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>teeth literally crumbling

HELP
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Go to the dentist. Have them fix one or two teeth at a time. If they're pricks, fire back and find a new dentist who isn't a total asshole.

Dentists are total fucking faggots who flunked out of real doctor school, and then eye doctor school, they are the lowest of the low trash.
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get toothpaste with high floride count
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>>35139645
fluoride

ORIGINAALALLALA

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>Tried ignoring my sadness
>Works really well for a few months
>Begin drinking and smoking weed often
>Suddenly stop the boozing and weed
>Sadness returns
>Realize I am a failure at 20
I'm so lonely.
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hmm, maybe it could be the withdrawal, hmm...
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>>35139592
I would say yes, but the alcohol use ended a few weeks ago and the weed about 4 days ago. It has been a subtle, sneaking feeling until now at 3 AM that it hit me.
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>>35139599
let me tell you something anectodal. weed makes my brain foggy up to at least 8 months after last use. thats me. other people experience increased anxiety up to, from what ive read, around 4 months. these experiences come from heavy users.

theres plenty we dont know about the drug. give it a few months, its probably the weed. maybe. hopefully.

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>start my own subverse on /goat/ site
>post popular posts from r9k
>get offered $10k to hand over sub

d-do I do it?
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>>35139540
>/goat/ site
?
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>>35139575

Nothing of your concern, normie. KYS while you're here.
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>>35139612
damn nigga, not that guy, but im a robot and i have no idea what goat means. ive seen the word before, have never cared to actually tried deciphering its meaning.

youre an embarrasment to the rest of us. you actually may be retarded.

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WHY DOES EVERY SINGLE GIRL WHO IS EVEN REMOTELY ATTRACTIVE OR AVERAGE LOOKING ALREADY HAVE A FUCKING BOYFRIEND REEEEEEEE
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Even the ugly and fat ones are taken, anon.
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>single girl
>have a boyfriend
what did he mean by this?
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>>35139429
>REMOTELY ATTRACTIVE

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/r/ing a soft voiced female to vocaroo that i have nothing to worry about, everything will be okay, that you're here for me and you love me

please
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blank post here
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bIank post here
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>>35139314
You can try >>>/wsr/ or >>>/soc/.
/soc/ has a thread called "FSA", specifically for "Female Sexy Audio". But if you want prerecorded, you can try shit like /r/pillowtalk, etc.

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>want gf but would fall in love on the first date
>would prefer the emotional safety of orbiting
>self-imposed delusional about self-worth
>"bitter" about the female race
>in reality, just self-sabotaging, terrified of rejection, bored of my self weakly attempting to be a "personality", and still in denial of the necessity of moving past the years of emotional neglect and passive apathy towards my life

>"fuck the niggers!" etc. (x infinity)
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Same
>Want gf
>Fall in mad love with the first girl i talk to
>Too awkward to progress into a relationship
>Get hurt as the girl moves on to something better

Every time boys, every time
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>>35139438
feel like i'm drowning in the irony. it could have been so god damn simple, if we would have let it be. imagine just being able to communicate, or feel things.


KIKES AUTISM FUCK CUNT SHIT NIG DICK SFUCK'TISM SPOCK CROCUS TAINT
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>>35139294
>want friends but instantly hate them
>can speak fine with people but fuck up as soon as we start to relate
>easily crack under pressure but take on any situation with a deadline
>sensitive and loving but always resort to dicky first impression

I need to stop existing.

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I found am cure to our social awkwardness r9k. A *drum roll* SAUNA. Literally sweat toxins and the beta out of us. All we have to do is sit down too.
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>>35139288
I'm poor but when I get bored I turn my shower on high and soak in the steam

Is that similar?
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>>35139288
Bullshit, I go to sauna every day and all I sweat out is heterosexuality.
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>>35139288
do you really believe this pseudoscience or are you trying to get some supple robot twinks to go nude to the sauna with you

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I'm going to bed in a few minutes. Please wish me a good night.
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>>35139201
sleep tight anon. hopefully you'll see a qt waifu in your dreams
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Don't let Satan take your soul. Remember to say the ritual of guarding.
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>>35139210
>>35139231
Thanks, you two. I love you. Good night.

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>Project Manager: Okay group, so here are the dimensions for our buildi--

>Equality-quota woman Project Manager: My FEELINGS tell me those dimensions are wrong. I'm going to form the dimensions with random number Spaghettios I find. If any of you have a problem with this I'll tell HR you all raped me.

