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pretty great my muchacho

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It's the one thing I'm proud of in my life.

>>35116276
Do you think women treat you better because of it?

>>35116207
How to spot an autist 101

>>35116207
frog semen

preemptive orig

>>35116207
s-so can I loose my virginity?

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>>35116190
da jews trying to ruin the competition 1st the whites and now east asians

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>move to the west
>get cucked
>go back home
>get cucked

it's all over for asian bois

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The Koreans always had a thing for shit.

>>35116101
>>age
21
>>gender
man (male)
>>occupation
doing engligh honours
>>living situation
bachelor apartment
>>why do you visit /r9k?
because I'm an agrophobic avoidant autistic loser and misery loves company
>>favorite movies/tv shows
>movies
all kubrick, spy kids, shark boy & lava girl, primer... not really into movies

>tv shows
just pokemon... not really into tv

>>favorite music
hip hop, neo-soul, rnb, a bit of rock, yeah

>>how often do you masturbate
busy with nofap at the moment

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>age
18
>gender
Male
>occupation
Haha
>living situation
Living in old house by myself
>reason for coming to r9k
I cant remember why it was around 4 years ago back in freshman year
>movie/tv
Hmmmm like back to the future and indiana jones. I watch a lot of 80s stuff. Plus anime
>music
Lots of surf punk and 50s/60s music
>how often
At least once a day

>>35116101
>>age
27
>>gender
Female
>>occupation
Nothing
>>living situation
I live with my dad
>>why do you visit /r9k?
I first visited this hellhole in December 2015 and got sucked in somehow
>>favorite movies/tv shows
Movies: Pulp Fiction, Violet & Daisy, Ocean's 11-13, Marvel stuff. TV: Always Sunny, Seinfeld, Scrubs, Frasier
>>favorite music
Chvrches, Florence + the Machine, Taylor Swift, Ellie Goulding, Echosmith, 30 Seconds to Mars
>>how often do you masturbate
Every other day usually

>>35116095
Nah that'd be shit. Only exceptions would be extremely beautiful, ie what everyone would call "black with white features."

That girl with dark skin is beautiful. I'd date her. Only if she had a nice personality to match, though.

I wouldn't.

Nothing against them at all, but I picture race relations continuing to decline for quite some time, and that would put pressure on our relationship, and result in any children we may have developing identity issues.

>tfw can't do a slavsquat
I don't feel whole.

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>tfw not good enough for a slav gf

>>35116003

Did you know that slavs are already fucking off from the UK, even before Brexit has been completed?

What's it like? How long do they typically keep people?

>>35116285
Depends on the person but most people only stay around a week.

>>35115963
Ive been in a mental hospital 3 times. First time I was 17 and it was heaven. Mommy nurses who treated me like their kid that they loved dearly. The facility was new and there were lots of fun things. They even had a Wii.

The second and third times I went to places like the pic in the OP. Which were pretty much Jail-Lite. I got treated like a dangerous psychopath who could bite someones face off at any moment. I was in a block with nigger crack heads mostly. It was pure hell and I'm fairly certain I am traumatized from it. I needed to be cared for because I had issues but I was punished instead.

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>>35115836
In loving memories of Comrade Vlad.

Alright brothers, this is the current plan of attack.
In the case of a fembot thread, it shall be spammed with imagery of sex-dolls, and posts will follow up.
Females are only good for sex, and nothing else.
They are equal to a measly sex doll!

Spam guro, spam traps, spam ANYTHING.

Do NOT reply sincerely.
Do NOT orbit.
This is a board created for those that have suffered the burden of society far too long. It is a safe space for those that have been damaged beyond repair.

And the normies and roasties want to take even THIS away from us.

We shall NOT tolerate corruption.

We shall NOT allow oppression of fellow ROBOTS.

Seek out the blind, and instead of degrading them, give them sight!
Let them bask in the truth!
We shall protect every single robot at all costs.


WOMEN CAN NEVER BE BOTS, AND THEY REALIZE THIS.

They use us for their cunning tactics, stealing attention like the dirty whores they are, for this is what feeds them, gives them power.

We shall not unironically reply to female-made threads and posts.

The Earth will tremble under our shitposting barrages.

We shall make /r9k/ great again.

Our independence is coming.
Our followers can only increase from now on.


Remember brothers, once a robot, always a robot.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Bump

Wery origano

>>35115836
OP why would a woman want to be a whore when she can stay a pure virgin and wait for a good bf though?

>>35115440
Do it homo
oroeoeaor

Do it faggot

Origiririgirigi

>>35115440
Do it, negro

At least you'll have the opportunity under your belt. You might not get another chance.

>>35115352
Is that sustainable to supply for utilities+uncapped internets though?

Not possible. There's a reason these plans never materialize.

>>35115478
Is this reason people being unsufferable scum?

wotar es wet

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>>35115283
>people born in 1985 were born 10000 years ago

where has the time gone boys

>>35115283
Girls born in 2007 are already flicking their beans.

>>35115224
>Anyone else here /sabaton/
Me
Oregino

>>35115270
What's your favorite song?

>>35115224

Just picked up a copy of The Last Stand

/aus/ robot discord: https://discord.gg/BYUNqQC

>>35114950
Hey m7

>where are you from
brisbane
>what are you up to / any plans for tonight
playing some hex and lurking 4chan
>favourite beer
mythos

of course robots exist in australia we have /aus/ threads all the time (or at least we used to)

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>>35114950
>Melbourne
>putting off my tafe work and watching ippo
>I don't drink
>tfw no gf is hitting me way harder than usual

first for securitylad becomes securitylads

the ranks of the night watch grow ever larger

>>35114710
How hard was it to get your job? How did your interview go?

Second for being too bored to sleep but too tired to do anything.

please die
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>>35114491
you first please

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anybody want to get sweaty and naked with their mommy?