Am I Chad enough to get girls to fuck? I am Russian in America for reference
please validate me
>>35114413
Your head looks laughably huge, holy kek
yeah, am i Spic enough for American white girls to fuck?
Post your dandruff
>>35114231
i have bonus beard dandruff.
>>35114314
GROSS
gag me with a knife , god fucking hell you faggots are disgusting
>>35114314
I pick dried skin out of my ears
>Just found out my grandfather tortured and cannibalized multiple japs and SEA during WW2
>Apparantly bragged about it everyday to his mates and had pictures to prove it
>Mum burned all the pictures after he passed away without telling me
>tfw my dads awesome legacy was destroyed by my roastie bitch mum
>>35114068
you seem fun
>>35114068
>calling your mom a roastie
Anon.....
>>35114068
Your grandfather committed war crimes and crimes against humanity and you're unemployed and live with your mom. How fucking disappointed in you do you think he is?
>Men want an attractive girlfriend
>B-but women should fuck me and not chad!!! REEEEEE
robots BTFO'D
>>35114028
Ascended: Gothic/Punk/Tsundere women
>>35114028
>asian women
>low tier
>white "women" above asian women
bad meme
>>35114045
those are just anglo women with daddy issues and drug problems
>>35114367
>muh dead fish
>he lives in a first world country
>he has a computer/phone and internet, so he's probably middle class or above
>there are people being stoned to death, civil wars are being fought, child trafficking is happening
>he generally lives a comfortable and safe existence
>he constantly complains about extremely petty shit
I've never been poor or lived in a third world country but this has always bothered me. Your life is fucking fine, you overdramatic faggots. I already know that some of you will likely try to prove how much your life sucks to me by complaining about the petty shit I just mentioned. Yes, not being able to fuck girls is a petty issue. You will never convince me your life sucks if you are typing shit to me in this thread right now.
Stop taking yourself so fucking seriously.
I agree, I just come here to shitpost
>>35113718
Fuck you, my life is hell because I can't get a gf.
"no gf" is a symptom of other problems. If you can't be happy without one, you wouldn't be with one, and you'd just bring her down.
What exactly is it about traps that make them better than women?
Why is it that more and more straight Chads are having sexual encounters with traps?
chads need to stay the fuck away from our traps
Some even argue that boys make for better girls than actual girls.
Having the sex drive of a guy and giving better head
>"bud"
>"buddy"
>"kid"
>"boss"
>"young man"
STOP
I'M 20 STOP ACTING LIKE I'M A CHILD
PEOPLE MY AGE CALL ME "BUD" AND I WANT TO DIE
IT'S NOT MY FAULT I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING KID
I'M NOT EVEN CUTE I'M JUST AN UGLY KID
>mfw everyone at work calls me "young buck"
I'm okay with it. I'm 24, about to be 25, but all the guys I work with are in their late 30's
Since when did bud or buddy imply they are calling you a child?
>>35113494
if you call a stranger "bud", you're patronizing the hell out of them and trying to dominate them
What are some interesting things to talk to people about?
And I don't just mean with girls, because I find a good starting topic works the Same for everyone.
What are some of your favorite things to think about.
>>35113423
Your lifelong ambitions. Most people probably might advise against talking about such a heavy topic, but I think it helps to get closer to them faster.
do you realize how stupid you sound right now
what are interesting things to talk about nigga talk about whatever the fuck you want, whenever the fuck you want, to whoever the fuck you want
just do you senpai
and if you ain't got shit to talk about maybe you should read a fuckin book
>>35113468
I don't like talking about my ambitions, because if I don't achieve them, nobody will know. I don't want to be a talker like that either, although i have big dreams.
>>35113423
I like politics, philosophy, culture, art and movies. Pretty general, I'm not educated or anything, but I like to read so I know a little bit about a thing or two, which is usually enough when I'm talking to my cousin, since we are on similar intellectual levels.
>Chad has always treated me nicely and with respect
>robots call me whore, roastie, a child, wishes I was dead
>yet somehow Chad is the asshole and robots are the nice ones
chad wants to fuck you
robots want to change you
you would rather be fucked than changed. it is easier
>>Chad has always treated me nicely and with respect
Then by definition he's not a chad.
>>35113367
>Chad wants to make you feel good
>Robots want to use you to make themselves feel good
wew tough choice
>"So anon, what do you like to do in your spare time?"
edge myself to doujin
curating my pepe collection
>>35113153
i like to cross dress while shoving dildos up my ass
Haven't started one of these in a while but just finished midterms and now I'm done uni for the next week.
drill is the same
>what are you drinking
>why are you drinking it
And as alwaysask a femanon with a headache anything
Drank pic related last night but am drinking water now to deal with the hangover
>>35113125
>drinking Jameson
>I drink because I hate myself and want to slowly kill myself
You know roastie, if you drink the water before you drink the alcohol you won't get so hungover
>>35113162
What's Jameson? Also why do you hate yourself
I did drink a lot of water! But I haven't drank in a long long time so I guess I couldn't handle it
Kentucky Bourbon-Barrel Ale. It's breddy good.
>>35113162
>>>I drink because I hate myself and want to slowly kill myself
yeah pretty much. There's nothing pleasant about being awake or aware anymore, really, and something better at fixing that than alcohol is hard for me to come by.
Can we please get a consensus on whether I should masturbate less or more if I want to be feminine?
Some people say that cumming less makes your teste go down, others say it makes it go up
Should I stop cumming or what?>tfw no bf who controls my cums and makes this decision easy for me
>>35112717
I don't know, post pics of yourself and I'll decide.
>>35112717
>heeben jewniverse
>>35112717
I've done both, and not jerking definitely makes it go up. So you should probably masturbate, like, twice a day.
>your race
>what OS do you use
>are you a beta person
>>35112355
>spic but pale and green eyes
>windows 10 bcus muh gaymes
>omega
Asian.
Debooan + Ganoo / Loonicks.
I suppose I am.
I am aguybtw(male)
>white
>windows 10
>alpha beta
>so tell me anon, what do you think is your best quality?
my dick and my wallet
>>35111709
my ability to tell you that i hate you, think youre a vapid degenerate whore and that i wish nothing but ill upon you. I hope you become a washed up childless catlady.
I dont know why i came here.
my cooking
What happened to all the emo people? Did they just grow out of it? Are there still emo kids these days?
>>35111192
Fairly sure they died with MySpace.
They all became trannies my dude
>>35111236
Even the girls?