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Ah, yes. It's you -- anon. You should have a seat, tell me how your night is, how you really feel, just let it all out.
It's not nice to keep such anger and angst pent up like that, we have to encourage a return to simply "letting things off your chest".
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I hate that all my friends are couples now.
And "are couples" is pretty literal, it's impossible to hang out with just my bros anymore, they always have to bring their boring gfs.
We can't play games because they suck at them and won't sit out.
We can't eat any food because they're all have a million dietary restrictions.
We can't go anywhere cause they're weak and/or lazy.
I know interesting women (that I'm not fucking), but none of them are these girlfriends. Can't wait for them to start having children and be effectively dead to me.
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>>35110906
I made a fembot thread trying to give robots confidence and the replies were so sad. So much sadder than I thought. And it made me sad.
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I hate that no matter how outgoing I try to be, even if I get fit and knowledgeable and funny and charismatic, I will always be short. No matter what I'll be pathetic, and even if I somehow get a gf it'll be one who doesn't find me physically attractive.
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For all you unifags, what major did you pick or are choosing and why? I want to compare shit tastes in careers
>Electrical Engineering
>building things and seeing them work and being able to fix problems make me feel accomplished and on top for once
>also decent pay
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Og, Compsci, then realized I couldn't do Calculus, now Bio major, if Jotaro can do it, so can I
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>chemical engineering
>like doing projects on industrial scale
Gonna be making 65k this year on my internship without even having my degree. Life's good man
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>>35109863
calc 1 or 2? and what topics were hardest for you?
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Will I ever make it /r9k/?
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>>35108153
Your /r/amiugly thread sucked.
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>>35108153
Shaqeisha?
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>>35108153
Are you transitioning?
you are gonna pass flawlessly anon, you are pretty cute
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Maladaptive Daydreamers, tell us about the elaborate fantasy world you have planned out in your head.will post mine upon request
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>>35107302
I have this fantasy world in which I am happy
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>>35107302
I daydeam about racewar at school instead of listening to lecture
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>>35107302
If I have to.
DO IT FAGGOT.
Tell us of your dream world of which we have none.
People on this board keep trivializing things like rape, and it's not funny.
Rape happens to people every year, and it ruins peoples lives.
I know you idiots always follow the latest meme trends, but try to be a little more sensitive at least.
You wouldn't like it very much if someone tried to rape you, try to sympathize with others.
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I trivialize everything here as a joke. Deal with it.
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The only reason rape ruins people's lives is because of public perception of rape.
It shouldn't be treated as anything more than physical assault. We need to evolve beyond our primordial disgust-reflex of rape.
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Not my fault she dresses like a slut and acts like a dipshit in the streets, if you know rape is real and you do nothing to atleast have defense on a basic level then I have no pity for you. I drive a fucking car and even I have a blade if shit gets real so fuck off with this no excuses bullshit. Some fucked people live in our world who dont give a good goddamn royal fuck how you feel.
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What is your biggest sexual fantasy anon?
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>>35105231
To have sex with girl.
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>>35105231
i like uniforms and leather
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>>35105231
Giant women is a pretty big fantasy
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Fembots, why aren't you married yet?
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Nobody wants to marry and take care of a useless disabled girl.
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>>35102087
>disabled girl.
What kind of disability?
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I'm mental and likely to an hero in the future
I believe there is a direct correlation between having played WoW at max level and being a robot.
Post what your main is/was, no matter the expansion.
Let's see how right I am.
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>>35097135
used to play wow back in early days and got to whatever the fuck that max was back when burning crusade was out.
played again recently and it's infested by normies and roasties, it's just sad to see the game I spent my lonely childhood in be raped by normalfags.
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when i tell you i never played wow,you'll tell mei'm not a robot
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had a druid lvl 80 in wotlk
then came back in pandaria and had a 90 warlock and a 90 priest.
Also I was the type of guy to not socialize even in wow, I'd just hang out by myself, no guild, and would never talk on groups/raids
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worried imouto why have you forsaken us? 2017-02-24 09:00:09 Post No.35091476
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worried imouto why have you forsaken us?
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lets try and get at least a smile from our imoutos today.
You can use this thread for any member of your family
mom/mother/cousin/sister/imouto/onee/aneki
Option 1
Go hug your sister and post results.
Option 2
You may also give her head pats or stare into her eyes and say "i love you".
If she is out of reach or you want to change your approach you may also text her 1 of the following lines.
1 - Ive always loved you.
2 - I'm in love with you.
3 - I love you.
4 - Why haven't we had sex yet?
