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Anyone else notice how almost all Mexican girls look the same now a days?
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>>35133279
They've always looked like garbage.
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Those drawn on eyebrows look like shit shit up close. Dated one,it's weird
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That's because they are degenerate thrash that have become infected by the vile burger culture.
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You guys are my homies and without you I would kill myself, only after moe less thing the family dog.
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>>35133200
Are you saying you're proud to be a worthless nigger?
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>>35133512
samefag is same
I bet you dont even have a visible penis
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>>35133200
MOE LESS THING
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If any of you faggots sexually assault someone, i will be there, and i will shove a camera up your anus. My friend is still fucked up from what happened to her the other night, i will fu king kill you.
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>>35133196
so we get sex and a free camera? Sweet where does she live?
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1. She's lying
2. We didn't leave our house
3. lol
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tell the story of what happened to her with every sexy detail
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I was diagnosed with OCD so please forgive me if this sounds ridiculous. I have a headache right now, but I also want to drink alcohol. Is this a serious health risk, if my head already aches, to then drink alcohol? Am I setting myself up to permanently harm my brain?
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It's not a serious health risk, but it will probably make your headache worse.
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They don't really have anything in common. Best of luck with your OCD though, brobot.
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why would it permanently hurt your brain? alcohol is a painkiller it will make you feel better bro
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Why are you spending Saturday night on /r9k/?
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>>35133146
I wish I had a pet pig.
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>>35133146
I've got nothing else to do at the moment.
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>>35133146
Because I'm a virgin with no friends and I'm not going anywhere in life
I might as well be dead
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BOARD REPRESENTATIVE ELECTIONS
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It appears we forgot to do the elections last month, so I guess we may as well do them now.
Apply with a reason you think you should be elected, first to apply in the next 10 minutes nominated in the strawpoll. Currently the only pre-nominee is Unity who declared his intention to run again in 2016.
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>>35133055
just give us the poll with unity as the only option already. the rest of us don't feel like spending time frequenting /qa/. btw we don't know who this guy is, we just want to get this out of the way
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>>35133055
And in an odd turn of events, no other nominations were cast. It appears Unity won by default. He'll be expected to make a confirmation of his position within the next month or risk losing his title.
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>>35133298
>being this new
L A U G H A B L E
Okay, a simple question: how do you cope with the loneliness?
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>>35132962
A big dick and money.
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there is no cope only distraction
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Alcohol
And
Tobacco
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Conspiracy thread anyone?
I'll start: "Motorcycle Drive By" by Third Eye Blind is a song about 9-11 that was released 4 years prior.
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>>35132948
Could you elaborate?
What's the connection?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1ULjJ3EqyY>>35132948
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>>35132948
I got one too
"Juicy" by Biggie
>Time to get paid, blow up like the World Trade
How did he know?
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>There is someone out there RIGHT NOW that will love you for who you are.
Feels good man
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yeah but are they fat?
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>>35132751
>are they fat?
asking the crucial questions here
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Not going to believe that until I meet that person.
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Femanon, why are you okay with having all of your sex and relationships with the same 20% of males?
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>>35132727
because the other 80% is disgusting
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>implying any percentage of men want me
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>>35132727
Advanced isn't even ugly.
He just needs to stop dressing and acting like a beta.
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>tfw it's the end of another long day and you still don't yet have a husky
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>>35132712
>tfw you know someone who has a husky
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>>35133771
>>35132712
>tfw you ARE husky
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>>35132712
Fine I will indulge in your mental illness since you try so hard.
Why do you want a husky so bad?
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Are condoms the single worst invention in human history?
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lifestyle changed my opinion about condoms desu. They feel just as good
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>>35132630
I believe you meant to say vaccines.
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Yes. They prevent people from having large families and are affront to Jesus, our lord and saviour.
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>You manage your inventory in your favorite MMO
>Chad is fucking Stacy and he's about to blow his load
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>>35132626
o-k.
good one
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>>35132626
>You cum on your hand
>She takes half of Chad's land
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>>35132626
>you sit online posting mes about the cousin of a toad
>Chad is fucking Stacy and he's about to blow his load
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>tfw you will never have a daughter and impregnate her
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>>35132594
>white """"""people""""""
originalestpost
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>notice daughter falling for jewish tricks
>lock her up in the basement
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>>35132713
>Sand niggers
originally
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> be me
> be a very quiet, awkward, reserved person due to years of social ostracism and bullying
> start an office job after graduating from university
> job is good, pay is decent and my normie co-workers aren't too bad and generally tolerate my awkwardness
> but there's one girl in particular
> her name is Caroline
> AND SHE'S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
> LIKE REALLY FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
> she actually talks to me like I'm a normal human being, and even genuinely laughs at my attempts to crack a few jokes
> pretty much fall in love with her at first sight
> the layout of the office changes and I end up sitting beside her
> we grow closer together and start talking about our hopes and dreams for the future- kids, houses, what we'd expect out of marriage... and our views align PERFECTLY
> She even compliments my blonde hair and "big" blue eyes
> I'm completely in love with her at this stage, I've never felt like this for another person before
> One problem tho
> She's dating someone
> She even freely admits to me that he's a drug taking degenerate who has cheated on her
> Laugh nervously and try to brush it off
> Don't attempt to make a move
> One day she comes into the office and announces that she's moving to another job
> Internally panic and try to come up with a way to tell her my feelings about her
> I never find the courage to do so
> Friday was her last day and she left the office in tears
> At least I got a hug tho
> I send her a farewell message and suggest that we met up soon
> I got a non-committal response
> I realise that she was never into me and she's just being polite at this stage
> I come to the heart-breaking realisation that a relationship with her will not happen.
> pic related
So, fellow robots, what was your first heart-break like? I'm a few weeks away from being 22 and this was the first time I actually had the balls to talk to a female like this and I've gained nothing but pure heart-break.
Anyone else have a similar story?
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>>35132152
Howdy friend, I actually have two stories. I have one where i was beta, and another where I was more active in getting what I want. The latter messed with me way more though. You can decide which one to hear.
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>>35132448
Both yes this is original robot faggot
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girlfriend says im not emotionally supportive enough
i say i may never be able to provide the emotional support she requires
breakup
tonight she is out getting railef by chad
im sitting in the dark drinking beer and whiskey trying to fill this hollow pit in my stomach since i found out their togthere
fuck this gay earth