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>>35121259
So now what do we do?

>>35121409
Jerk off, originally

>>35121259
Almost as if we ate from a tree of knowledge of good and evil before we entered this realm eh

>>35121188
I've never tried mixing coke and pepsi. I should do that sometime.

>>35121188
seeing this thread has sure given me a hankering for a nice coke

>>35121188
My dad does that with every damn drink. Whatever's in the fridge, it's all going in one glass. Coke, orange juice, gatorade, a little protein powder, everything.

>>35121183
>Tfw finish all of your work early
>Boss gets mad at you for "lazing around" and makes you do a complete inventory check

>>35121405
>THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING TO DO ANON!

bad goy, you have to always look busy or boss will think you're a waste of money.
>done stocking everything
>still not many customers
>pretend to be wiping down tables or sweeping floors or something
>go up stairs and stand in liquor room
>look at phone
>if I hear boss coming I'll start moving around bottles to make it seem like I'm organizing
>occasionally walk around bars to make it seem like I'm checking on them regularly
>look like I'm super concentrated during all of this, even though I'm constantly daydreaming
and thus mrs. bergstein thinks I'm her best employee even though I hardly do more than the ones who stare at their phones for half their shift.

>>35121147
They wont listen

I'm 32 and I tell them there's still time and they don't have to be here

>>35121165
They probably think they're unsavable and that r9k won't make things worse, but they don't know. I didn't either and here I am.

Everything becomes so much clearer with age.

I get so sad when I see 18 year olds posting because I know that a couple of years ago, that could have been me and I could have been saved if I left this place.

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Im 19 is it too late for me OP?

present. if anyone replies to this i swear to fucking god

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>>35121223
What are you talking about? Everything is alright, you are not ignored! I am.

>>35121141

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>>35121078
How old are you

I bet you're like 19 or some shit

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>>35121078
Can I have your steam account?

>>35121105
Probably.
Get to twenty fucking six and then see how tough it is.

>>35121033
Masturbation is a sin bro

>14 inches

LOL, if that's 14 mine is at least 10.

I have favourite videos
Found out they are underage, still favourite though
Also I'm a fag

>FUCKING HELL WHO'S HAVING ANOTHER FIT AT 4 AM?!

>>35120901
>GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE BATHROOM YOU FUCKING TRAP RETARDS, NO AMOUNT OF MAKE UP WILL MAKE YOU LOOK DOABLE AND I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT

>FOR FUCKS SAKE WHO USED MY COMBS HANDLE AS A DILDO AGAIN!? GET YOUR FUCKING OWN

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Pic related for story.

This week has been phenomenal. I started my diet, didn't go off track and hit the gym three times; that's more than I've done in the last nine months combined. I intend to change my lifestyle for the better, and once I'm confident enough, get a job and go full wageslave mode.

There's hope for everyone, guys.

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>>35120751
Keep up the good work. I'm proud of you, anon.

>>35120656
Got a job recently

I think I might get fired because I do nothing but stand around, even though my trainer hasn't really taught me anything

who's picture are you using?

>>35120633
I'm going to use my own pictures. I'm bored so I'm trying to see how many matches I can obtain.

Don't take any relationship seriously from there, the girls who say "I'm looking for something real" are lying or crazy or both. Buy condoms

Nobody expects girls not to be boring.
It's expected that you'll be boring.
Maybe even preferable.

I swear half of the problems people have with relationships these days is because they project the things they find attractive onto the opposite gender.

>>35120482
>knows like 4 languages, sings, plays a ton of instruments, loves to read, write poetr

He's a complete normie. He is only looking for you for a quick pump n dump. Absolute normie approaching Chad territory. Don't get invested in him. Get a robot bf from r9k if you really need a bf. Normies will fuck you over again and again.

Don't you see the threads and posts by femanons all the time about their bf leaving them or cheating on them? Don't be like them.

Nothing. Literally just talk to him about whatever.

You won.

>>35120386
Did shrooms with some college bros at night in the woods. Best and only "in the moment" night of my life. Only night where I actually enjoyed living for once.

Never heard of it. I live in the UK.

>>35120386
I try to practice zen buddhism, I try to ground myself in the now as often as I can. It's incredibe how much you perspective changes after meditation, it helps to keep me going.

>>35120258
Why don't you just ask your dad? I mean, unless you're one of those losers with a broken family lmoa

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>>35120338
>unless you're one of those losers with a broken family

I just want to be the father I wish I could have had

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>>35120258
i'm in my 30s now, so i'd be cool with it (i think)

what are we supposed to do now? play our favourite songs or something? Im listening to NOFX right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40QL66BhKDk

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I'll fuck you up you inferior beings

>>35120237
Sure
*puts on Merzbow*

>>35120102
Even if you are attracted to him it doesn't make you gay

>>35120170
then what does make someone gay?

>>35120216
Exclusively being attracted to males