Are you good at math /r9k/?
What's the highest math course you've taken?
the odds are 50%
either they die or they dont
highest class I've taken in linear algebra / diff eq / multivariable calc
I will need to take one more math class for my degree though
>>35100325
I took all the pure math major reqs in college before dropping out, as well as a graduate level linear algebra course.
I'm kind of out of practice right now, but I did prove to myself that I can pick up any math if I put my mind to it, so I'm confident saying I'm good at math.
Happy Birthday A
There's a small part of me which still loves you, but mostly, meeting you was the biggest regret of my life.
Well done on the manipulation, you had me completely convinced that you were somebody else and it took me longer than I care to admit to see you for who you truly are.
In the end you were just another heartless whore.
You threw away something special. It's more your loss than it is mine. You will spend your life jumping from dick to dick like some empty slut because you're too much of a coward to take the leap of faith and try to have something that actually means something in your shallow life.
They're all worthless anyway
i love you but i know you
dont make me an anker steve
>>35094047
What's the story here then
I genuinely wonder if anyone on this brain-dead board can solve this question. Before you go full retard mode, it's a simultaneous equation.
>>35117675
Sorry kid, I'm not here to do your homework for you. While I was able to answer it instantaneously, I won't give you the pleasure of knowing the answer for yourself.
>>35117710
This isn't about giving me the answer, it's about proving that you can do it to all your fellow robots.
6+-(5^0.5)j, -3+-(5^0.5)j
+- is plus/minus.
Why can't we use unicode here again?
>be 17 years old
>sleep 4 hours
>a but sleepy but it's fine
>be 19 years old
>sleep 4 hours
>have headache, feel dizzy, heart beats too fast and aches too, about to vomit any moment
What is happening? Am I oficially old now?
It gets exponentially worse every year from now on
>>35116735
Fuck, they said it will be alright if won't drink and smoke.
>>35116735
>>35116716
at 19 you've still yet to hit your physical peak. your health does not start degrading until about 24
What happened to the overdeveloped girl in your year anons?
>Ended up going out with her for a year
>Went from 36c to 36G
>Met up with her the other week after 4 years
>Shes now 36N-M
she got gangbanged by the basketball team
I dunno, why would I care about some slut
>>35116648
keep these threads up. Most fembots are chestlets so big boobs trigger them hard.
>>35116658
>>35116662
Is there an uglier more disgusting beast that is more famous and praised for her (((looks))) than this piece of trash?
>>35116274
Her head is too small for her body and those eyebrows are too big for her eye size/shape.
She has a very unique face. Not feminime, but for some reason I find it very interesting. I guess she is my guilty pleasure, I would fug her.
>>35116316
Fucking disgusting dude. I'd fuck her too but at least admit she's ugly you retard.
>pay $750 for cyberpower pc from walmart worth like $200
>ff 1.5 years
>want to build new pc
>wait over 2 years to collect and finally build new pc
>finally build it after so much frustration
>mobo is broken
>bought mobo too long ago so can't rma or return
I make $1,000~ a month so a new mobo means another 6 months of waiting
I want to fucking die
>>35116203
Post a pcpp list, your state and how much money you have and I'll help you.
Mobo is 100 bucks max dude
>>35116465
Try $200 or more.
Paid like $170 or more for mine.
What goes on in the mind of someone who derives their value in society from how expensive their car is?
People unironically go in debt to buy some dumb, gaudy """sports""" car.
>>35116014
People who never want a house.
>>35116014
It's especially pathetic here in Eastern Europe. You know those commie boxes where usually lives 30 to 40 families under one roof basically? Mostly the poorest people live there, yet in the parking lots to these buildings you always see luxury vehicles, latest BMW, Audi, Mercedes, etc. Their care is literally worth more than their car.
>>35116078
*car
*than their apartment
>The spiders in the wall started fighting again
Great, now I'll be up all nice listening to them screech.
>>35115487
>I'll be up all nice
what did you mean by this?
>>35115502
maybe it's all the lack of sleep from these fucking cunts DOING THIS EVERY GOD DAMN NIGHT
>>35115487
Sounds like you're living in Australia, but the times are wrong.
