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Any robots out there got Tinder?
Been considering giving it a whirl because it seems to be the biggest name among these kinds of apps anymore. Tried OKC for a bit, and while it led to a few dates, it was otherwise a rather bland time featuring the same ~30 gals.
Got any advice? Funny stories to tell? Post 'em.
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Be white and hot. Cannot be overstated.
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Yeh got Tinder. Not bad lookin, 6'3 and white. Got tons of matches just going though and swiping right on everyone.
Still a fuckin freak though who has no ability to talk to or relate to any of these girls. Less actually than in person. Its amazing, just seemed to accelerate my inability to meet or twlk to a girl. Did not work for me, at all.
Maybe you can figure it out.
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>>35136940
I'm more or less in the same boat, figure it'll be a much larger pool to dive into than shit I've tried before.
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>tfw I go into this absurd rage sometimes where I become absolutely obsessed with doxing someone who insults me on here or somewhere else
I just can't take it. I can't just let them walk away having won. I need to find out who they are and make them scared. I can't rest until my mind breaks or I track them down. I have become so exceedingly proficient at doxing someone that I can track down someone simply by a couple of their filenames and interests.
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>>35136320
Ur A FuCkInG ReTaRd aNoN LoL KyS.
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You will never dox me, you fucking faggot.
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>>35136320
>I have become so exceedingly proficient at doxing someone that blah blah blah more autistic blithering
bullshit i bet u cant even tie ur own fucking shoes u incompetent tardorino
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would robots date a fembot with palsy?
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Do palsy bitches give good handjobs due to their vibratory movement?
Post Skype.
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>>35136293
Fembots don't
exist
you
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>>35136293
I'd date anyone who isn't a monster
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what do I even do with myself for the next 2 weeks? While she's going to have a blast at the beach I'll be stuck at home shitposting
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I hope you realize she'll be taking a different Chad's dick every day. Possibly multiple a day.
Also
>Gf
>/r9k/
Pick one, normie beta scum
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>>35136321
This. Girls will take dick any chance they can
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>>35136216
I'm afraid your gf is getting double teamed by Chad and Tyrone right now
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What's it like to have "friends", /r9k/?
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>>35136170
Overrated, honestly. They either grow sick of you or never really like you in the first place. It is a very rare and special occurrence to have a "real" friend, as much as people would have you believe the opposite. So, if you ever get the opportunity, don't blow it.
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>>35136170
Sitting around a campfire with close friends is better than sex.
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>>35136170
It's meh. Fun to talk to people every once in a while though
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>distant father
>overbearing and judging mother
>no sibling
OR
>older sibling/s that abused and buliied you throughout childhood
This is the essential robot family. Prove me wrong.
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I had all of the above. I guess thats why I am here. Also, gargoyles was one of my favs growing up.
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>>35136075
>no contact with father
>raised by recovering addict mother
>youngest of two older brothers, oldest of which molested me.
And here I am now with No Job, Phone, Car, Education or outlook. Despite knowing how corrosive I am to all of my family and peers I continue being a burden, which sickens me. Maybe someday I'll find a gun.
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>>35136075
After ruining Elisa's pussy Goliath realized how amazingly tight human poon was, and decided to hunt down some easy prey.
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>be me
>14
>autistic as fuck parents denying it hard
>sent away to a program for /bad kids/ even though i never break rules and cant lie
>big men handcuff me and take me there
>LITERALLY EVERYONE IS ALPHA AS FUCK
>niggerinos everywhere
>time to introduce myself in front of a group of 70 chadlings
>plsno.jpg
>run
>tackled and cuffed again
>still silent
> ask the guy restraining me if i can have my laptop yet
"no electronics allowed"
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CONT
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is this by any chance in the united states of america?
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>>35135984
CONT
>fight for hours
>nignog on top of me says ill be grounded if i keep fighting
>"THERES NOTHING TO TAKE AWAY"
"YOU WONT BE ALLOWED NEAR THE OTHER STUDENTS IF THIS GOES ON"
>pause.
