Who else /losingcontrol/ here?
tfw
>no clean dishes for months
>trash piling up
>only some spoiled milk in the fridge
>no sheets on the bed
>balls of dust running wild
>have had to throw full packs of vegetables away on several occasions because i didn't eat them and they got moldy
>usually just eat a tub of ice cream or a frozen pizza once a day
>only words I utter most days are "hi" and "thanks" said to the cashier at the store
>>35126984
>This applies to me
Oh, I guess I'm fucked then.
>>35126984
Why do you live like this? Clean your house man please.
>>35126984
>no clean dishes for months
i only use paper plates, and have 1 bowl and one fork that i use so i never have to do dishes
>trash piling up
yep, i wait till my tables are covered and unusable and then throw it in a bag and take it out
>only some spoiled milk in the fridge
i have spoiled milk, old fast food, and sodas
>usually just eat a tub of ice cream or a frozen pizza once a day
fast food once a day supplemented with ramen, canned food, and soda LOL
>only words I utter most days are "hi" and "thanks" said to the cashier at the store
self-checkout at my local store :^)
What console should I purchase? Never had one before so please share your wisdom with me bros
PS4 has more weeb games, and persona 5 is coming.
>>35126941
Nintendo Switch
orginallerino
>>35126941
PS4 is versatile
How do I stop getting those moments when I become self aware?
Couldn't tell ya
I'm 100% self aware at all times
>>35126847
Why would you stop? I strive for it.
Just get absorbed in a stupid routine.
>>35126847
What do you man by self aware?
Lately I have been thinking about the past.
I think about childhood memories alot.
its all so bad
Why was i such a sperg
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'm going pussy hunting later tonight. Dubs decide what type of girls I'll end up fucking.
underage black children
>>35126824
A girl (maIe)
>>35126824
the anorexic girl with confidence issues
this is a health related question, considering scaring. so, before you ask what happened, here's the backstory:
It was a barbecue party where all the highschool seniors of my school went. Everybody was talking about it long before holidays. i have only 3 friendsi n school, but
i wanted to feel the feeling of being part of something big like that party, so i decided to eat up my shyness and go.
Evandro and Nelson didn't want to go because they were shy. Junior said that he was sick (and his mother threated to never let me talk with him again in case i convinced him to go, so i let it go, because i don't want to lose my big buddy)
I've read some PUA scripts and practiced my game until I fell asleep, to wake up very early and prepare myself to the event. I went to the shopping and bought some really neat Red Nose snickers to match my Billabong t shirt and trousers that i bought the day before
so i could look VEEEEERY pretty and be seem in the party.
2 months filled with expectations and the big moment finally came: friday, august 10 of 2012, 2 o clock! my dad
left me in the club's gate, i took a deep breath, build up my courage and went inside, leaving my dad behind with a smile and a cheerful "Good Bye!".
The party had started before 2 i guess. you could tell that there were some Jurupinga drugged girls, so i thought about trying something,
but there were too many people taking care of them, what intimdated my "aproach". All the "stallions" were all there, taking pictures holding Smirnoff Ice bottles (obviously drugged). It was a barbecue party but i couldn't see any meat, only drinks (drugs), coke,
dolly and instantaneous juice. I soon realized i was alone in my adventure, with my power level under 9000.
i looked around, got myself a instant juice cup and sat by myself in an empty place.
is that loltyler1?
i was in peace for something like 40 minutes, looking at my pitiful generation and waiting for the time to pass
to tell my friends that i didn't leave (i wanted to make them jealous), until a group of stallions aproached me and started to ask me stuff like "why are you so quiet? where are your friends? do you study in the same school as we do? we've never seem you before."
it was 3 guys and 4 chicks. i realized that one of them didn't have a boyfriend, so i tried to remember the PUA stuff, while one the guys gave me a smirnoff ice (in other words, he drugged me). i felt a bit dizzy,
but less shy. i finished one bottle and got myself another one. so i tried to talk with a girl that seemed to be left aside by the group.
Me: "Hi, what's your name?"
Chick: "Suelen."
Me: "Nice to meet you, Suelen. My name is Jesse!"
Garoto: "Geez, i didn't ask!"
i felt intimidated, but i had a fool proof plan: i threw some ice cubes on the ground, between me and the girl and stomped them, and said:
"Done, Suelen! I just broke the ice between us!"
the girl got away from me looking angry, and got closer to the group. one of the guys took his cellphone and called someone, with an angry expression on his face.
i decided to drink what was left from my smirnoff and got another bottle. the only thing i remember is that after drinking the last drop of the drug they gave me is that i layed on the ground. i slept and woke up in a room, with a guy
holding and telling me to keep quiet, while Guilherme (aka Guidao, Suelen's boyfriend) and other two guys drawed stuff in my face using a kinfe while
everybody was laughting at me (including the girls, who were taking pictures). i was really drunk and somehow slept again.
the party was over and they left me there. the club's guard couldn't stop laughing in his cellphone, while he asked my mother to take me. 45 minutes later, my mom arrives and takes me to the hospital, because i told her i had ingested drugs.
i left in the afternoon and they just gave me a bit of serum.
when i arrived home, i logged on facebook to see the pictures from the party and i found pic related.
