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>>35131691
Blissful, I'd bet.

Excitement that turns to self disgust and then denial.

probs pretty sticky

>2002 called and it wants its necklace and bracelet back you roid raging faggot.

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Kek. I would stab him or something. XD

>call the cops
>he's roid raging
>he gets tasered
>dies to heart failure thanks to taser

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>>35131533
just turned 30 in january and I watch anime every fucking day and I'm 4 years married. who the fuck cares

>>35131533
Stop giving shit about your mother opinion and enjoy yourself.

>>35131533
the fact that you're trying to hide it makes you look 2x more beta and vulnerable. The normie hivemind will view anything as normal and acceptible if everyone else is doing it. There is nothing wrong with watching anime OP just try to look less beta while doing it.

i still play pokemon (not GO) and my stacy sister told me to stop playing it but since i basically said fuck her she dosen't comment anymore.

>>35131475
No. I feel retarded taking a picture of myself and asking a friend to do it even more so. Never really post on social media cause its all about attention seeking which I avoid at all costs.

>>35131475
None at all. My only internet based communication method under my real name is a work email account.

I have a bunch of random forum accounts and shit under various user names but I'm not an attentionwhore so nobody would have any reason to d0x me.

On the flipside, I do have a ring of facebook accounts under assumed names I use to background check and monitor normies I associate with.

Yes when I grew weed I posted it on instagram for randos to like and it made me feel good.

>son
get out

>2017
>Not knowing how to delete your internet history or lock your computer

Should just kys tbqhfamalanadingdong

>>35131468
get off of my fucking board you degenerate

>>35131437
>Kemper
>Robot

Dahmer was a robot.
>Creepy looking
>Constantly felt alone
>Tried making prostitutes into "living zombies"
>Just so he could love them, rape them, and would never leave
>Cannibal
>Also a necrophiliac (I think)
>faggot

If ever there was a serial killer that was a robot it was Dahmer (Ridgeway comes a close second)

>>35131437
Dude's basically a real life Michael Myers.

>>35131437
Serial killers can't robot because they have sex. Spree killers are robots becaue they don't.

>>35131430
terifyingly close. I didn't even know that this feeling was possible until then.

Well I got fired this week and I don't know what else to do, I don't want to leech from my parents because they will eventually get tired of it.

I just don't know man, I am stuck in a loop, every day is exactly same for past 5 or more years.

>>35131430
Suicide is for pussy. If life give you trouble throw it back at them and do not let anyone disrespect you.

>>35131381
dont make this gay. fuck you

>>35131381
hmmm, this is interesting, I've fantasised a lot about being chad's girl, but would I prefer to be one of chad's two girls instead?

Being bi and submissive is a good feel

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>tfw your waifu locks up your man clit so you don't get an erection around chad

>>35131314
You ask her to do things to your peepee in exchange for money.

>>35131446
this. the requirements on your part are almost zero.
Just have the money and don't stink too much.

>>35131314

It's harder if you don't know any actual hookers. If you know, literally ask her. The hard part is finding an actual hooker that isn't a undercover or you know an actual woman. Thing is, once you find a hooker, you're good. Most hookers know other hookers too.

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Probably not in my lifetime

>>35131382
And in my lifetime?

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>>35131247
I really doubt they will ever look like that. But I think our skylines will change a lot over our lifetime.

best discord !

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very comfy discord desu

Being a weeb is essential I assume?

I'm a really good pokemon player. I can get to the top ten in pokemon showdown's ladder in a day easily.

I can lift really heavy things, excluding the weight of my own uselessness and failure.

This m good at killing captured cats and skinning them for their pelts!

>>35131177
This doesnt make any sense.

Please, try again.

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They're very rare, but my favorite threads on /r9k/ are the ones where OP can type in complete, grammatically correct sentences, but still can't seem to make sense. Thank you for this post, OP.

>>35131193
>normies wouldn't normally bother with /r9k/
>normies overrun /r9k/ at once due to happenings.mp4
>it's a normie board now
The point is, it didn't need to become a normie board even if there were a million normies came here. But the key is that other normies RECOGNIZE normies and thus formed their own 'circle' in here if you will. The fact normie circle on /r9k/ trumped the established robot circle (this is self-evident) is the proof there are more normies than robots.

I know, it takes a genius to come up with this stuff so I don't blame you for not understanding the anon's conjecture dear simpleton

>>35130868
think about it everyday. a part of me believes im going to die on the street some day considering im a mentally ill 26 yo neet with no qualifications

>>35130868
Well my mother and uncle both offed themselves, me and my brother found my mum just lying on the floor lifeless in her bedroom (I was 11 brother was 4) there are various others in my family that have offed themselves and my dad seems pretty close to doing it so it's probably a fucked up genetic thing. I just wonder everyday when i'm going to do it and what the reason for pushing me over the edge will be.

>>35130868
This picture can't be real, fucking WikiHow

>>35130827
Looks like a necklace made of fish oil capsules.

>>35130889
So what do you think looks better?

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>>35130827
To be honest, spices, gemstones, antiques (doesn't even have to be rare/ancient antiques, just things that seem cool and are a bit old, like a windup watch necklace that isn't made anymore or something), and unusual coins like pic related are pretty fucking neat in my eyes.

I try to find and collect as many things like that as I can, but sometimes don't keep them and use them for something.