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Who /dontwantmuch/ here?

I literally cannot think of more than 5 material things to put on my wishlist. Is this normal?

pic unrelated
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>>35140282
Yes, that's normal. In fact 5 things is a lot.
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The only thing I want is Shenmue 3 ;_;
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>>35140360
oh.
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ok then.

All you depressed and suicidal people rememebr this

All of bridge jumping survivors say that while they are falling they think "what have I done, I shouldnt have done this"

99 percent of all problems can be fixed eventually. Prayer really helps.

Im not trolling I just want to try to maybe help some anon out there.

Also the source for that bridge claim is I heard it on the ron and fez show I cant remember which one
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>>35140171
well thank you anon, for the positive message
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>>35140171
>All of bridge jumping survivors say that while they are falling they think "what have I done, I shouldnt have done this"
That's just instinct. Doesn't mean they don't want to still kill themselves ultimately.
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>>35140171
What you also need to realize is that life isn't for everyone. Some of us truly aren't meant to be alive

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ITT: we create stupid inventions

>a plug that plugs microphone holes on phones, for those that are too paranoid about their privacy
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>>35140138
An international database where murder victims can register their deaths
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>>35140138
A condom grant for NEETs
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Scissors where the insides of the handles are also blades

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help my acid isnt wearing off its been 20 hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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relax, you'll be ok
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You're permanently retarded now.
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>>35139890
ha you're stuck like this now
have fun fag

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Name her, robots.

Bonus points for anime names.
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Sister Elfriede
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>>35139745
Longthumb
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Yung dick nigga

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Can we finally settle this question once and for on?
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>>35139515
NEETs have Pepe and Wojak. Wagies only have Wojak.
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Life sucks for both. Neither sides have the right to feel smug.
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>>35139515
Dont fall for the neet meme, you'll regret it after 6-12 months.

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> 19
> 5'10
> Fat
> Average face at best
> Shitty field of study
> Unemployed
> Poor social skills
> Shitty personality
> Still fucked 4 women

What's your excuse?
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>>35139398
5'7" is my excuse
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>>35139398
You're boring. Normie? More like BORE me.
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>>35139398
>diagnosed autism

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>Another day wasted browsing 4chan and fapping to hentai
There has to be more to life, right?
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>>35139362
Nope, This is it
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>>35139362
There is, it's just that we all know that we can't obtain it. That's why we're here.
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>>35139362

no, your ancestors died so you can life a meaningless parasitic life without work or worry.

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Is this the kind of woman that any of you would want?
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You've asked me for years.

I am a guinea pig.
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>>35139283

i hate chicken
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dunno, never met her

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Who else /havereallygooddreamsandwakeupdepressedthattheyrenotreal/ here?
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>tfw cuddling with qt in dream while watching movie
>wake up at 7:30
>realize i have to be at uni by 8:30
>don't even eat breakfast
>straight to go uni
>spent whole day thinking about that dream
>feel like shit
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>>35139332
Are you me?
Originalmente
Origano
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yes, but not about qts, just me being another person randomly wandering around

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Hello robots,

I am here to offer support in any way possible to Actual Robots, that are going through a very rough time and are on the verge of suicide.

I'll give you a little information as to the extent of my reach, and why i'm about to do, what i'm about to do.

I'm a very rich person from a powerful family, some of you may have heard of the company TATA before, well without giving away too much, i am connected to this company.

I have seen many lives ruined, lives that could have been saved, in my homeland, i am actively working against poverty, but there are simply too many people to help, and not all are on the verge of suicide.

i could donate large sums of money to charities etc. but i do not feel that would be most effective.

One day, i'll be dead, i'll be buried in small grave and almost certainly forgotten, i will return to allah where i will be judged by my actions.

I'm no doctor, but i desire to save as many lives as i can, Not for recognition, Not too feel good, but genuinely to just help. I know i'll be forgotten.

enough about me, this isn't about me, it's about you.

what do you need? ask and you shall receive.

A Job? A partner? A friend? anything. Just don't kill yourself.


Conversion To Islam, is Not needed.

Asalaamu-aleikum My brothers and sisters.
May allah give you his light.
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Give me a friend. Don't care about money, bf / gf, etc. Friend is really the driving force to my depression because I can only tell my therapist so much and I know he's only getting paid and can't give less of a shit.
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>>35139138
that can be done very easily anon. do you have any contact information?
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>>35139133
brother this isn't bait, if you're in trouble tell me your problem and i'll be happy to help.

thanks.

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who here /completelygivenup/?

anyone who has realised there is literally no hope on finding a partner, due to your awful face/height/personality.

if you have accepted that you cannot be loved and will die alone, this is the thread for you.
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I havent given up, Id welcome "love" but im pretty much done chasing a girl. So I guess you can say its not gonna happen. Seems like no girl im attracted to is attracted to me plus I feel like im just too fucked up in the head.
Just going to take it day by day until I die, hopefully soon.
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yup, me too... too fucked in the head, too shy, no religious at all (girl I like is christian and has a boyfriend)... I could go on all night long.
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The goal is eventually finding a partner but having friends is the most difficult thing.

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I started learning about finance started innocently enough. I live in the US. My parents were both in finance/real estate, which influenced me. I started self studying at 17 years old. I knew that I was beginning to get older and I wanted to understand how money, real estate, renting and owning a home and how the stock market worked. This was all simple and innocent.

5 1/2 years later at 22 years old, I've blazed through around 150~ books and weeks worth of miscellaneous online videos and reading on a breadth of various financial topics. I got certified in a financial field where there is a test that only 58% of people ever pass. The path that I have taken in life has ended up taking me deep down a rabbit hole that I could have never imagined existing. Fractional Reserve Banking, the activities World Bank/IMF does in foreign nations, The Federal Reserve, offshore shell corporations/trusts/LLCs/bank accounts, money laundering, war profiteering, artificial creations of recessions, the list goes on.