>Projection Manager: But our field tests with our other locations show these specs work just fi--

>Feelings Manager: I'm being harassed! Just build it.

>building gets built
>structurally unsound, immediately crumbles

"Why aren't feelings as valuable as logic??"
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misogyny

sage
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>>35138935

>misogyny

Ironic posting is SO 2010.
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>>35138915
>tfw i am a structural engineer who follows feelings
yo

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Have you reached enlightenment yet /r9k/?
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>>35138895
that's a life long journey, hard to reach by your 20s
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>>35138895
whoa cool u can see her nippel
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>>35138920
Buddha hit it at 33, get on it!

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I have no idea if any of you will see or even respond to this but I just wanted to share maybe one of the happiest moments of my life
> since I was 10 I knew I wanted to become a wrestler
>Got bullied in HS for it along with being anti-social and only having one friend but whatever
>I can feel my mom doesn't want me becoming a wrestler but more because it doesn't make money but supports me anyway
>Go forward a couple years major in Forensic Science but am training for being a wrestling
>In the gym I meet a girl
>For some reason she starts talking to me
>For some reason I feel natural talking to her
>Goes on for a couple weeks and she helps me come out of my shell get more friends
>Learn she's training to be a wrestler to so that's a plus
>Eventually finish training and get signed to some shitty indy fed in Ohio
>She gets signed to it to so we get to talk at least once a week
>Owner of the place hates me( I'm a fatass and he's sorta stuck in the 80's big guy only mentality)
>Somehow through promos and wrestling I get over with fans though
>Fast forward to yesterday
>World titles match
>Against let's call him generic big guy #2
>Fucking insane match
>5 minutes in I do a blade spot and start bleeding way to much (sorta like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKv7S46AuJc)
>Go on for 30 minutes
>Finally get to end I'm dizzy and feel like I'm about to die
>I do a moonsault and pin him for the win
>Girl I met comes on gives belt and despite being a bloody fucking mess kisses me
>Hug her for what seems like forever
>Referee hands me mic because I forgot I had to do a promo
>Fan's yelling for me
>Lean into mic and say "This is for all the assholes out there who said I couldn't make it. But this proves that I can. I want my mother my father all the bullies in high school to look at me know"
>People were standing clapping for me
gonna continue in a reply
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>>35138890
Sorry if it seemed overly long I wanted to share the story of how I got a gf and world title. It has been one of the best days of my life but I also wanted to say to you guys who may or may not put in the effort to read it. It gets better but you have to work. I was depressed in hs I felt fat and cringey for what I liked. I decided to fix that. If you're fat and don't want to be start eating right and working out. Anti-social? Find places with people of similar interests and just say FUCK IT. Go out there get experience and do what makes you happy. If being fat in your moms basement makes you happy then ok I'm not gonna make you change no one is. But if you're not happy then try to fix it. It will get better. I'm just rambling at this point still loopy from hospital meds but trust me guys it gets better.
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post a picture of your title, or if that will identify you too easily, your ring tights/trunks/gear. otherwise i will consider this to just be a roleplaying /asp/ie
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Marry her. Have a kid. And make sure you use the diving headbut a lot!

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In this thread, we hold onto the last hopes we have of rejoining society, as impossible as it seems. Who knows, you might even make it.

Discuss recovery plans, successes, failures, experiences, more failures, and endgames.

Question of the day: How are you different now to wherre you were three months ago? How do you wish to be in three months' time?

Discord
https://discord.gg/G9zzg8S
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Bump already
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>>35139300

i bump your moms asshole with my cock. fuck your gay dog shit thread. rulrulrul
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>>35138887
This time last year I had a job. I have no motivation to get another.

At how many sexual partners do you stop being a robot?

I'm 19 and at 4
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Get the out, you sociable fuck.
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>>35138871
at any age under 30, and fuck off.
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>>35138888
Quads of truth
Kill yourself OP

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what colour is your asshole?
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poo poo brown
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>>35138867
Pantone 219 U
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>>35138867
golden brown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWAsI3U2EaE

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What should I do tonight?

>watch anime
>write
>play through Pokemon Black

tyvm
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>>35138865

pokemon black sounds decent to me (no nigger cuck)
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>>35138865
watch anime i am currently watching welcome to nhk
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Watch anime then masturbate!
Every night for the rest of your life!

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