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>>35120079
If you're smelly, otherwise nah.

but smelly sex is best sex

>>35120079
If you're really gross, then yeah. Usually I'm relatively clean before sex, though, so I shower after because I get sweaty af.

What did you get banned for?
origino

>>35120026
Allegedly for posting some cp. I maintained in my appeal that it wasn't me and I was a victim of a new IP from moving, but it was rejected

umad?

f8wijeit882jfi orognal post 8e8e8

>>35119719
they probably attempted it many times tho

>>35119719
Women have nothing to be angry about

>>35119719
>implying that women have agency to do anything but fuck up

>>35119617
Just go to Africa and be necklaced by fellow niggers.

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>>35119617
>MOON CRlCKET

Count yourself lucky, you could have been born white. The most depraved hedonistic self loathing altruistic race imaginable.

How would you fuck Taylor OP?

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>>35119638
not op, but missionary with lots of kisses on the lips and neck

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>perfect
>Aryan

pick one

>>35119537
hahahahaahhahaahahhahaahahahahahahahaha


LOSER. PATHETIC. U WILL NEVER GET A LAID OR GF. KYS FAGGOT OR JUST FALL FOR THE TRAP MEME AND BE A QT TRAP

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>tfw ask /fit/ for gyno-fighting exercises
>get hit on by men
>tfw bf more likely than gf

>>35119587
Well its pretty clear to see why you get hit on, you have nice curves.

>>35119408
gay guy. Lesbians have the highest rates of domestic violence and there's also the lesbian death bed

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Gay guy, so I could have sex with Milo

Lesbian!

I've always been fascinated by womens' ability to get pregnant so I'd be a lesbo and go to the sperm bank to get impregnated by a scientist Chad.

are you retarded? it's this new wave of feminism. it's all around you. they all need to be "strong independent womeyn" but break down when their big dick fuck toy has sex with someone else.

they're all putting up a front to seem strong, but deep down they want to get deep dicked and held. it's all a facade. don't be fooled into thinking they actually hate men. they hate themselves and are projecting.

>>35119077
>new
It's been the case for all of recorded history, it's just extremely obvious now.

>>35119042
Would you not? Most rapes against women are committed by men. Most murders are committed by men. Most criminals are men. Most wars are started by men.

Cuz marxist brainwashing is most effective on the holes

>>35119019
Women get better grades then men, stay mad :)

>>35119019
I know there's no point, but do you have even the slightest shred of evidence for this idea or is it something you make up in your head to get you mad.

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Photoshop/10 my guy

on nofap and becoming too intelligent to fap with each passing day

its not a meme brobots

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>>35118984
>tfw been edging for two weeks
my dick has increased in size and my balls are full of testosterone rich fluids which my body is producing in masse and absorbing. Body hair is growing everywhere, along with facial hair. My muscles are pumped and stronger and my sweat smells like that of a lumberjack. I feel so much more assertive and dominant right now. I could easily get pussy, I'm sure. But I want more. I will keep denying myself until I become the supreme manly beast I know I can be.

how about you just stop being a degenerate nigger?

>>35118882
Just fuck traps my dude

What about HURRR HEALTH RISKS or HURRR PROLAPSE?

Always been somewhat autistic and I don't fit very well with other emiratis, do have some few bros tho.

>>35118937

Same here regarding the autism, im the only one in my family who is this autistic. My parents are both extraverts as well.

>>35118937
ASL please and are you weeb?

BUMP let's keep this thread alive

I hate white girls unless they have huge asses, and only then because of their huge asses.

Women as a whole are horrible, Asian women are the least horrible, black women are the worst, white women are marginally better than black but only marginally. Both are fucking shit tier.

>>35118798
White girls arent wife material.
Theyre always looking for the next best thing. And you could hand them the world and it still wouldnt be enough.
White girls are basically just holes for our dicks until we find a latina or asian girl worth keeping.

Source: Me and all the 4 white girls Ive dated. Shortest relationship was 11 months, longest was 2 years. And really what gets me off more than pink white girl pussy, is sticking to her parents by pounding their white girl wholes with my beaner dick.

>>35118819
>has never met an asian woman

It's so right.

Probably, but I'm doing it anyways

>>35118586
>>35118589
What are you drinking
>tfw Spotted Cow

I had the strangest day:

>be me
>have Weetabix and a cup of tea for breakfast
>post on /r9k

>get drunk at friends house
>he have a bottle of vodka
>I dare him to drink it all
>we agree to drink half each
>next day i wake up on his couch
>it smells like piss
>my shirt is all wet
>friend's asleep in his bed, the shirt he wore the day before is wet aswell
>it seems we pissed on eachother

>with friend whose dick i used to suck
>he wanted me to suck his dick but i didnt want to
>he made me suck his dick anyway
>cried while sucking a dick