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>>35122532
uh i think you have the wrong number, bye

>>35122532
Why?

thisisaoriginalpostandifyoudisagreeyoucangoandfuckingkillyourselfyoufuckingprick

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>clips fingernails to a sharp point and soaks my hand in vinegar and rubbing alcohol

>>35122430
Male, one of the 2 only actual genders.

DONTFUCKINGTRIGGERME

Male kindersexual

be rich
be likable
have industry connections
don't be poor

that's it... that's all you have to do my man!

>>35122429
>employment gap of 5 years

Do you have a family member who has their own business or is self-employed and can lie to say you were employed by them for 5 years?

>>35122429
Probably your best bet is to go back to school. You might have to take out a shit load of loans, so what. But... a caveat. If you are depressed you need to take care of that shit first, so that you don't end up fucking your education up. It will be a good investment, OP, think of it that way.

>>35122415

Fuck reading, it's boring as fuck, there are no good books at all anymore. I used to read like a motherfucker from age 11-14, then I stopped, couldn't get interested in any books anymore.

fiction is for fags

>>35122415
I'm currently trying to slog through In Search of Lost Time but it's pretty rough

>>35122280
Just myself

Don't really hate other people

>white people in general
>white men under 30
>people born with a good hairline
>people who haven't had a major chronic medical ailment before 30
>average and good looking people
>women in general

That's about it for me.

>normies who browse /r9k/
>most tripfags
>anyone who has a beta crush

suicidal tendencies are a pretty good meme

Personally in the last few years what I have enjoyed the most were the tendies greentexts

It's definitely the most consistently good OC if that's what you're asking

The protagonist doesn't fap for the time period either and I guarantee that you and 99% of this board wouldn't make it 2 weeks.

>>35123358
Actually the less you fap the easier it is not to.

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>>35122145
>8345 days and 8344 nights

>posts anime
>claims to be mentally ill
Checks out.

>goes on /r9k/ and ask if there might, per chance, be anyone at all there that is literally retarded and/or mentally ill

>posts anime
>claims to be retarded

checks out

iktf fammaligglia

>>35121952
Yeah it's weird. I'm straight 90% of the time but then sometimes I'm just like "I could go for a cock rn"

Sigmund Freud stated that all humans are naturally born bisexual, it's just that social factors influence a particular sexual leaning.

>>35121937
The way I see it, it's actually helping them.
Teaches them to stop idolising women and putting them on a pedastal

>>35121937
Alas such is nature. You want the women to further your genetics, not his. Society was supposed to help repress these feels but (((it doesnt))).


Also its fine op, make advances on her, record all reactions, show that robot friend the loyalty this woman had for him, make him not a beta orbiter anymore

>>35121937
>normie here
Fucker this is a board specially made to exclude you assholes ,why can't you post in literally any other ducking board

>>35121841
We need a cyborg chan for people like us.

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>>35121841
>>35121872
We need a big oven for people like you

HA!

>>35121841
The actual "robots" left a couple years ago. They're all on [that board] and everything is exactly the way you remember it, albeit a bit slower.

>>35121801
How come so many of my fellow autists have beta little crushes and stuff?

>>35121801
>schizophrenia
>fake
Kek is this satire? Though autism is poorly understood by the general public this guy seems like a pretentious twat and from what he said it sounds like he self-diagnosed.

Also I'm a mulatto and I got diagnosed with aspergers.

>>35121801
>adhd
>fake

Lel guess I just struggled all throughout school to get work done and to keep friends because I suck at life. :^)

yeah they get jealous

>>35121703
They only care if they're in competition with said girl. Other than that, they wouldn't even bother to remember their name.

Do girls care how many guys other girls have slept with?

>>35121640
>Music with female musicians

Thats odd, because some of them can sing pretty well.

>>35121640
I'm definitely not that extreme yet but I would love to see people's reactions when you tell them. I really enjoyed the AMC show Mad Men a lot and that had a good amount of women actresses/writers/directors though. I believe most of the anti-women stuff here but that's been one of the things I can't explain because the show was masterful. Maybe there's a certain kind of female that brings everything down for the rest of them and that's the type we keep seeing in everything so our views and opinions of them get warped and we generalize?

>>35121640
>Movies/shows directed by/starring women

I guess you'd better stop beating off then if you hate women that much.

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>>35121605
good luck to the barley mow

>>35121605
You showed him, lmao. Retard probs don't even know what hit him xd GJ

>>35121605
Link to your server fuckboy