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How do I pick up girls? Females please give me some support. I wan't to talk to girls outside or in a shop maybe. I often see girls that would be perfect for me. I follow them around but I can't come up with a way to start talking with them. What could I do that wouldn't seem creepy and strange? Tinder doesn't seem to be very popular where I live.
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>>35143274
>Go to bar
>Buy yourself a drink
>Drink drink
>Continue
>4 or 5 deep
>Just start talking to women
Alternatively join tinder.
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>>35143308
>>4 or 5 deep
>>Just start talking to women
Not OP, but I did this once and ended up trying to explain to a group of women why they shouldn't be allowed to vote.
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>>35143308
Thank you but there is still something off with just sitting alone drinking. What if a girl walks in with her friends. Do I stare at her untill she see me? Do I walk up to her and ask if I can buy her a drink? It all seems so made up.
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>OMG anon that pic was for my bf
>you're not gonna show anyone right?
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"no, but its mine forever"
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"You're going to need to suck my cock, otherwise I'll have to tell the truth about why I have a permanent boner."
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>>35143289
>o-ok anon, just tell me when you're about to blast
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Comfy youtube channels(preferably learning) 2017-02-26 02:06:54 Post No.35143242
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Comfy youtube channels(preferably learning)
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Juns Kitchen
https://www.youtube.com/user/JunsKitchen
>relaxing voice
>you learn new recipes
>feels like watching a goof friend cook
Primitive technology
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAL3JXZSzSm8AlZyD3nQdBA
>Comfy rainforest feels
>pretty interesting
>the guy in the videos never talks
>if you want additional info turn on the captions
What comfy channels do my fellow robots watch?
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There is something very comfy about women being into cooking. It's a very submissive gesture, but more sophisticated than mere sex.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUg_y8D6ID0
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>>35143639
>13 subs
Caity iS a cute!
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I prefer https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCStb6xqP228XXUykrrY-_CQ
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Stop hoping she likes you back. She doesn't.
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>tfw Varg is right for once
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>>35143101
>ever having hope
>ever expecting anyone to like you
You people are such normalfags, holy shit.
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>>35143101
I know this already Varg, that is why I have preemptively given up even when there is a glimmer of hope.
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How do I find girls that don't mind shorter guys?
Every once in a while I see a short guy, taller gal couple and I'm instantly jelly.
I'm short as fuck and I'm very much into tall women.
How do I meet such girls?
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If you don't find a super tall giant gf with a manlet fetish then don't bother breeding, don't make your children retarded manlets too.
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>>35143201
I'm rich as fuck and practically of genius intellect.
You're tall children will be my short children's serfs as they have already been for countless generations.
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>>35143247
>practically of genius intellect
>You're tall children
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>talks to a girl romantically first time
>fall in love super fast
>it only lasts 2 weeks
>she cucks me for chad
>still KHV
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that would push me into school shooter territory as well
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>>35143099
Why did she send all those <3 if she didn't mean it? FUCKING ROASTIES STOP THIS
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thots must be terminated.
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>go to the gym
>after workout visit a nearby store to buy cigarettes
>cute new cashier asks me for an id
>something makes me start a conversation (even though I never do small talk with cashiers)
>talk for a while, both smiling
>go home
>think about her all day
Just end my pathetic existence.
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>talking to girls at all
fucking normie gtfo
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>>35143102
It was like something took control of my body. Maybe our generous God wants me to escape robolife.
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>>35143050
What blows my mind is that those few brief moments of connection that robots can't stop thinking about are probably what normies experience every single day.
