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Chess has nothing to do with intelligence. You literally just learn all the strategies so you can choose the optimal move. It is a test of autism and memory, not "intelligence" or creativity. It's a mathematically deterministic game, a tic-tac-toe for the middle class. Play Hex instead which is non-deterministic.

>tfw to smart for chess

>>35126261
I've never beat the cunt once, best I've ever gotten was a draw, and that's on the easiest difficulty, learning how to play chess takes practice though regardless of intelligence.

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>Intelligence
It only gets you through highschool.

Breaking news; You actually have to work to achieve things in life.

Be happy for that though, because it means you don't have to be born a math genius to become one. If you knew how much time and energy Einstein put into his theory of relativity, you wouldn't call him a genius.

Get good man. That's what life is about

>>35126157
>Pretty much 1:1 everywhere but the east

Probably some bias in the sampling.

>>35126157
>isle of man is yellow
what did they mean by this?

I blame the pakis taking 4 wives.

>>35126157
Women live longer than men. I bet a large part of those extra women are from the baby boom years right after ww2. I would guess that for Sweden and most countries if you are under 30 there are less women than men.

what could possibly have made you try to kill yourself using a plastic bag

>>35125918
Impossible to hang myself where I live without someone stopping me. Cant stand cuts. Solid enough attempt I just broke out of my hand restraints.

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>""""""attempt""""" suicide
>live
>"oh well lol"
>"time to get on the computer"

Money.

Originalist

>>35125845
What hobbies are you actively pursuing right now? Browsing 4chan and torrenting shows aren't hobbies.

>>35125845

So you can survive on your own

>i just dont see how a girl could fit into this comfy flow of things that i have going right now
Lying on your bed with your laptop with a cute girl nearby who is doing the same, and occasionally you cum inside her just for fun.

Don't you get tired of being alone?

Also in theory a gf is supposed to be compatible to the point that you'd feel at home with her.

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>>35125750
I honestly don't. At least not one the kind that exists.

>>35125686
I guess I have. Hope so. But my chances slipped right through my hands.

>>35125686
besides my mom and grandma?
no

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i have a steam gf so yes

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>>35068872
the sheer nerve of this board right now. did it go as planned? did you explain it's for sophisticated research on the mental/physiological effects of decaying fecal matter? that's usually what i tell my parents when they find mine.

today was a harsh blow to the ole' plan, but i think the parent's are catching on to the semen spire i've been erecting for the past few years in my closet. it's nearly 14 inches tall, very delicate process.

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>>35068872
>Uncle found the cum cavern
I hope he can sley the dick dragon, for his sake.

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>Sister found the smegma horn

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>>35125423
>What are some of the things your waifu has done to improve herself in her show?
Not much really, beyond beeing herself
>What are some steps you're taking to improve yourself? No matter how small
I've been seeing a counsellor for a few years now. I'm not entirely sure if it is actually helping, but I'm at least making the effort. Counsellor herself could be a lot better though
>>Any advice for people looking to improve themselves?
Think before doing something, and approach situations applying the best method available to you

And no, I do not have any plans as of now this summer.

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>>35125423
>>What are some of the things your waifu has done to improve herself in her show?
She is talking a lot more. She found a place where she belongs.
>>What are some steps you're taking to improve yourself? No matter how small.
I climb mountains when they are not full of snow.
>>Any advice for people looking to imporve themselves?
Keep away from sodas and energy drinks.
I had no idea how much it helped to drink water.
I feel more awake, productive and better when i stopped drinking sugar stuff.

my waifu was an obscure character in a western vidya. am i disgusting?

>>35125373
>Watching sao ever
Out

>>35125373
He's a normie. I thought he was a robot too but I was on the wrong.

>>35125396
it's not SAO you fucking mongoloid

I'm not an authoritarian who believes that women deserve to die because they aren't attracted to me. They can do whatever they want, so long as they don't act in violence against me.

If there's one thing I like about Islam, it's how they handle their women.

Unfortunately I don't like everything else about them.

>>35125383
They treat their women that way to stop their civilization/people/culture/religion from being destroyed, like the west is now by women.

By allowing women to act like they do in the west, they ARE harming you, potentially indirectly with actual violence.

>>35125448
No, they're harming themselves by being whores. It's not of my or the government's business, though. That's between themselves and their parents.

>>35125097
she was a hot brunette with nice tits

should've realized early on she was a slut and too good to be true

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>>35125097
Gone forever.

Sad originamo

i dont have one, but my last oneitis like 5 years ago was kind of short, no tits, big butt, she looked almost exactly like eva green

>untick "In a relationship"

Holy shit.

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Crying shame I dont live in the US. Theres apparently 1 million women who fit my taste!

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Yeah... I honestly don't know why wanting a women with a post-grad degree is this difficult.

>>35125020
Who else here has /nofashionsense/
Legit i look autistic no matter what i wear

Lots, man.

I used to dress like shit. Researched fashion a bit and spent some cash on clothes and a a haircut and it was a HUGE change. Like, suddenly people treated me like a human being again.

>>35125020
It just means you should wear clothes that actually look good on you instead of baggy t-shirts and cargo shorts all the time.

>>35125018
Nothing changed, because I was nine years old and already ate vegetables every day because my parents were responsible adults.

A vegan diet fixed my bf's erectile dysfunction. Focus on whole plant foods, not shit like mock tendies, if you want to do it right.

>>35125136
How does one do it right?

Can you please provide directions to some person or book?

Bonus question:
How easy it is to get 160 grams of protein per day on such a diet?

>>35125259
You probably don't utilize that much protein, but there's cheap plant protein isolates if you want to damage your kidneys.

http://nutritionfacts.org/2011/09/12/dr-gregers-2011-optimum-nutrition-recommendations/

http://veganhealth.org/

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.nutritionfacts.dailydozen&hl=en

Watch some "what I eat in a day" videos on vegan youtube.

I often get around 70 grams of protein a day on my twink diet, just eating whole foods.

>>35124911
yea im sure girls are totally into men wearing AUTISM SHOES

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>>35124911
>Girls in their 20s and teenage girls are all into asian men and kpop these days not hip hop rappers I mean they are into hip hop but way more are into kpop

not really, rappers and singers like Donald Glover, ASAP Rocky, Bryson Tiller, and Frank Ocean are way more popular than kpop singers. Kpop people replaced white rock boys desu

>>35124911
I didn't even know people still followed kpop anymore since all of the big groups that started around 2007-2009 started to die