5 - Would you ever give us a chance?
6 - Do you feel about me the way I feel about you?
7 - Ive hidden my feelings from you my whole life.
8 - Are you hungry want me to get you something?
9 - If we could do something together with no consequences what would we do?
0 - You are the one thing that keeps me sane in my life.
Dubs - I want to make love to you regardless of what other may think.
Trips - I want you to remember that no matter what you say I will always care about you. but the truth is I love you more than family... I want you.
Quads - Know that I am not joking! I am in love with you and want to be with you. I would never joke about this, and I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Quints - I fell in love with you years ago... im taking a chance to tell you that despite of us being related you are the only person i ever see myself starting a family with.
Some of these can be played off as a joke just in case, but not all.
You can also use this thread if you are a sister looking to cuddle with your brother as well.
THIS THREAD MAY BE USED AS A ROLL OR A PRANK OR A SIMPLE SHOW OF EMOTION.
Regardless of your choice make sure to tell her how much you love her too!
Now go!
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Did it last thread. Sana didn't give a shit.
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>>35091497
roll again then!
no rules prevent rerolls!
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>>35091539
Alright. Reroll.
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Who here also loves the smell of slightly musty dick?
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the moment you get near one you will realize you arent a fag
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>>35089620
>that smell when you fap after not bathing for a few days
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I love the scent of my own unwashed dick. I'll rub it against the back of my hand to get a good whiff.
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>never really think about wanting a gf
>come onto r9k
>suddenly get lonely and want a gf
When did you realize that r9k is so flooded with threads about women and fantasizing them, that it makes you all feel that you need a gf. Get off this board for a couple weeks and you'll probably occupy your mind with other things. This place is just a bunch of thirsty mother fuckers gathering around to talk about how thirsty they are.
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About 2 years back.
When did you quit using filters and begin mentally blocking out the garbage r9k?
After a while you can judge everything about a post while LOOKING for the goldposts. You can tell what anon or anons are posting what and completely block out some stuff. Its amazing. I had filters right up until moot cashed out to make skynet for google.I still hide forced gay shit and trap stuff.
The key here is to take pepes into consideration but be mindful of the style of pepes used.
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>>35114719
>take pepes into consideration
I usually hide pepe threads on sight, only the worst of all memesters uses pepes
Almost as bad as moe anime fags and racebait cuck posters
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>>35114719
I've never even attempted to block threads. I'm never really on this board.
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what would happen if a woman entered a public men's bathroom?
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>>35114452
a bit of giggling, flirting and exchanging of phone numbers
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>>35114486
>so how did you guys meet?
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she'd be viciously gang-raped
don't you know anything about men, anon
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are girl childhood friends a real thing in irl or is this just an anime thing
I thought all girls were icky until like the seventh grade
I could never imagine actually having an innocent childhood (girl)friend
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>>35114435
Most of my friends as a child were girls.
But then I'm a tranny, so I'm probably an exception.
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Most anime is produced by assburger otaku living out their own fantasies of a childhood they never had.
The reason why the idea of childhood friends, or having a senpai, or incest relationships are so appealing to anime creators is because they are all situations in which a boy is in contact with a girl without the boy having to go out of their way to initiate a relationship, meet people on his own initiative, or do anything really. It's just an example of a relationship that falls into people laps. Again, because they are so assburgers and they write the characters after themselves, its the only way they can get characters to believably be in contact with a girl.
That explains why its so popular compared with anime where the MC just meets a girl, or asks her out.
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>>35114594
That reminds me. Why are so many anime MCs pathetic beta males who somehow gets all the girls to like him? It's fucking lame.
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Normies at work don't even remember my name 2017-02-25 07:54:09 Post No.35114246
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Normies at work don't even remember my name
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Was at work today, talking to a nice female coworker. She asks if i still go to school, I say yeah and say which school. She mentions she has a bf at the school, then tells me i should go talk to him. He's a normie and say maybe, then she asks what my name was, despite my namebadge being in view.
TFW working at the same for store for over a year and a half and can't remember my name.
All the other normies at work either look at me in disgust or try to be nice, hate working there.
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Where do you work fellow anon?
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Stories like this make me feel less bad about being unemployed to be honest...
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>>35114291
Major grocery store chain in Australia
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>tfw your the only one of your friends who hasent had sex
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Well, it is not that hard if you don't have friends.
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I know this feel way too hard. Sucks then they all start talking about sex and i just sit there in silenece. One of my friends said he's going to make it his mission to get me laid, feel indifferent about that.
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>>35114124
I actually do have confirmed virgin friends.