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I want an Hila wife
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She's taller than him. That's pathetic.
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This guy, and all his numale followers, have the shittiest sense of "humor" possible.
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>>35130081
You know they say that the eyes are the only part of the human body that don't grow over time, they're the same size as when you were born.
Imagine what that Jewish baby looked like god damn.
Also, why does h4h4 perfectly personify everything that it wrong with youtube?
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>Annie-May? Oh, like those Oriental cartoons? Isn't that...y'know...for little kids?
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>>35130014
No they aren't some are very grown up
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>>35130014
Well, stock-footage-girl-looks-grossed-out-or-disgusted-makes-funny-faces, anime is a low-budget way to make a miniseries. Instead of spending money on sets, you can spend it on writing.inb4 Lucky Star
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there's actual a large adult audience in Japan that spends lots of money anime and related products. would you like to see pictures of my last visit to Japan?
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>26 year old virgin
>Second date in less than an hour
>Spent the day washing my car, cleaning my apartment, and trimming my pubes
>Got Mommy's Credit Card at the ready to pay for shit
>Going to a gastropub, whatever the fuck that is
>Have condoms
Is there anything I'm forgetting in the unlikely event that I actually get laid?
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More like gastropube
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>>35129764
Good luck my man, you can do it
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>>35129764
>fucking her with a condom
What are you, a beta faggot?
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>in nyc
>thunder stormin
>actually feel really alight for once in about 2 years
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>nyc
>leave apartment to get chicken from chicken place
>light drizzle
>put on a hoodie and call it a day
>leave chicken place
>sky opens up
>have to walk back in torrential downpour because MY FUCKING SUBWAY STOP IS CLOSED FOR WORK REEEEEEEEEEEE
>literally dripping wet
i love rain but holy shit man
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>>35129813
Just a mist over here rn; praying I make it home from work before the full on rain shows up. Left the house with no hood today
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i wish i could feel alright
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Waifu Thread!
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Daily reminded that 3D women will never care for you,because they are roasties. 2D however do and will. Have you a waifu? Waifu thread. Only 2D waifus allowed. Here`s mine,for starters.
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>>35129668
Good taste muh nigguh.
Although wrong version.
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>>35129668
Kusanagi good choice, approved.
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>>35129702
>wrong choice
SACtoko bestoko,fucking faggot.
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TFW no nuclear war to end humanity
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I fantasize about this often, nukes are really fascinating
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>>35129657
I like to daydream about what I'd do in few minutes before the nukes hit
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Imagine a nuclear sage which will erased /b/-tier threads, awesome, no ?
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A question for the english people of /r9k/.
I want to write an English character and have their dialogue mimic a certain dialect, but I don't want to go with cockney or posh.
So if you're not cockney or posh, would you mind typing a sentence in the way you normally speak + tell me what part of the UK you come from? Thanks.
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>>35129633
A sentence about what? You should listen to a podcast/interview or something
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkuWrmxN7hg
Listen here and take notes.
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>>35129774
I can't right now. But if you have any recs, I can probably look them up later.
And the sentence can be about anything. Just have it be good length.
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>Every time I fart I tear my asshole apart
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I jack off to shota/femdom porn of mugi
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I browse /pol/ and praise Kek when he grants us digits and happenings.
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>>35129722
And look at these dubs I have received!
PRAISE KEK
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>tfw i told you guys i was going on a date today and was finally going to get laid and i'd be free from this hellhole
>tfw i fucked it up
>tfw i'm here for life
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>>35129572
I just fucked a girl on first date. Feels great man.
I was a virgin until 23
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have a pillow
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just get an escort bro.
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Beta Orbiters that lack the self awareness to realize that they are not getting anywhere with the girl should be killed
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If only... I wish someone would kill me.
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I'm a beta orbiter who is fully aware of this, yet I continue anyway. I'm not able to act in a way that attracts girls, so being their emotional tampon/entertainment provider/occasional gift-giver is the next-best thing.
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>>35129535
It's actually not the next best thing, you dumb faggot. We need to start wiping your type out.
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Cute date ideas
>stick pop its in your urethra
>bang your dick against a wall
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>>35129465
what
saved pic btw
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>>35129465
take her on a picnic
bitches love picnic
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How would one go about sticking pop its in their urethra?
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I just subscribed to HBO, but I can't decide if I should start watching Game of Thrones, or just wait for the series to end and watch it all then.
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>>35129358
>>>/b/stopreadingthis
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>>35129358
Just watch it faggot.
>Inb4 book cucks tell me the books are superior.
They aren't. Which is weird.
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You should watch it before it ends
I mean Jaime lannister loses his hand eddard Margery tywin robb stark roose Bolton Ramsay Bolton dies which is cool
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> ugh... say it after me... I'm an emotionally independent male and... arrgghh.. and I don't need no qt gf to make me feel whole!
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>tfw played like a fiddle
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>>35129327
But it feels so good to have someone who loves you for who you are.
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>>35129327
I honestly believe that I do not really need a gf to become "whole". But damn, so many women around me are absolute cockteases and all of them are taken.
It is like with alcohol, I can go without it if I am alone, but going to a party and watching everybody as they drink and have fun is insufferable.
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>What do you mean, you're not going to jump in the water with me?
>Come on, you pathetic excuse for a man, the water isn't that cold!
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I would walk across a thousand miles of broken glass, swim across the ocean then climb and jump into a volcano if it meant a pretty girl would briefly talk to me.
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>>35129334
Pathetic. Originally.
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>>35129334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM0sTNtWDiI
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I'm 28 and suddenly i get lots of sex. Why do women like me now?
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>>35129215
Normalfag get out
Saged
LETS TAKE THIS BOARD BACK
REEEEEEEEE
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>>35129290
Im not normal i'm a social retard with women
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>>35129215
As women get older they seek financial security i guess