I hate myself for being a 26 year old virgin. I honestly feel like my entire life would be better if that wasn't the case. It's something that consumes my thoughts on a daily basis. The fact that no matter how many more friends I make, or if I ever managed to get a decent job, I'll still always be an untouchable virgin for ever... I just hate myself for it so much. It's honestly a major factor of why I still plan to kill myself when I hit 30. I just don't think there's ever going to be a chance to fix my life at that point.
Just get a prostitue
>>35115353
This.
Hookers exist for a reason.
>>35115353
That wouldn't change anything, I don't think. I'd still be a virgin, just one who had sex. As weird as that sounds.
Think of it like buying a trophy from a pawn shop, I guess? That sounds really misogynistic I suppose, sorry.
Well, folks, guess what happened? I had sex.
Or rather, I was supposed to have sex, but my girlfriend started crying when I was touching her mostly naked body. I asked her what was wrong and she started crying and shaking more, saying "I'm sorry, I'm sorry" over and over, which made me think 3 things:
1. Did she cheat on me? Is she feeling guilty?
2. Is she not a virgin/did she lie to me?
3. Oh fuck, was she raped? Am I bringing back bad memories?
We didn't continue after that and I'm back at my house. I kind of just awkwardly left and now I don't know what to do. I heard her vomit in the bathroom on my way out.
What the fuck do I do now?
>>35115291
Get out filthy normalfag trash
>>35115291
Maybe she was nervous
also OP you have a gf, you can get out now
>>35115291
probably 3, desu. It could have brought back some memories she wasnt ready for
The other option is that she secretly finds you repulsive, but then again, she wouldnt let you get that far if she did. Just talk to her about it and be prepared for a story. if she wont open up then its time to leave.
also REEE gtfo you fucking normie
Should mutilated men surrender their holes to their uncut masters?>inb4 phimosisfags thinking pic related is cut
>>35115198
i am girl and attracted to this does that make me gay
>>35115238
that's not a trap, just a fem dude
http://broccolibutts.tumblr.com/archive
>not getting circumcised is a rational decisi-
What do grils do all day?
Get attention non-stop
talk to their many friends
masturbate until they're tired of orgasming
collect gifts from amazon
the usual
they just sit around and talk
Are her requirements for a man unrealistic?
If she's an average woman, she doesn't like giving blowjobs and expects you to plan every date. So yeah. Textbook princess complex.
Just the height and penis size probably excludes 90% of men, so yes, obviously.
If she was some kind of supermodel she could get away with being that picky, maybe.
>>35114668
Based dude tho, she's a huge bitch as well.
How expensive is it?
What is good quality?
What should you get?
Opinions from fellow brobots that have experience is this is greatly appreciated
>>35114455
>Where do you buy one
Amazon, Adult Sex Website, Sex Doll Manufacturer, Japanese Adult Sex Website, Trottla if you want a loli
>What is good quality
Well some sex dolls are really fucking crazy like they have self warming vaginas, robots, etc
Good quality is obviously up to you but the best sex dolls are gonna cost you quite a lot of money but fetish ones like little girls, furries, unique shit isn't gonna have a lot of the fancy shit traditional ones have but its still relatively good.
>What should you get
Well it depends on what your budget is and what you're looking for.
Do you just want a super high quality sex doll or do you have a specific fetish in mind?
>>35114455
Real dolls will cost your around $6000
They are heavy as fuck so because they are dead weight.
You have to plan out your moves before picking her up. One bump on the wall and you might break her joints.
Scrap her skin with something somewhat sharp and her skin will tear
you have to repair tears as fast as you can because the tear will grow on its own even if you don't touch her.
Tits might deflate over time.
Unless shes made out of platinum silicone DO NOT leave her in any position were she might develop creases. I'm talking about under her arm pits, inner elbows, knees, and the insides of her thighs. Anywhere were the skin might cress.
Tin silicon will develop a wrinkle which will turn into a tear which you don't want.
>>35114612
How would you go about repairing a real doll?