I wish that I never knew any of the things that I know now. I'm at a point where I question whether or not empathy or morality are memes at this point. I'm learned enough and gained enough perspective that I can take a step back and can see that I never created any of this. I never came up with all of these rules. I never came up with any of these customs.

I can honestly understand why people become hikikomori... Isolation and creating your own culture and world seems like the only response to this sheer insanity.

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The elite in this world play life by a completely different set of rules, utterly foreign to the general public whom has been fed certain memes for their entire lives. For the elite, the morality and the value system of the general population doesn't apply. The elite have systems to completely and utterly bypass paying taxes towards any nation. The elite make money through destabilizing impoverished nations through indebting them to the IMF or World Bank. There is over 30 TRILLION USD in a multitude of offshore accounts. That 30 trillion dollars is simply sitting there, not being used for anything at all. No infrastructure, no social programs, no scientific research, just sitting there for the elite to sit on like Smaug the dragon guarding his gold coins. Beyond that, criminal organizations can just outright get away with fraud through drug smuggling, arms dealing, credit/loan fraud through the manipulation of offshore bodies in areas like the Cook Islands.

So much of what life constitutes involves people shifting the burden of the shittiest aspects of living life unto other groups of people, then enforcing and making sure that those people perform those shitty jobs under the thread of retribution, violence, imprisonment, or force. Look at the way that we treat other animals on this planet. Look at the way we treat cows, pigs, horses... What we've done to these other groups of sentient life is worse than any genocide or war ever committed by humans. If the elites could get away with it, they would treat us as such. In many instances, this already occurs in less democratic and less developed areas of the world.

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Why work just for the sake of working or JUST because you see other people around you suffering and they expect you to do the same thing as them because you're in the same culture? Not a single person that I've spoken to in person can extol a single positive virtue of undertaking intense wagecucking. My old boss once said that she couldn't afford to pay me anymore because she was the single mother of 3 kids. The only reason that she wagecucked so hard wasn't because it brought her any positive emotions or entertainment, but because she was bound by the current system in place and bound by the obligations of taking care of her children?

Why do people continue to uphold traditional cultural values surrounding the topic of work, when we can CLEARLY fucking that there's something deeply flawed in the way the system is structured? Approximately 1 million people commit suicide every single year. That's an obscene number. What is it that makes SO MANY people chose to take their own lives?

Average people go to work at this point not because they want to, but because they have to do it because the world is structured in such a way that a non-elite has to wagecuck or die. How many people actually wake up every day and get to pursue EXACTLY what it is that they want to do that day, regardless of whether or not it turns a profit for someone?

Why does EVERYTHING nowadays have to be judged based on whether or not it will be profitable for someone? How many beautiful ideas have never been churned out or expressed because it wasn't profitable to someone? How many people never pursued learning a skill, learning to play an instrument, or pursuing their true career passions rather than what makes the most money?

How many people were never able to comfortably pursue their passion of contributing something useful and beneficial to the world without worrying about the profitability of their interests and if they would be able to survive from focusing on their interests?

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Why is it that people will fucking EXPLODE when a normal low-class person doesn't want to perform wagecuck work, but nobody will criticize a rich person sitting on their ass on their yacht near the Maldives? Just a reminder to you all that this image is the interior of a yacht that some rich person owns. Nobody will criticize the owner of this yacht, but they sure as fuck will criticize you just for wanting to be left alone and because you don't want to wagecuck. All because you don't want to play the game that they told you to play.

All I want to do is be left alone, actually. I really want to be left the fuck alone and do what I want to do, without worrying about if I'm going to be surviving the next day. I'm tired of constantly having to fucking justify every single action that I take to everyone around me. I'm tired of caring about what others around me think of what I do.

In closure, I think you all should take a look at something known as the Top 5 Regrets Of The Dying. What this is essentially is a palliative nurse who counseled the dying in their last days has revealed the most common regrets we have at the end of our lives. Among the top, from men in particular, is 'I wish I hadn't worked so hard'. Additionally, 2 more regrets of the dying were

"I wish I'd had the courage to live a life true to myself, not the life others expected of me." and "I wish that I had let myself be happier."

We only have 1 life as far as we know, everyone. This one life to experience all of the things that you've ever really wanted to do. In this one life, you can make your world a beautiful heaven on earth. Why let the expectations of others make you feel like shit? Why submit to the crabs-in-a-bucket mentality?

I hope you all take something useful from this. Just venting really... In a really tough place in life right now.

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Fembots do you ever fap to bbc porn
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No it literally disgusts me... It looks like a big black worm
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It's a fake dick
Sad
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yup all the time

obvs my bf doesn't know about it, but why would it even matter enough to tell him?

i've cheated on him once, but it was with a white guy, so i don't really have a bbc fetish

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>Visiting mother for first time in 6 months
>She says I look skinny and pale
>Tells me to weigh myself
>I do
>123 pounds
>I am 6'0
>Now she is panicking
>Has told me if I do not gain at least 10 pounds this week she will call a doctor to take me away
>Just made me sit on the chair whilst she spoonfed me warm coconut milk
>Called my dad who I live with
>Has been on the phone for 30 minutes yelling at him for starving me, is threatening to call child services even though I am 23
>keeps blaming my dad because he cheated on her and this apparently made me depressed
>keeps saying 'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'
>tfw I feel awful as I am the one who doesn't eat

how does this happen?
Surely others among you share a similar weight?
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Nah that's weird man, just go eat
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Eat a little ans get away from your mother. She seems like a bad influence.
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>>35138825
>daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs
forced

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