>"kill nigg*rs"
>kept away from everyone else for my 2 year long stay
>they had no way to control me so eventually they gave me my laptop 12 hours a day to keep me quiet
>mfw i played them into letting me game all day AND keep the normies away from me
2/3
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>handcuff me
Ah America.
I love being a woman. Especially nowadays.
Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they kan do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.
For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.
Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)
He whined like a little bitch to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So patheticc.
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Enough with this stupid copypasta
SAGE
SAGE
SAGE
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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS STUPID POST IDIOT DELETE IT NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
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ITT: Copypastas that weren't even funny the first time
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>TFW bitch hips and thighs
Sucks man
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/r9k/ is not /soc/. Don't post pictures of yourself here
Fuck off
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>>35135959
shave your legs, take hormones, you aren't a man.
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>>35135959
isnt that Rodger Guy
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>mom bought KFC
>It's a 3 piece meal
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>>35135936
I would unironically love to fuck this.
With a condom on, of course.
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>>35135936
Vaginas are not normally that red right?
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>>35135973
thats a constructed vagina.
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ITT: things you have heard people say about you behind your back
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>>35135879
>He's hot
>He's really cute
>He's so pretty
>He's really weird
>He's crazy
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I'll start
>I'm just friends with anon because he gets me food
>don't be mean to anon, he obviously has something wrong with him
>I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself yet
So am I
>I wish I had the same IQ as anon so I wouldn't have any expectation of succeeding.
That was from my closest friend
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>>35135879
>have conversation with a girl in middle school
>we say bye to each other and walk away
>i just barely overhear her tell her roastie friends "did you SEE how big his head was?!" and them laughing
that was 10 years ago
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Any robots play retail WoW? I'm a cyborg with 0-1 friends looking for other people to chat with and possibly make new toons. I'll post my battle tag if anyone replies
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>>35135872
so what's up with John Podesta, seriously
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>>35135872
she was pretty good looking when she was young desu
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>>35135872
7.2 is brain damaged senpai play a game that isn't balanced around Todd.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/sartoonel
Please read the comments and tell me that I'm not being autistic
Back-story:
>me and friend playing Left 4 dead 2 versus with some other kid
>friend dies, kid picks up defib
>we tell him to revive him
>"lol I don't know how to XDD"
>he gets himself killed
>friend tries to kick him, I vote no
>tell the kid to at least play campaign to learn the basics of the game before playing competitively
>"lol fuck off, im new, give me a break XDDD"
>give him a chance
>doesn't know how to use the infected
>kick him after a few minutes of his ignorance
>starts an argument on my comments section
>real 4chan tier arguments this kid has
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Anon, why are you doing this to yourself my man.
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OP here, he deleted his comments to make me seem like im talking to myself, baka
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>>35136010
My autism has no tolerance for bullshit
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>H-hi, anon. Has anybody ever told you that you're a pretty big guy? I'm kinda into b-big guys. Tee hee! Want to go on a date? You don't get to bring friends, though."
What do?
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yeah right. once you get gangstalked you stop wanting to leave the house except for essentials, like working or food.
thanks though.
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>>35135810
What would happen if I pulled your wig off?
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>>35135810
You're encounter with me would be extremely painful.
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>two dumbe for maths
>can't into derivatives or gradients
>don't know what the lowercase delta means
>struggle with algebra
Hey, come shoot me in the fucking face
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>>35135807
I have no fucking clue what any of that is. I failed every year of middle school math and dropped out of highschool after 9th grade algebra.
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>>35135807
most jobs don't use math anon
inb4 counting is math etc. don't be a pedantic fuck
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>>35135865
I'm trying to make a goddamn game where you make goddamn airfoils and I can't pull my head out of my own butt long enough to understand anything about that.
This is dog shit. I hate myself.