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>Wendy's messed up my lunch
And these idiots want $15 an hour LMAO
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>wendy's
Lmfao, I've never met a normal person who enjoyed Wendy's
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> He's a maple leaf blower
> A igloo dweller
> A Canacuck
Serves you right.
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>>35123625
Cold weather is nature's wall. I am too white to live in a hot climate.
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POST IN THIS THREAD IF YOU ARE LONELY
>how lonely have you been?
NORMIES DO NOT POST
OR YOU WILL BE ROAST
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>>35123599
Lonelier than Hitler's testicle
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i have my family to help but thats all, my only friend in years stopped talking to me one week before my bday(2 months ago) for no reason and ive finally grow balls and stopped orbitting a mentally ill girl i talked for about 4 years, so im here on my own, if i died tonight my family would probably find out next week and my funeral would last 10 minutes
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>>35124308
At least you have family... I live on guvment neetbux and I cant even talk to my family. Im chronically depressed everyday and live alone and my shitcunt parents have no idea.
Itd probably take them a few weeks if not a month to find out if I anheroed.
Literally none of my family members give a shit.
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Why do I have a fetish for this stuff
am I mentally ill?
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>>35123593
do you have mommy issues?
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>>35123649
yes, i get attached to any girl that is nice to me.
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>>35123735
same, my mom treated me very poorly so I think that's why.
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>tfw no morbidly obese gf
Does anyone else know this feel?
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>>35123572
that's not morbidly obese. Morbidly is what I like
that's super morbidly obese
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>>35123572
>face of 90 pound qt
this never happens op
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>>35124278
is this a thin face?
Does any robot here on /r9k/ know
any good autism phone that you can only call and send SMS on?
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your moms phone lol
how do i know that?
because i fucked her last night (in bed)
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>>35123677
kek
yourjokeisnotveryoriginal
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>>35123511
Basically any phone they market to senior citizens
Jitterbug, I'd recommend if you are US
I have a 6 year old alcatel blackberry ripoff that only talk/sms, but even then I don't call/text anyone
>taiwanese
>came to the USA to study
>was told the USA was filled with nerdy white guys that like asian girls
>white nerds don't even look at me when walking by
>only get hit on by brown and black people
REEEEEEEEE I WANT MY MONEY BACK ;.;
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>>35123367
It's OK, you can pretend to be a girl and I'll still love you anyways, anon.
I hope you look cute in pink.
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>>35123367
Post boob pictures, OP
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>>35123367
>>35123409
Yes, post photographs of breasts.
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>be in love with grill for years
>finally get to hang out with her
>she holds me and pets me
>treats me like a dog by telling me to sit, come, and stay
>I derive pleasure from pleasing her, like washing dishes even though she didn't ask then tell her about it all excitedly
Now I have a mommy gf fetish and a servent fetish
Oh my god, am I cucked? This happened years ago, but woke up fantasizing about it today
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>>35123314
Would tie up and torture for days/10
That fucking muff looks delicious, and those hips.
Hot damn.
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You aren't cucked, you're in love
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>>35123314
Where the fuck is her penis at?
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My dick is 2.8 inches
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>>35123243
Pictures please OP
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That means that 6 inches sis big?
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>>35123243
Tell roasties upfront that it's 2" so the extra .8 is a little surprise for them.
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ITT: We are normie/chads
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Yes, we areoregano
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>>35123097
Hi, I have a job that doesn't make me want to kill myself and fulfilling hobbies that make me not want to kill myself in my free time
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>tfw my ex just texted me
Man and I just had moved on.
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Awkward and Spergy moment
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So, this literally happened several minutes ago
>Sister is invitng me to go to X place
>I need to take a plane in order to get there
>Never been on a plane by myself
>kind of nervous
>think of what could make me feel less nervous
>I think of friends I could invite, however, none are flexiable enough to join
>but wait, girl I met on tinder who does virtual school can come
>fuckyeah
>Message girl
>she's hyped as fuck
>Reality hits
>I invited this girl while having insanely religious parents that are highly against one-on-one time with partners of the opposite sex.
>I didn't tell my sister, so this might hurt my sister's feelings.
>Might have to cancel on tinder shawty
>I tell my mom and she assumes I'm trying to join the mile-high club with this girl and practically disowns me.
>parents no longer paying for ticket
>Sister's car may not have enough room for drive back for the tinder bitch if she magically makes it.
>tinder skank might want to kill me.
My painfully unthoughtout plan is slowly turning into a blackhole, what do?
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>>35123090
hahah yeah brah that's like, waaaaay awkward and spergy, dude!I lied, fuck off and die, normo
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>>35123090
aren't there more appropriate places to bitch about your normalfag problems?
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One of two things:
1. Kill yourself, it's easy and prevents anything like this happening again.
2. Cancel on tindergirl, but plan something else with, she'll understand, just be honest. Talk to your parents and say that you have uninviter tindergirl ofr their sake, they'll be grateful and pay for your ticket again.
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>like something popular
>"HAHAHA get some taste you fucking pleb"
>dislike something popular
>"Holy shit you just hate it cuz it's popular fucking contrarian faggot"
>like something unpopular
>"stop being such a tryhard poseur pseud you cocksucker"
>dislike something unpopular
>"You're just too stupid to get it so go back to your pleb shit you dumb fuck."
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welcome to 4chan ya dummy
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Consider the following:
don't like things on the pretenses of them being popular or unpopular
like things because you like them, and learn how to formulate a good enough defensive opinion to explain to normies why you feel a distinct way about something.
It's honestly not hard lol
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this is what happens when you post on media based boards inhabited by teenagers whose primary means of constructing an identity for themselves is based almost entirely on what media they consume
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Do Chads really fuck top-tier women tho?
I got the suspicion the womanizers go for numbers and not necessarily quality and pretty much sleep with average and below women.
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>>35122948
they have a nice spread, i'd say the lowest i've seen a chad go is a 5 or 6, but mostly they bang 7s or higher
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>>35122948
What, no, they skulk homeless shelters for frumpy bruised up junkie girls while stacy slums around looking for stuttering autistic men to fuck
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>>35122948
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Sleeping is not original, apparently.
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Why do you guys give up so easily?
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>>35122841
>Why do you guys give up so easily?
About what?
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>>35122851
Point proven.
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Fag.
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>>35122841
Born loser 2bh
originally, though
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These Stacies are so damn loud and obnoxious. What should I do /r9k/?
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Come back when you're 18
Figured this wasn't original
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stick your head forward and smell their hair and freak them out
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You brought your gun with you to school, right? Now's the time to use it.
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Two guns up, I don't give a fuck, I'm a big dog lil nigga you a pup
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>>35122715
Issa knife
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>>35122715
In the trap house whippin' up a whole key
Turn two thang to a four piece
Niggas say they got shooters, well show me
Got shooters on a squad like Kobe
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>>35122715
I go from zero, to a hunna, nigga, real quick.
Ma whole squad on dat real shit, boi. You ain't gonna do shit.
So I'm just thuggin' with my niggas tryna keep it real, meanwhile you fill cassettes with idle threats, got no gutz to kill.