>at a party last night
>there's this girl I like i knew would come
>had a pretty good chance I'd say
>decide it's a great idea to get high before I go there
>got really really high, too high
> I come there not being able to make a fucking move or do anything for that matter
>girls was totally into me in the begging
>holy shit I gotta do something about this
>all of a sudden this beard guy appears and starts dancing with 'my group'
>me being high as fuck I thought it was funny so I do nothing about him getting closer to the girl I like
>at one point he is like let's go buy cigarettes
>I'm like nah dude but one of my female friends says it's ok, let's go with
>once we are outside he start talking about he is bisexual and shit
>asks ME to kiss him
>I lose my shit
>start laughing so hard I almost died
>"goodbye guys I'm outta here" and I go back to the party to find some friends
>girls stay with him
>mfw the girl I tried to hook up with likes the fag
>mfw I lost a girl to a fag
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>>35143048
Holy fuck you went to a party?
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There's a lesson in this, anon. It's time to man up and grow out of your "le edgy weed lmao xDxDxDxDxD" phase. That shit belongs in middle school
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>he didn't cuck Stacy
You had a perfect opportunity there anon
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>when you become aware that you have no control over the flow of time
it's horrifying
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>>35143020
Why do you even care? Do you want to be stuck in this life forever? Fuck off
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGEFfM6X7OQ#t=0m45s
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>>35143020
> when you become aware that everyone around you moves on their own fruition and could hurt you if they felt like it
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>it's a mom keeps doing chores and coming in and out of my room episode
GO AWAY YOU FUCKING CUNT
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>>35143013
Why would your mom be doing chores in your room? Isn't your room thoroughly clean at all times?
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>it's a mom can't stop cleaning my room even though I usually do it myself quite regularly episode
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>it's a mum keeps coming round my flat and cleaning up my room even though I moved out years ago and told her I can do it myself episode
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i could cry i'm so lonely
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>>35142994
I could keep you company, anon.
lewd company.
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>>35142994
I could rape your ass i'm so lonely
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>>35142994
How long have you been alone?
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How does this make you feel? Are woman actually a lost cause? Seems to me she goes great lengths to explain that she wants attention on her ass
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And then she posts this. What is going on?
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who cares, also she's ugly as hell
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>>35142899
I don't get why girls think it's okay to post shit like that. Like you're showing everyone your ass and tits in the most exposed way you can possibly show it on Instagram and whether you meant this or not, it IS erotic and it DOES attract perverts to your page, thus the question about boyfriend.
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How unrecognizable do you think Internet culture will be in another 10 years?
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Mainstream internet culture will suck even more than now. On how many layers of post-meta irony we will be on is unknown to me.
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>>35142892
I think that in 10 or so years, the internet will be completely different. Have you noticed how social media sites and apps become more and more similar? For example, the other day Whatsapp added 'Stories' as a feature, just like how Instagram and Facebook did before, after it all started with Snapchat. The Internet is becoming more and more homogeneous, and I predict that eventually most websites will dissapear, or it'll become uncommon to browse different websites. The Internet will be a single platform which will hold everything in one place.
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>>35143624
>The Internet will be a single platform which will hold everything in one place.
That sounds so nightmarish. I hope it never happens.
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This is starting to become a serious issue, how do we stop this?
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>>35142871
trying to stop it will only make it grow stronger, we may have to consider abandoning pepe
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>>35142871
You can't. I overheard Chad talking about how he fucked a trap. How he comes on 4chan and that b got him hooked onto traps and other fucked up shit that he is now into. Its the new norm
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>>35142902
This desu origirigriginal
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That Classifieds/Help Wanted page isn't going to read itself, wagecuck. Maybe if you read it everyone in awhie, you may still have some hope of finding that dream job where you are not just a cog in the wheel to Mr. Shecklestein.
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ex-NEET of three years here.
As bad as it is to have to schedule and a job I prefer it over the days where I was a NEET.
My level of depression went from
>suicidal daily
to
>suicidal once a month
It's a huge improvement to have something to do and occupy my mind from the otherwise depressing thoughts.
Also when I finish a project I feel some kind of feel accomplishment that I have missed for years.
Also I don't have to feel like a loser whenever I meet new people and we introduce each other.
Also I don't work for money. I've very likely richer than my boss.
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>>35142860
>I've very likely richer than my boss.
This is what Wagies actually believe
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>>35142860
> I've very likely richer than my boss.