna eat all that
>other Stacy say, of course look at him he's a big boy
>FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN ROASTIE DONT CALL ME FAT REEEE
>went to my room and cried myself to sleep after eating that big ass plate
Anybody has ever been through something like this?
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>>35105647
No, because I take normal portions and I'm not fat.
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Hmmmm, not sure, may I suggest mahogany?
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>>35105647
should have told them you'd eat it out good
fuck it might as well go full retard and blast porn/hentai flick full volume
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Hello Sailors and other service anon, I have a question for you guys. Is it a good idea to quit the branch before I head to BT? The reason why I'm saying this since my parents are quite desperate for me to quit the service. I want to know from you guys that are finish with BT and guys that quit BT and would like to hear your experience as well. I'm on the fence to go to the service and do my time. I just don't know anymore.
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>>35105631
Navy Anon here. This is a difficult question to answer. Why do you want to quit? After you tell me I can take it from there.
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Navy lingo is beyond me. BT as in basic training? Branch? Is that some nigger slang for marijuana? What is going on? I know this /r9k/ but don't be a pussy and drop out before your military life even begins.
t. army pog
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>>35106736
My parents wants me to quit, but I'm also there because to make my parents proud.
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>select street sign captcha
>have to do it twice
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>>35105606
always skip the first one lad. also, the second captcha will usually work by only selecting one box of w/e its asking you to select
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>solve the captcha correctly
>it give me another captcha
>repeat these several times
they're just using me at this point
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just refresh until you get a select store front