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I wish I had self control
What do you wish, robots?
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>>35135737
That I didn't think too much and could JUST DO IT
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im not telling you my wishes. last time i did that, you used it against me to experiment.
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>>35135737
>self control
mind if I steal your wish too? probably the thing I could use the most
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How does this make you feel knowing this will be the best girl you'll ever get?
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>>35135428
>How does this make you feel knowing this will be the best girl you'll ever get?
great
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>>35135428
brilliant , where do i sign ?
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>>35135428
WouId smash. Nice tits. Okay face. A little chubby. She looks tall as fuck though, like 5'11".
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What's the greatest moment of your life this year so far? 2017-02-26 04:16:58 Post No.35135310
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What's the greatest moment of your life this year so far?
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I love anime and cosplay, but I've put that aside a long time last year. I've been focusing more on music and DJing and it's been great. I befriended a lot of musicians, traveled across the country, and played shows. I also learned how to ride a motorcycle. Last night was one of the best nights of life. I played for a venue in Orlando and I felt complete when the crowd started cheering and jumping to the beat of my music.
I'm going to make it. I'm going to no longer be a robot.
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>>35135310
>MY music
PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN THEE AIR
PUT YOUR HANDS UP
IN THEE AIR
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>What's the greatest moment of your life this year so far?
nothing.
absolutely nothing.
well, actually, I suppose there has to be something, so I'm gonna figure the fact my alcohol tolerance is increasing ever since I started drinking daily.
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>>35135310
The greatest moment of this year was when I had sex for the first time just after new years.
The greatest moment of my life as a whole was when I was cuddled for the first time by my now-girlfriend back in mid-December of last year. I never knew that someone else's touch could be so overwhelmingly and painfully beautiful and comforting.
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Do you think you would make a good leader?
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No, I'm more of a 2nd in command type.
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>>35134842
Bandana wrapped, wrapped 'round your head
The bandana wrapped 'round your head
Fuck niggas, they're shit
Ain't nobody triller than me
Ain't nobody triller than Anon
Ain't nobody trill man, I'm takin' their spot
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>>35134879
this, I think I'd be good at 2nd in command
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>got really drunk with my lesbian roommate, her gf and their straight qt friend
>absolutely wasted playing truth or dare
>roommate's gf was on her period
>"Anon, if you drink everything in my menstrual cup, I'll blow you"
>I agree
>she pulls it out
>it's about the size of a shotglass and filled with deep red
>"No pinching your nose!"
>put the cup to my mouth tilt my head back and tip the contents in
>like 40% liquid with one big gelatinous chunk
>didn't actually taste that bad but still the grossest this ever
>she held up her end of the bargain
>the straight girl offered her advice the whole time so it was actually really good
all in all it was worth it
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>>35134774
that's the most originally disgusting thing I've ever read
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that is fucking repulsive, i hope you don't go around bragging about it
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>>35134774
You actually did it Anon!
It was nasty but you pulled through!
Congratulations!
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>tfw too ugly/crazy to go outside
some exciting things that have happened to me outdoors are as follows:
>screamed at from a car x10
>spoken to from a car x2 ("loser", "retard")
>teenagers made fun of my pants
>a middle aged woman yelled across the street and called me "fatass"
>a kid shouted "you smell like poo" out a window at me
>eggs thrown from a vehicle hit me
>honked at as a pedestrian while on the sidewalk
I live in a small town, that's supposed to be as friendly as it gets... people cross the street when they walk in front of my house and cross back once they're past it. I don't do drugs and I have never done anything violent, but I am schizophrenic. What is so wrong with me?
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>>35134735
d-does this happen to anybody else?
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post pic, lets figure this out
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>>35135116
blease no hate abibas
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What would other people think if you committed suicide?
>"haha, finally anon killed himself! such a loser he was"
>"anon liked computers and would spend entire days playing games"
>general hate from people I used to know and hypocrisy from family members at my funeral
Just throw me in a ditch and forget about it
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>>35134568
>OH NO MY SON WAAAAA
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Only people who would care are my parents. My dad could probably take it but my mom had to get bereavement counseling when her sister died. I'll still probably end up doing it once my disinterest in living outweighs my sympathy for them, but for now it's the only thing stopping me.
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>Oh, what a shame that he's dead... But wasn't he a most peculiar man ?
