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Is it possible to have a 3 way with a girl and your tulpa?
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>>35112140
Mmmm, cookie dough bites. That's some good shut right there...
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...Want to convert this thread into a comfy food thread?
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>>35112205
What is your favorite comfy food, bot?
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>>35112140
>cookie dough bites
this is fucking brilliant.
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>he has the virgin OS (GNU Linux)
>he has the virgin phone (Android)
>he has the virgin console (PS4)
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>>35112091
>tfw not virgin but use all of those
hehe
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>>35112091
The virgin console is Nintendo, brah
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>>35112091
The virgin "console" is pc
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i normally cook and clean the kitchen but for the last three weeks my grandma's been sick and in the hospital and i've gotten a bit slack
my asshole passive aggressive boyfriend, instead of being helpful and kind decided to just take all the unwashed dishes out of the sink and put them on the floor
now i'm in a standoff with him where i am refusing to make any food or pick the dishes up off the floor because fuck that shit
what are some meals for one i can make that don't require any dishes except a fry pan and maybe a knife?
i've been eating quesadillas and bacon for like 5 days, i need something else
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Why don't you just take the first step to clean your dishes and avoid a huge dumbass conflict you fucking retard. Whether or not he "Should have done it!", you still have the chance to just clean your dishes covered with rotting food and not be fucking disgusting pigs.
Jesus christ, uncleanly people piss me off.
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>>35112085
why are men such assholes
my grandma is sick loser why doesn't he do them instead
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sick bait.
very originl
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VOCAROO ROBOT CRISIS HELP LINE 2017-02-25 05:31:07 Post No.35112015
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VOCAROO ROBOT CRISIS HELP LINE
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A robot posts a feel such as
>tfw no gf
and the next robot has to make a vocaroo giving that robot moral support, then posts a troubling feel of his own and the chain goes on.
www.vocaroo.com
I'll start it off. I bought a pair of sneakers off amazon.com because I'm too autistic to go in the store and they are too narrow on my feet. So I have to face my social anxiety and go to UPS to return it and I'm scared.
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C-c-c'mon guys, please don't let my thread die so soon.
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My current feel is the waste land by ts eliot in it's entirety, not even memein.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12R7sOGO47E
why did I just do that
>>35112015
and I just realized I read the intent of this thread backwards, but I just wasted my time recording all that shit so fuck it.
But anyways I know that exact feel OP. Don't worry though, going to the post office is not nearly as bad as going to the mall or some other store for the shoes. Everybody will be trying to get out of there just as quickly as you want to, don't worry about it.
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>>35112589
>in it is entirety
I can't do anything right tonight.
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Guys, I think I might be going a little crazy. I see things move in the corner of my eye when I'm stressed out and I think I saw an airplane flying backwards today. What do I do? I feel like it could be in my head but I'm worried.
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>>35111983
help me please no one ever gets back to me on anything ever for any reason
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>>35111983
why does no one ever get back to me on anything not even here its like i got kicked out of r9k for being too weird
i can hear the fridge buzzing
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>>35111983
I don't know i've never experienced something like this.
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Think it's legit?
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>>35111974
>tfw no ayyyyy gf
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how does it breathe?
dumbass
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>>35112938
Through it's skin, dumbdumb
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>in 8th grade
>horny as fuck every art class due to all the qts
>one day went to the bathroom to fap mid class
>decided i'd just fap into the urinal because it'd be less suspicious and more comfortable than fapping in a cramped toilet stall
>3 urinals designed like pic related but closer
>right as i'm about to cum a kid from my art class walks in
>start to panic
>he comes over to the urinals to piss
>"hey man"
>"h-hey"
>try to hide erect dick with one hand while holding it with the other
>can't hold back anymore
>start blasting the urinal with cum while he pisses 3 feet away from me
>he walks away without noticing
decided to just use the stall the next day and accidentally came all over the toilet seat and left it there cause toilet seats are covered in germs anyways.
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>be me
>walk out of art class to go to washroom
>walk in and see the weird kid
>is he fucking masturbating?
>why else would he be moving his hands like that?
>he surely can't- he is.
