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Ooga booga
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Okie doke
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>>35128092
Could someone explain this to me I'm not an American.
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>>35128215
Obama said if a lot in his speeches. This is a book written by him. Ooga booga=Nog talk.
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>>35128245
I remember him going "uuhhhh" a lot but not if, I thought this was in relation to some tweet thing with Donald trump.
>Where are you taking me, uncle anon?
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>>35128030
To your father. I'm not going to be your babysitter.
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>>35128030
To school obviously where would I. You missed the bus so your mom called me to pick you up and ride there.
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>>35128030
To my bedroom sweety
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Why are sisters so disgusting? Pic related is what mine left in the toilet.
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>>35127979
I'm about 40% certain that's a fetus.
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I've shat more blood than that
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>>35128001
I'm 100% certain you're a dipshit
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My roomate is having loud sex right now. 2017-02-25 10:15:29 Post No.35127748
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My roomate is having loud sex right now.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1awuMVCADTe
What do?
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Jerk off, best fetish is getting turned on hearing others fuck
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Put on skeletor laughing really loudly so they can hear it.
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start cheering him on next to his room. "YOU CAN DO IT!! DON'T GIVE UP! HANG IN THERE!"
I'm bored, and wish I had some lady friends to invite over. What are you doing anon?
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>>35127740
That scene is actually one of my favorites. Nice POV angles.
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>>35128509
Sauce
Oregano saucio
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>>35127740
Where's the sauce OP
Origioli
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"I saw you over there smoking a cigarette and you weren't 100 feet away from the building as specified in our training manual. I'll be alerting Carla in HR to your blatant disregard of second hand smoke."
wat do?
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>>35127602
I'll give you an answer after you share the nudes of this spunk skunk!
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>>35127602
Mhm. Good luck proving it.
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>>35127602
prove it faggot.
Then I turn 360 degrees and walk away
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The most successful relationships between a male and a female involve the male whom is typically more physically attractive, richer and with more status - while the female is plainer but retains some feminine qualities.
>millionaires and billionaires
>pro sports players
>chads after they've fucked enough stacies
get yourself a 5/10
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Bait of the highest degree
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Up you're but and around the corner.
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>>35127568
i dont necessarily disagree but wow, she has that ugly hakka man face
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Link has a shitty body but girls love him
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>>35127527
Girls are into Danny fucking DeVito.
The rules are different when you are famous.
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>>35127799
I had a dream I was living with Danny DeVito, it was pretty cool.
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Girls?
It's gay guys who like twink link
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memories
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>ywn play ocarina of time again
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>>35128461
Do you mean ever again or for the first time again?
Because i can play it whenever i want
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>>35128514
For the first time of course.
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ITT we pretend we're with our ideal GF 2017-02-25 10:02:38 Post No.35127442
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ITT we pretend we're with our ideal GF
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My girlfriend is the best, she's 5'7, got auburn hair and pale skin with pretty green eyes.
Shes nice and slender but a little busty too. She loves to workout with me.
But the thing is she's a little obsessive. She always wants to spend time with me, she almost misses work for me, and has even tried to cancel her own job because she loves me so much. I keep telling her it'll only be a little while longer before I'm able to hold things down on my own, but I think she likes being useful to me.
When we're together she loves to smell me. The moment I walk in the door she's like a puppy clinging to me and showering me with affection.
She loves to surprise me with goodies, she knows my favorite foods. In fact she pretty much knows everything about me. And she always wants to hear about my day.
She's really sexual too, and she loves taking her time when she's giving me head, or when I'm inside her. She really likes that feeling of pleasuring me.
I'm planning to marry her in the fall, and we'll have two beautiful babies. Maybe we'll get a pet too.
So, tell me about your girlfriend R9k.
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>>35127442
Tfw no one will reply
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>>35127442
Stop glorifying women
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>>35127442
Robots unironically think this is both real and that they deserve this.
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Oh shit! The FBI found your Cheesy Pizza and have just entered your room! What do you do?
Pic related. Its your door.
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>>35127439
I'd ask why he's wearing what looks like some kind of shitty RE cosplay and carrying a SPAS with fucking wood furniture
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>>35127603
Picture is of the SAS black unit, which is the counter terrorism branch of the SAS.
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>>35127654
do they really wear gasmasks even when the air is fine?
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am I ruining myself by having a fat boyfriend? Or should i be chasing after rich guys? I like this guy but i feel like im wasting my potential
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>>35127425
Hey roastie I think you got the wrong door, facebook is two blocks down.
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>>35127425
Get the fuck out you dumb roastie whore
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>>35127425
SAGE CUNT THREADS FOREVER
If you bump their threads we will come for you!
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I turned 25 today
will someone wish me a happy birthday please, thank you
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@35127418
Ok. Heres a (you) :^)
Happy birthday if thisbosnt b8. Did the past 5 years get any better?
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Happy birthday, peaches.
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>>35127418
happy birthday fellow robot
fuck normalfags
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>dirt poor
>waning opportunities
>painkillers running rampant
>more than likely you or one or more family members is a drug addict/alcoholic
>mountains make traveling throughout the state hell
>colleges infiltrated by marxists
Reminder you can't be a robot if you're not from West Virginia
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>>35127274
Let me bang ur ass
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Driving very heavy truck to and from Parsons, WV was an experience
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>>35127420
Inspirational.
Origami
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Australia General - Pre Uni Edition 2017-02-25 09:49:02 Post No.35127078
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Australia General - Pre Uni Edition
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Friendly Aussie banter and meet up thread, 3186 here.
>where are you from?
>what job do you have and/or how many neetbux do you receive?
>what do you do in your spare time?
>have you ever met someone after speaking to them here? How did it go?
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>>35127078
Good mornin mate
>Surfers Paradise 4217
>540 a fortnight from centrelink
>play vidya and build warhammer 40k when I can afford
>nah never done it
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>>35127078
meeting somebody from here today
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>>35127546
Goo' Morn', OP here, might as well respond to my own thread:
>where are you from?
Melbourne 3186.
>what job do you have and/or how many neetbux do you receive?
Bottle O' and internship.
>what do you do in your spare time?
Shitpost and edit books.
>have you ever met someone after speaking to them here? How did it go?
Never, but saw an anon in the last /aus/ general who was also from 3186, so if he's around I might.