Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 9275. page

>>35136995
You're what most women are looking for. Your dick would definitely satisfy a women, but it wouldn't be amazing. Also not femanon here, just a guy whose studied shit.

>>35136995
It depends on who you ask. Some people say the average is around 5" so you would be huge but other people believe that the government is conspiring and lying about the average dick size so men who are small don't give up in life. Those people would say you are small.

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calle staaker

>>35136946
I think that's your period. Just embrace it and start taking estrogen.

Go to the doctor you dense cunt

>>35136946
if its bright red, fresh blood, it's probably just a hemhorroid or some other abrasion and not indicative of a systemic problem

you should probably see the doctor though unless you're actually too poor nigger

gl

nope sorry anon

pls oreganoel

>>35136885
yes
you have to be very funny and outgoing, and well groomed enough.
considering you are on /r9k/ im not so sure you have that going for you

>>35137503
Wrong. Fat people can never be alpha. Their mere appearance is so disgusting and off-putting that people won't be able to progress beyond their disdain.

>>35136776
>missed out on prime teen pussy
>severe depression, got committed for a few days
>life I want is literally impossible to have
>nostalgic for a time that never existed

heh, yeah

>>35136816
wow, you've been spoiled

i've had good times with the bad sads.

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Why is 2D so much infinitely superior to 3DPD?

>>35136802
2D does not have the limitations of 3D. It can be whatever you imagine it to be because 2D does not take a physical form.

>>35136754
How do I find a goal to care about?
Can we ask more than one question at a time?

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pic related will make you depressed

Girl, interrupted
Mental hospital movie for you

>>35136680
Life Aquatic isn't very depressing IIRC.

Download FTB launcher, use a 1.7.10 modpack.

>>35136811
thanks anon

dd hnenfe

Yes and no.

yes, there's still creepers and dirt blocks

But depending on when you quit, there's probably a shitton of things added.

I had a chance to kill the fucker that robbed me....

i was popular with girls when i was younger, but because i was also bullied by guys i never did anything

i could have had sex when i was 14, which is 12 years ago now. i could have been a normie, instead i haven't even kissed a girl at 26

what do you? yum yum, what about dim sum?

>>35136523
>he masturbates more than 3x a week
No one doesn't masturbate, and especially not less than 3x a week.
>he's religious
It's wrong for me to believe in a god?
>he browses this board
You do to
>he's pro-life
why wouldn't i be?
>he watches anime unironically
so do you asukafag

you basically listed every trait of every type of guy ever. Chad, Robot, Normie, Christ-chan. There is nothing that isn't one of these things.

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list/leave your own red flags and let me know if you agree/disagree

>>35136523
>he's can't be religious
>but he has to not masturbate
>he cannot club
>he cannot cheat
so you mean to say he has to meet a series of moral standards but cannot have a reason for them

>>35136439

dude i so don't feel comfortable talking about myself anymore on this place.

"anonymous" my elbow.

>>35136439
Would this be what a /r9k/ meet up is like?

I'm the guy on the right who keeps his mouth shut, like a good goy

Question why a catholic school is asking an inorganic ungodly hivemind for advice

Goddam we have been over this so many times. Kill the nigger and the fatty and its done

>>35136450
"Because you're the administrator."
It's also a good excuse to fuck around with sexually repressed virgins.
>>35136526
Too predictable, this week I won't.

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>wake up
>apply for jobs
>browse 4chan
>sleep
>repeat

>masturbate
>news
>4chan
>masturbate and chan
>news and 4chan
>weed
>online poker
>masturbate
>4chan
>eat
>4chan
>weed
>4chan
>masturbate
>sleep
life, lads

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>>35136307
>27 years old
>transferring to a university in the spring (Apr)
>need to move and find housing on campus
>going to be the old man surrounded by a bunch of retarded opinionated 18-22 year olds who have never done anything
>don't want to come across as a patronizing asshole
>don't want to put up with their bullshit
>still want to get 18 year old pussy

How do I swing this, bros?

If male, Chris, if female, Anabelle

Hannah or Anna. Jack, Jan (pronounced Yann), Robert.

>>35136082
Yasuo for a boy and Vayne for a girl

frick off normie

>>35135899
>normie can't make it to one of his college parties
>considers suicide

Normies really are something, huh?

>>35135899
Such is life anon. Try to take the good with the bad

come to brooklyn its very safe i promise you,no robbery ;)

>>35135775
Isn't NY one of those cites that always have people walking around in it? Kinda like Atlanta where people have all sorts of jobs at all sorts of hours so the streets are always populated? Sure I'd say it's safe but only if you're in light and around stores. Probably not worth the stress.

>>35135775
Op how rich are you