Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 9274. page

>>35138786
Used to do that.. except it was with H, and I would be sick as a dog. It worked 33% of the time. Good times.

>>35138786
Just get more money and pay Tyrone/Jose/Chad a visit.
He's gotta eat too.

>>35138811
Yea I already got all my resin and flakes so

Tfw as addicted to weed as heroin addicts

Worst***
english isn't my first language

>>35138689
i went into the woods as a kid with a slingshot and shot a birds nest down. one of them didn't break, and it hatched but its mother couldn't find it and it probably died. i thought it was empty before i shot it so i didn't know.

File: IMG_2920.gif (2MB, 425x481px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 425x481px

>>35138689
>Be me
>Like cute girl in middle school
>Do everything together
>Develop overwhelming crush on her
>Somehow she feels the same way despite my autismo levels
>Text every day over the summer
>Tell each other we're in love
>Move away for dad's job
>Feelings wear off quickly
>Kick her to the curb and block her
>She friends a friend at my new school and starts complaining about me
>New friend asks me about it
>I tell her I have no clue what she's talking about and get her to block her
>Take new friend to homecoming in high school

I want to do all those things to a girl so I sort of understand your feels fagboi

File: __muppo_and_northern_ocean_hime_7_eleven_kantai_collection_and_moomin_drawn_by_sazanami_konami__5cf09537221890325b853cee76aab896.jpg (217KB, 722x886px) Image search: [Google]

217KB, 722x886px

>>35138640

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjnrLt3VuSM

would you eat poopoo?

>>35138709
not op but I would do everything except things which could make me sick

including:
eating his excrement
licking his feet after a long day
also things like if he says I can't go to the bathroom for too long it is very unhealthy I think I would not listen

I've been emotionally abused by my parents and this is how it feels like to be around someone else's house with loving parents more like

>tfw you flinch away from people when they touch you

>>35138603

>implying a robot will ever be touched by a female

>>35138440
Both are sheep, the left one is just proud of it.

>>35138454
OP's pic is unrelated

both of them are sheep

the left one is just a bigger tool

they would all become as insufferable and gay as the queers on here

The anime girls would revolt against us.

>>35138413
A lot more feminists and wall hit roasties posting about where all da good men has gone?

Maybe after a few generation they'd finally quit their shit and get off fo their high horse and become desirable again.

But looking at how things are now they'd just import imigrants from random low intelligence nigger countries and breed with the bbc and setting society back to oogabooga-ages AN WE WUZ while completely going against the whole gettign a good man because these hormone driven vagianholders just can't resist their biological need to be dominated and used

Gosh you're a faggot.

>>35138057
what

women blushing actually turns me on

>>35138057
I thought you were done with this board?

BUT DUDE PERIODS AND CHILDBIRTH LMAO

>telling a starving person your five star meal gave you stomach ache

>>35137986
>women get to have multiple full body mind-blowingly intense orgasms
we do?

>>35137986
>>35138036
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10lC5NJoszM

File: gif lactation 3.gif (993KB, 320x173px) Image search: [Google]

993KB, 320x173px

Any requests anons? I've got tons of stuff.

File: brunette lactating.jpg (145KB, 693x800px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 693x800px

Remember, hentai doesn't equal anime. You can enjoy it without worry.

File: Juri milking Laura.jpg (273KB, 850x1202px) Image search: [Google]

273KB, 850x1202px

A little rule 34.

File: don't let him kill me.jpg (78KB, 1280x546px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 1280x546px

leave me and my torment be, roastie.

File: 1484928338847.jpg (117KB, 960x924px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 960x924px

>used to do nothing but shitpost on /r9k/ about tfw no gf since i was 16
>finally meet a cute girl when i was 20, got engaged, moved in together
>fought all the time, became unhappy after a while
>23 now
>i left and went back to my mom's yesterday and got plastered
>tfw she won't hear any talk of getting back together, cried and hugged and shit for a few hours tonight when i went back to get the rest of my shit
>adopted a dog to try to keep myself busy and replace some of the lack of affection i'm used to now
>back to square one

fuck boys, i had a good run. i really want to off myself but that's just dramatics and i hope it'll pass

>>35137955
What do you think killed the relationship?

And when did all the sadness start to become stronger?

>>35137940
I won't anon
And may i ask you to stop calling me a female whore when i'm actually a male?

>>35137681
You're cute though, do you have a gf?

If not, do you like big girls?

>>35137681
gl you'll probably get v& because you're a dumbass

>>35137718
I like big girls baby, let me sex you

>>35137649
Send a pic of her so we can see how ugly and fat she is.

>>35137667
this desu or gtfo

>>35137667
>>35137678
I have nothing but like ass and tits

>>35137545
Who are you quoting? Desu ne

do you feel guilty for cultivating a tulpa solely for the pleasures of the flesh?

tl;dr do you think tibet is proud of you?

>>35137658
I actually created a tulpa while I was experimenting with hypnosis and had no idea it would be such a big deal to be in such close quarters with a hawt female for 5 years. So we ended up falling for each other. No I don't feel guilty at all.

you don't have to be homeless, try going to a city where you'll be able to look for work without needing to drive everywhere. you might end up homeless anyway, but at least you'll have a chance.

>>35137349
although it depends where you live... if you live in a bad hick state the cities may be dumps with no work to be found.

>>35137349
Never going to happen the only city near me is NYC and it's like like 2100/mo for a closet space in a Mexicans basement in Staten Island in a bad neighborhood in the worst part

Plus everyone here is poor I've never held more than 500 dollars and if I get money I'm buying pot I don't care what anyone says. Weed is the only time in my life i can feel dopamine and if I don't smoke I am sick and tired and I feel woozy and almost pass out/seizure

File: VID_20170221_023401_3.webm (2MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x720px

same dick just using camera light

That dick looks mine when I used to fap way too much.

Give your dick a rest m8.

File: 4444_6.webm (2MB, 400x712px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 400x712px

>>35137042
But the new Cock Hero 1 hour Madness came out