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The best shoe in there is. The clacking noise they make on concrete is the most satisfying thing out there.

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>>35134569
Agree. I don't really like platform shoes, the sole should be as thin as possible. Ultra high heels are ugly too, perfect height is between 3.5 and 4.5 inch

not so much high heels but leggings. leggings are god tier fetish

>>35134355
Wait, what? You mean like pajeets who huddle close to Britbongs?

>>35134534
no offense, but you seem very dull minded.

just a tad bit of offense tbqh

Fully agree with this. Nothing is more disgusting than a retard on 4chan sucking up to Chads and succesfull people and hailing them the second coming of christ.

im rude to people who i consider rude. think about what you did in an objective way. you may be rude yourself.

>>35134262
Don't think. Just tell 'em to fuck off.
Investing time in giving meaningful respectful responses is for people who would give you the same courtesy.

>>35134314
No, they just do it for the sake of making fun of me. I know when I'm being a jerk and I know I deserve it if I do something bad

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>"Anon go buy me some more cheeseburgers would you please?"

>>35134212
No, you're getting SAUSAGE!

GYAHAHAHA

>rapes

>>35134212

This is attractive tho, belly is top tier

>>35134173
y-you too anon <3

>been going to the same store to buy groceries for months
>i go in one day
>the female cashier tells me hello
>i get moved and start telling her hello every time i go from then on

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>at Starbucks
>girl hands me my coffee
>she smiles and says, "enjoy"
>get a boner

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>>35134165
Despite the nude woman, that looks really comfy. Nice lit up room nearby and the lighting is just perfect. Can just imagine it's probably a cool spring night too. Sitting in a nice hot tub. Thanks for reminding me I will never be this comfy, op.

>>35134165
my sister is 4 years older than me, more successful and has more friends but yet ive never once seen her with a guy. shes either a lesbo or just as autistic as I am around the opposite sex. Either way I fucking hate her and refuse to even look at her

>>35134216
Because shes more succesful than you will ever be

>>35134110
Listen sweety.
I once opened a door for a girl and read her stupid paper, and she decides to start following me around all day, feeding me and sitting on my bed at night. She did this for weeks.
I didn't even smile at her.

What makes you think you stand a chance kid? Give up.

Why would I be at a library studying?

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My place is my mom's basement

>>35134022
Respect for showing respect.

>>35134022
have you really memorized how to act on /mlp/ /lgbt/ and /hm/?
What are ya gay?

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>be on the board since it was fucking created
>argue against its creation because copypasta and repetition are actually good and serve a useful purpose, but whatever
>stay here for fully a decade because I have nowhere else to go
>some 2014 r/the_donald cuck bitches me out over gay porn

>>35133988
haven't started drinking yet
good song

next song?
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=halloween+alkaline+trio&view=detail&mid=547F704093A673A6CB7D547F704093A673A6CB7D&FORM=VIRE

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>>35134098
Then start motherfucker.
More music to help you all.
https://youtu.be/xIeaW1iHkx8

>>35133936
Well, technically 13 is a teenager, but its really early. Depends on your country. If murica like me, back the fuck out. Go for 16 year olds if anything. They're legal and pretty much adults.

>>35133936
Just don't do the sex until 13 silly. And if you're worried about noods just tell her to stop sending them. This isn't rocket science.

>>35134061
I mean, it's not technically illegal, right? I'm not over 21..

>>35133921
Someone hasn't been in public lately.

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>>35133921
No. Unless the woman is a coworker, and you are seeking a sexual partner, that's the right attitude to have. Confidence pays off.

>>35134015

"Hey anon, can I borrow your stapler?"
(Porn music begins)

>>35133836
You literally stop worrying about having friends and focus on yourself

My job is to get people in debt while my bank profit's from them

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Try to get together with people who have similar interests. If nothing else people often times think until like you more if you're more like them period with empathy comes them trying to give a shit

>>35133875
Woah. That's interesting. Can you explain more about your job?

What you mean by comfy music ?

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gonna bump it for my nigga

>>35133712
Only the best my dude

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>>35133506
>pic strongly related
asfasf

>>35133506
if someone wants me to lose any interest in talking to them now and in the future whatsoever, they should start talking about their sex life

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>>35133506
I fuck my gf regularly, but she won't let me do anal.
>tfw

>>35133490
first off you fucking cunt
>half asian
ok cool
second off
>3 girls
i dont even know
i would want to kill myself
but i would also wanna make sure i was the best dad for them so they dont have daddy issues

>>35133532
yes, you could just kill yourself when that happens

>>35133490
Seriously though why is the food censored?