>"Hey man" I say so when he shoots up the place I get spared
>I get closer
>see him fiddling with his cock clearly trying to hide it
>he then suddenly makes this orgasm
>nigga the fuck
>he was totally fucking jacking it
>me and friends laugh at the autist later
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>>35112058
>that kid who said washroom instead of bathroom
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>>35112166
>that kid who calls a room without a bath a bathroom
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have you newfags even heard of eggy? 2017-02-25 05:25:27 Post No.35111901
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have you newfags even heard of eggy?
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CHAINS ON ME THAT'S A PRISON BREAK
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>>35111901
Literally and unironically, who?
Must not have ever been important or good.
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>>35111928
gtfo u dumb newfagg
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The failed normie that's a constant blight on this board and Earth in general? Ye.
Why did he always dump his beverages on other people? Is spilling your drink on other people considered a common insult in Britain?
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When you consider how womanly it is to throw your drink without the glass, what's clear is that by all rights, Elliott should've ended up a sissyboi. Estrogen flooded his very being.
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>It's another thread about king cuck Elliot
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>>35112190
Didn't come to think this earlier, but throwing drinks on someone actually is quite a feminine form of aggression. I don't think it's particularly British tho, I've seen it in American movies too.
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I have a callus on my foreskin
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Show.me/anon/original
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>>35112157
I don't have a camera and I'm not a slut.
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>>35112174
Then this is a terrible thread and you're a terrible person
I hope your pre pee feels better soon tho
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>On the way to fail my intro calculus class for the 2nd time
No matter how much I try..
Why did I get born with a talent in humanities???????? I only wish that I could find deltas and optimize.
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>>35111813
kek i was just like you, wanted to be good at math but just wasn't. Was always a writingfag.
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>>35111831
Lmao brainlets, yes i will take fries with that
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>>35111813
>No matter how much I try..
you didnt try as hard as you thought
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How do you deal with the fact that due to your lack of life experiences you can't share all sorts of stories and memories like normies do and subsequently make friends?
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if i knew that i wouldnt have a lack of life experiences and an inability to make friends
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>>35111757
Not arsed.
I just talk about video games, films, books philosophy, things i see hear or do when i go for walks, dogs and things id like to experience such as places to see or hobbies id like to develop or improve. i dont care if normies can tell im lonely or sad and havent done as much as them i think those things i said mean more as theyre content of character and personality and thats what experiences shape anyway so in a way were all the same in those regards.
sorry my typos im very drunk
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>>35111757
that's why you start making things up
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Do normies keep their tongue on the roof of the mouth or elsewhere
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elsewhere...? as in hanging out your mouth? when its closed its not moving,
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>>35111846
But where is it in the mouth some say it should be against the roof of the mouth and anywhere else is degenerate
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>>35111730
I do
sfahfh
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>go buy beer
>6 hours later is 11pm
>ask dad to let me borrow car to buy a burger at whataburger
>"no, you're drunk go away"
>"fuck you, I haven't even drank, let me go buy a burger"
>"no"
>"fine, don't ask me for shit ever again"
>keep paying parents rent and dont use their vehicles and talk to them ever again
>walk 2 miles to buy my own beer at least twice a week
>good exercise, fuck it
>dad asks me to buy him beer
>"fuck off"
>tfw can't wait to move out and have him lose his home cause he's an alcoholic and is missing out on work thus leaving my sister, nephews and my mom on the street while i live comfy with craiglist neighbors thanks to neetbux
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>>35111698
>he can drive
normie pls go
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>>35111698
You are everything that's wrong with your generation, kiddo.
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>>35111698
How much do you get in neetbux? It's enough to cover rent for your family's home?
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My oneitis walked into the same room as I was in and we just stood staring at eachother blankly for a few moments before I turned away. I don't know what she meant by this. I was so surprised to see her I didn't know how to process it.
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>>35111634
someone please help im so scared and confused
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>>35111634
you need to stop this now or it will destroy
do NOT analyze every single or her actions like this or you will deeply regret it a year from now
get shitfaced when you can't stop yourself and watch horror movies
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>>35112240
This, break the cycle before it's too late. I let myself fall for a girl too much and now I'm in way too deep with a girl who probably doesn't view me as anything more than a friendly acquaintance.