My name is Jesse! they fucked me for life! what now, man? will those marks go away? they wrote "virgin" on my forehead. how can i come back to school? i feel so depressed and can't go on...
HELP ME
plug.dj/the-groove-room
Come join us in playing and appreciating works of sound-enjoyment.
Additionally, I request that if you have confidence in your Japanese listening ability that you would come into the room and help me pick out the lyrics to the songs off this one album I'm trying to translate. I've got most of it, but some lines are really buried and difficult to hear and make sense of, pic related being said album.
I'm doing that thread bumping thing.
And I've bumped it again. I'm unstoppable.
I mean, theoretically, I could bump it for a long time, couldn't I?
Men are more shallow than girls
Men are quite possibly the most vapid creatures in existence.
yes, but see I'm not afraid at all to admit this. a bitch will lead you on, use you in some way, then drop the bomb.
>>35126708
> men do the choosing
> guys are rarely in the mood for romance
> friendships for guys aren't as strong as for womyn
>>35126708
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Roasties and normies have quite got 95% of the internet at their fingertips, yet they come here.
Women CANNOT be fembots because they cannot FEEL at the same depth as we can.
They haven't suffered ANYWHERE near as much as we have, and come here complaining about their shitty issues:
>"tfw only 3 bfs"
>"tfw no bbc on saturday"
>"tfw i want a robot bf but theyre all ugly".
Women are all attention whores, and nothing, not a single thing can change that.
There are no good women left.
Society has made all women bad.
STOP COMING HERE FOR ATTENTION AND SUPPORT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DISGUSTING WHORE FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Women will never realize the struggles of the true robot, the one rejected by society, unwanted by all, ignored by each and every person in the outside world.
Women are PHYSICALLY and MENTALLY incapable of feeling this emotion because they are pampered and loved by society. They cannot suffer as much as we do on a daily basis, yet they make it seem like their problems are so important.
They bask in attention, stating how they have "no bf", but have the ability to spread their legs and have hundreds and hundreds of men lining up.
The time for this has come to an end.
We shall cleanse /r9k/ of this scum.
post your creative outlets: paintings, drawings, scripts, photos, prints, music, films, etc
this is not an oregano post
come on fellows, i know you do shit
>>35126670beginner furfag back with a vengance
How?
What do you know about girls?
I remembered that I pinched my gf clit when we were having sex and she let out the loudest moan that I've ever heard.
I'm so suave they orgasm just by looking me in the eyes. Every time I go out I leave a trail of moaning, writhing bodies and sticky wet puddles.
Do girls have prostates? If so I would make her cum through anal
OK, normies.
What's stopping me from getting a gf?
posting on this board
u ned swagur
Your knowledge of anime is not extensive enough. How do you expect to impress women?
Stop watching porn.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=URsBIb0hRmk
Why do you guys keep posting this numale?
>>35126607
What's going to happen if I stop watching hentai?
Stop observing pornographic content.
Male robots don't refer to themselves as malebots or anything like that, so why do female "robots" refer to themselves as fembots?
>>35126545
Do you still not get they want attention?
Posters are assumed to be male
>>35126545
because there is no such thing as a female robot idiot
Americans, how accurate is pic reIated?
Not at all. But there are a lot of weirdos at Walmart.
There are no smug anthropomorphic frogs walking around Walmarts with shit-stained pants and questionable anatomy/clothing proportions. Sorry third-world, the media lies to you sometimes.
Considering your asshole is about a foot away not accurate at all, also Wojak doesnt shop
What's your preferences?
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Template:
What I like: Women, Men
What I prefer: F - *insert* | M - *insert*
What I don't mind: F - *insert* | M - *insert*
What I don't like: F - *insert* | M - *insert*
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I'll start
What I like: men
What I prefer: M - Europeans, Mediterraneans, dark skin
What I don't mind: M - African features
What I don't like: M - Asians, Native Americans, Indians
>>35126490
>>>/soc/
Reaaaaalllllly, that belongs here.
>>35126490
Welp, sorry for the spelling mistake
DON'T FALL FOR THE RACE BAITING CANCER.
WOMEN ARE ALL FUCKING ROASTIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
THERE ARE NO GOOD INDIVIDUALS TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH.
DON'T FALL FOR THE RACE BAITING.
Sex robots and sex dolls are the future, old man!
Women are no longer desirable, relationships no longer exist REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw trump will never be assassinated so my boy pence can take his place and set up gay conversion therapy camps all across the country so trap and steam feels threads will be no more
>>35126284
Mike "Put fags into bodybags" Pence
>>35126331
Mike "find a fag? get me a bodybag" Pence
i have this good pence meme