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>>39167594
Any man with a gun and more than 6 feet of distance could. Any man.

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>>39167643
Any man, eh?

I quite respect him, but I really don't feel he'd fare well against modern MMA fighters, especially a larger guy.
Bruce was a very small man, 5'7 and around 140 lbs.
I've done a fair amount of MMA, and size matters, a fucking lot.

Playing with your butt turn you into a girl.

>>39167568
I'm a guy, that isn't possible.

Is this real? I would give anything to become a girl

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>into a little hole

tell us more OP

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>>39167547
I had to install a bathroom cabinet, and he had to install shower tile. I had to rank, Cheeto stench for 10 solid minutes. I almost vomited when I walked away, and the entire 4x4 ft room reeked of his disgusting B.O. My stomach started churning the moment I walked away, and I had to hold my breath to adjust the doors later in the day. I waited for him to walk away and cut his tile so as not to upset him, but he saw me run out of the bathroom and gasp for air because I caught him as he walked back inside.

I didn't think it was possible for a human being to smell that bad, but it was.

>>39167586
you probably stink just as bad you fucking loser

>>39167477
Just giving myself a little self-checking and self-bumping

>>39167477
I don't know. A lot of people on here seem pathetic as hell and are either pussies or just dumb

>>39167477
People made r9k being the hangout for losers into a meme

So losers heard about it and actually started hanging out here

I once tried to write an english essay, but I just sat at my desk panicked for about an hour and a half. I had epididymitis (guessing also from anxiety since I've never lost my virginity) and what made me walk away was feeling a soft tissue-breaking sensation in my balls, followed with more pain then usual.

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>me several years ago in community college
>waiting in line at cafeteria to get me some tendies
>really attractive girl asks me if I am in line or not
>freak out, have a panic attack struggle to make the sound of "NO" and run away
>she says something like "Hey, you don't have to...) and I cut her off and blurt out that I was leaving anyway
>speedwalk to the bathroom and try to pull myself together.
>never ate lunch

There is no hope for a robot.

I left a lot of jobs like that.

The hard part is re-establishing that instinct to live after you fuck up.

>>39167307
Do you want to talk about lt anon?

>>39167307
Get a hold of a gun. Load one round, sit it down.

Get some whiskey or bourbon and pour a glass. Do something like take a shower and put on some comfy clothes, sit and listen to music for a while.

After drinking a few glasses if you still feel like shooting yourself pick up the gun, point to temple, pull trigger.

If not then unload the gun and put everything away and carry on.

Repeat as necessary.

I'll play
Imma be up another 40min max
Will be listening to all suggestions unless you're flooding in one post

op, since you gave a feelsy 9 minute song, here's a feelsy 7 minute song. https://youtu.be/wQr06sm4wmc

https://youtu.be/aNwIrh1j3g0

Sayuri Kokusho. i dont know the track name in english.

https://youtu.be/dtmhfA5hrNQ

"There's a place I want to take you, where the unknown will surround you..."

Wait until this guy finds out about proto-cum...

>>39167236
>he doesn't know about ectocum
how do you think guys can fuck succubi

>>39167247
>proto-cum...
we're not suppose to talk about that, brother.

There is not a penis here for me to suck

I'm not that flexible

>>39167132
Have you tried sucking your own?

do you eat the ass?

What do you get out of larping?

Exclusive? You mean you don't take it in the cooter?

>>39166279
Every day is the best day of your life. People treat you with kindness and help you at every turn. Guys stumble over themselves to win your heart, giving you free stuff and attention whenever you want it. You get priority in the job market and are seen as non-threatening outside of it.

Life is literally easy mode when you're a cute girl.

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>>39166279
>I wish I was born a girl.
fuckin same

>>39166358
>>39166279
Why, anons? What makes you want to be a girl?

Good for you!
Good luck!

>>39166240
>No pessimists allowed in this thread thanks.

On /r9k/? Good luck with that.

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>>39166240
>I don't mean to make things awkward
>proceed to make things awkward

>>39166221
stop watching anime you fuckin weeb. jesus.

I hate to break it to you, but you're alone. This board is for normalfags now where the only depression is "le im so depressed lel XD"

>>39166221
When I'm depressed because one of my friends flaked on me to have sex with some whore, I just talk to my girlfriend and fuck her. It helps a lot.

Rotting on this shitty website

>>39166116
Is Sarina Valentina into abdl fetish now?

>>39166116
I'lI probably be dead.

Hey tell me about this voice. What kind of specific things does it say?

>>39165932
well I had it for so long and have been coping with it in various ways mostly trying to ignore it every day to function at work but now I'm neet again so I might as well address this.

It didn't start to tell me to do things till relatively recently.

for instance it would just call me "hopper" or "hopter" or copter or something over and over while I try to get through the day, as if that was my name, it would say "such and such hopter" I could never usually make it out what it's trying ot tell me which stressed me out a lot. that's one example.

I first got it after dropping out of college and laying in bed in a depressed state it came as a motherly voice asking me "what's wrong" and saying comforting things like i'm not ugly. it occasionally comes in that form asking me what's wrong.

it told me "you are not in control" once in one of it's more clear phases.

it's sort of a background thing and becomes louder and more prominent in my mind when I'm stressed.

as of now it tells me what to do, from drink water, to brush teeth, it has told me to kill myself and rondomly said "satan" and "lucifer" and other things

>>39165892
schizophrenia has been proven to have a genetic basis along with many other mental disorders. it's not based on intelligence to a significant degree, as there are rather dumb people with it and really smart people with it. it seems like the symptoms increase with your life becoming less interactive and schedule based, so that's why robots would be disproportionately affected.

the best thing to do is to improve your life through focusing on goals and tasks. again, schizophrenic symptoms seem to weaken when you become more motivated towards anything.