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I want to get into SJW culture and essentially pretend to assimilate because that's my best shot to ever get a girlfriend. Where would I even begin?
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>>35134385
start by having some common sense, you'll end up there
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>>35134407
what are you talking about that doesn't make any sense
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>>35134385
You'll literally want to suplex these faggots down the stairs. I never pretended to be them, but I tried hanging around and listening. I'd rather have killed myself than persisted that avenue.
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Does anyone know this feel? 2017-02-26 03:25:49 Post No.35134309
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Does anyone know this feel?
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I'm supposed to stop being a NEET and getting a life at march, via getting a job, at least thats the first step
But I dont really want to, deep down I couldn't care less about self improving and doing something like write a book, making music, or living a normal life
I can read, listen to music and laugh at memes all in my house, all that is so much better than real life
I only see real human being in book characters, I only see beauty in music since nature is getting btfo by humans, I can only be authentic in this cesspool
People from real life are no better than animals, I know it sounds edgy but is true, and sunlight hurts my eyes
How I'm I supposed to want that instead of NEETdom? sure, it gets lonely at times, but still is so much better
Why can't people stop running all the time? Why can't people just take a moment to just do nothing and look at the sky for a day or whatever? WHAT IS THEIR FUCKING PROBLEM? WHAT IS MY FUCKING PROBLEM?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
thanks for reading my blogpost, i hope someone relates and replies
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>People from real life are no better than animals
Well that varies from person to person , not everyone is a complete tool also the problem with today is that technology and entertainment is fore entertaining than looking at the sky *zozzle*
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I kinda know that feel. How am i supposed to stop being a NEET when I have nothing but disdain for the society I live in, and would not want to be a part of it under any circumstances.
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>>35134364
Who said it was about being entertained?
People need to realize they are not going to live forever and that they are not alone in this place
What the fuck went wrong with humanity? there really is no hope
This shit is doomed and no one even cares
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Hey /r9k/
I have a question.
If you start dating a girl when you're 14 and let's say you make evidence that you have consummated your undying teenage love for this girl.
Let's say you are now 18 and are still with the girl, and still have the evidence.
Does perusing this evidence on a lonely weekend make you a pedophile?
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Yeah. Stop now.
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>>35134287
You should probably delete it as it's considered child pornography in the US, and if you ever become the target of a kike smear campaign you better believe jewgle and kikebook will discover that remotely. It's one of those cases where you're not a monster for having it, but you really need to get rid of it.
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>>35134287
Well it depends how old she is dumbass
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>5 8'
>110 pounds
>voice is high pitched but also really quiet, like a mouse
>4 inches erect
>next to no body hair
>small face and small frame so I don't even look very bony
>frail and weak, probably too frail to even have sex
>everyone mistakes you for a young teen
>tfw 12 year old mode
>tfw can't compete with anyone
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>>35134226
Just start drinking heavily anon, I used to be the same height and weightand 4inch dickand now I'm a fatfuck but I look like a man
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I'm 5"8 but noone has ever mistaken me for a little kid.
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stop pretending you dont know what you are doing and take responsibility!
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Saturday Night Omegle 2017-02-26 03:20:46 Post No.35134209
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you know the tags
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>>35134209
what are they again?
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>>35134270
r9k is the only one I remember
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see you there lads
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Well @realDonaldTrump, at least I will go down as a persident.
Ooga booga if if if uuhhh uuhhh aahhh aahhh if if if
Okie doke
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>>35134123
It's not funny and it never will be. The Trump meme is old and the Obama meme is old.
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>>35134464
It's hilarious. Just like bogposting.
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What are you guys eating this Saturday night? Pic related, 25 for $5.99
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>>35134063
Are those hushpuppies?deep fried breaded bread
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>>35134104
They're dunkin munchkins you fucking pleb.
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nothing, im fasting today, maybe tomorrow too
i dont know why i do this to myself. why i keep trying when the only result ive ever gotten in my life is failure
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Are nails like this a complete and utter turnoff?
My fingers and toes basically look like this. Ive never had anyone point it out and seem too grossed out but im always told I should stop (no shit).
How much effort should I put into changing this part about myself? Shits hard to quit man..
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>>35134030
Holy shit that's disgusting op
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You should stop op. They're hideous, honestly I don't get why people bite their nails. I tried it once and hated the feeling
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>>35134053
looks fine to me
t. someone who's bitten their nails their entire life