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https://youtu.be/iihsbrwqZLU

Insightful, anyone heard of this guy?
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>>35140285
>half hour for 6 points

just greentext it I don't have time for this
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>how to spot a borderline female from a mile away
for a second, i thought he was going to start tearing into numales
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>>35140321
He does in such videos as "Are Millenial Men Useless?" and "Say Goodbye to Alphas, Betas and Omegas".

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I MANAGED TO ASK A GIRL TO HANG OUT AND SHE SAID YES
I DID IT R9K
IM OFF TO DO NORMIE THINGS NOW, BYE FAGGOTS
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>>35140216
Do your best fucboi, may you get laid
also check em
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>>35140216
I wish you the best of luck, Anon.
orig huh
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>>35140216
>bye faggots

Digits say you'll be back to tell us about how shitty your """""date""""" went and how dead inside and sad you are because she made you feel worthless by not agreeing to go on a 2nd """""date"""""

>live in backwoods rural New Brunswick, Canada
>can walk outside naked and no one will see, property surrounded by trees
>can look up at the night sky and not see a bit of light pollution
>can shoot a deer on my front lawn and no one would hear the gunshot, no neighbors
>drive 5 minutes and be in town with all ammenities (stores, restaurants, businesses, etc.)
>piss easy job of being a sysadmin, pays really well and networking is a gorillion times better than programming
>hooked up with unlimited gigabit FTTH

Only thing is Amazon ordering, usually takes 2 days with Prime but shipping it to the countryside, even 5 minutes from town, takes an extra week, so I tend to get stuff delivered to a friend who lives in town. Would be nice to have an EB Games in town though, gotta drive an hour to a city to pick up my Switch on day one.
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>>35140191
What purpose does this serve other than tanning which you guys don't even care about
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>>35140228
What purpose does what serve?
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>>35140191
>live in rich old person gated neighborhood in Florida.
>homes are big and close together
>NEET with with around 32k in savings and have no expenses
>go in my swimming pool, read, play on my pc and Ps4, watch anime all day.
>watch high quality vr porn.

Pretty comfy I'd say, I have very little stress and never have to worry about money. I'm mostly glad that I never have to be around people my age or roasties.

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Is Apu objectively worst meme yet?
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>>35140129
i don't think a meme can be objective.
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>>35140129
Absolutely not. Remember these?
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leave apu alone

apu cute

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Does anyone else here kind of want to make their own cool Zelda/medieval type clothing shit and run around the woods being rad with a sword and shit?

Sounds fun but seems kind of gay too.
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I wish wearing robes and cloaks was still cool, or at least acceptable.

Just wear a basket backpack, instead of a gay sword take a felling axe, and go do /out/ shit.
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When I was 8
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>>35140137
Is it the sword that is making it kind of gay?

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>that heavy feeling when sitting down on a small chair
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>tfw you fall down on your ass and bounce back up
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I can't stand straight unless I lean back a little. Otherwise I would start falling foreward.
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>sex with escorts
>they always grope my moobs

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Do you feel it? The greatest happening of this year is going to happen soon.
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>>35140052
>No digits
FALSE PROPHET FALSE PROPHET FALSE PROPHET
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>>35140052
op it's coming i feel it to
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I agree. There seems to be some sort of electricity in the air. You can always feel it before something big.

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I love being a woman. Especially nowadays.

Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they kan do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.

For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.

Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)

He whined like a little bich to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So patheticc.
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Holy shit, this board is poisoning my fucking mind.

I can't trust people anymore.
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>>35140036
Now if only you could actually poison yourself that'd be kinda funny
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>>35139996
300 replies guarenteed here.

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Would you fuck a fat bitch like this?
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Yes.

new pasta
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I wouldn't fuck her, I'd make tender, sweaty love to her.
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>>35139963
Only if she let me punch/slap her belly

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Fembots: Do you like animal penis?
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How can bipedal bois compete about the big equine cock?
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>>35140018

back 2 >>>/mlp/ beastiality cuck
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Horse cock best cock

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Is this true, robots?

Or are they just pseudo-Mongolians?
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Idk but is she cute or what?
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dane here, finland is pretty cool - not better then denmark tho
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>>35139874
Norway > Sweden > Denmark > Finland

t. Romanian

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Finally got with girl I liked for 3 years now
In the morning she says it was a mistake and I get kicked out
Urge to an hero is strong atm
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No, please.
Stay and shitpost.
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>>35139869 Kill her before you an hero.
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>>35139869
Go on a rampage destroying innocent lives before you an hero

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What some fetishes that you heard about and were kinda grossed about but are into now,

For me its being called daddy, used to joke about it thinking its fucking discuting and then as soon as a couple girls called me it, its like a thing that makes me fall in love with someone
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>>35139659
The daddy thing totally freaked me out until I was ready to be a parent. It was like a switch flipped inside me. Daddy wasn't my father, daddy was the father of my kids. It's kind of amazing how it severed and created a new mental connection.

Now I am a very, very good girl for my daddy
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>>35139659
Also into the daddy thing, but not like the other poster. Daddy is not just my parent, my owner, my creator, but my life. I live and breathe for Daddy... that's why I need him

Unfortunately, I don't have him
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>>35139783
>>>35139739
uhh i dont know what to say to that

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Would you date an "18 year-old" who never got out of her edgy 13 year-old phase?
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I wouldn't date anyone in the first place.
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>>35139638
The next best thing to an actual 13 year old
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I'm marrying a 25 who hasn't got out of their edgy teen phase.

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Would you sniff Stacy's asshole after she took a shower?
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>>35139600
would rather do it before tbqh
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I would sniff if after a week of her not showering, and would lick it passionately, then fuck it raw.
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>>35139600
no I find shit disgusting personally.

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