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Chad here and why the fucking hell do you want a girlfriend?

It's a headache, it's like having a child, you need to take care of it, talk to her everytime, go out with her, do what she want, you only fuck when she want, sometimes she is bad and you don't know why. And don't go out like i used to do with my friends to a drink or to play soccer or even play videogames, i don't go to the gym since i had a gf.

The only thing i like about this is the sex and kissing her.

Why the fuck do you want this?.
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Nice bait, Next time don't settle for a Stacy.
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>>35109006
biology is screaming at us while we're doing our best to attempt to ignore it. you know that time when you locked the door and someone went around beating on windows around the building to get someone to pick up, then they started honking their car horn to get your attention? yeah, that's what biology keeps doing
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>>35109006
>It's like having a child
>You only fuck when she want

Hm....

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Say it after me robots:
> I'm a emotionally independent male and I don't need no gf to make me feel whole
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>>35109003
Why are we still here, just to suffer?

kazblox
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>>35109003
Stupid negger the need of gf is wired to us
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>>35109043
You feel it as well, don't you!

>"It was so sweet of you to buy me dinner like this anon...but you KNOW i cant eat this, Im a vegetarian, I cant eat all this!!!!"
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then why did you order it
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Don't order it then
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uYCRrjMcxGY
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i paid for it so eat it you stupid bitch or ill rape you

sad femanon here

i like hippy music, come talk to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOBRHeqvHOU
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Inb4 300 replies enjoy your attention whore.
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No
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uYCRrjMcxGY
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>>35108992
>I like hippy music

drug fiend spotted, get lost you dork.

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Stop watching cuckold porn.
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>>35108932
Keep watching cuckold porn.
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>>35108932
n-n-no U!

leave me alone you faggot bot this is orig
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>>35108932
NOooooo


Fuck you

I'm not hurting anyone

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Hello Robots.

The time for this shilling and degeneracy has come to an end.

Females have no rights to post on this board, and it shall remain like this forever.

>Ignore female threads.
>Do not reply to female posts.
>Shun female posters.

Women will never realize the struggles of the true robot, the one rejected by society, unwanted by all, ignored by each and every person in the outside world.

Women are PHYSICALLY and MENTALLY incapable of feeling this emotion because they are pampered and loved by society. They cannot suffer as much as we do on a daily basis, yet they make it seem like their problems are so important.

They bask in attention, stating how they have "no bf", but have the ability to spread their legs and have hundreds and hundreds of men lining up.

The time for this has come to an end.

We shall cleanse /r9k/ of this scum.


>Ignore female threads.
>Do not reply to female posts.
>Shun female posters.
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Spread the words of truth, my brothers!

We will NOT stand for this.

We shall protect the values that have kept this board together for all these years.

We will uphold our sense of unity and our subculture.

Do NOT bow down to these roasties, cunts, degenerates, whores.


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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OPERATION REMOVE FEMBOTS

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
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The time is finally here lads.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What does it mean when a dog sniffs a woman's vagoo? Does it stink?
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probably on her period
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>>35108881
I wish I was that dog
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>>35108889
this

bears can sniff it out too

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How do I seduce an older man?
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>>35108796
How old are you?
How old is the old guy?
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>>35108824
>23
>Mid-30s
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>>35108886
>Not below 18
Give up pal.

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>mention you don't go out
>she suddenly stops being interested
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Going after Stacy makes you a failed normie, please leave anon, this board no longer wants you nigga
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>>35108890
are failed normies robots who tried to become normies, or normies who became robots, or both?
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>>35108725
I've learned to own the fact that I'm a shut in. People react better when you aren't ashamed of it.

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Post cuddling pics, discuss feels, let it all out. I'll post a few to start it off.
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cuddling pic no.2

oregano feels original 2017 senpai desu
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>>35108659
cuddling pic no.3

is anyone else gonna post or what? baka :/ i wish we could all just discuss feels and exchange pics, y'know?
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>>35108698
im so dumb, i forgot to attach the pic kek

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initials are optional.
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Dear Karma:

Fuck off, go bother someone else
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Hey. I love you. It's been very painful to watch your feelings for me change. I don't want you to regret that you let me care about you for a while. I'll choose this pain so you don't have to feel it for long. You need to find someone where loving them and being loved means happiness.
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>>35108589
who is that
ori

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I want a bf who has hands that are bigger than mine

Is this a reasonable wish? im a guy btw
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>>35108580
As long as it's not a priority.
I'm into /fit/ women but it's not like I look away from anything else.

Also, go to your containment board, you poofter.
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>>35108580
I know that feel. Mine is smaller than me but an exclusive top and his penis usually doesn't work because of SSRIs and poor diet. The drugs are probably necessitated by the poor diet.
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>>35108580
Post hands

I'm expecting that that won't be original, so

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>tfw your penis bleeds every month
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>tfw blood in my cum
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>tfw blood on my dance floor
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>Want to complexity cut sexual shit out of my life
>Forced to ejaculate once every 3 weeks

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who /wishes I could leave society and live in the wilderness/ here? what are you doing to prepare? between a desert or thick forest what would you choose?
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>>35108336
>robot
>making actual preparations to enact a major life change and leave the security of mom's house

Yeah okay then
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>>35108813
it could happen. I have a part time job making calls from my house and have put away 95k so far. i'm getting it together. taking a shooting course next week too.
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>>35108336
This is my dream. I hope that I will have enough money to make it a reality one day.

I think that I would prefer to live in a cold, forested area.

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First one to figure out the meaning of this image is the King of /r9k/
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>>35108333
A man taking three young children under his wing.
And then planning to later Rape them.
Most likely young boys.
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>>35108333
It's a ruined loss meme
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Normies hanging from a tree

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