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Robot Test: Post your score and the lowest score you've ever heard of.

My Score: 49
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>>35144758
120.

Lowest I've ever seen is 8. Honest to God impressive.
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>>35144758
I got 49 too.

>mfw I get to the social section
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>>35144758
12

now, what is my prize

hi im a black girl with many white chads and tyrones who want to fuck me
they talk to me even though im boring af

am i still a fembot though
im socially retarded
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>chads
>tyrones
>boring af
>fembot
talk like a normal person you fucking loser
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>>35144696
whatever you say, bro

originally, too, you larping faggot
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is that a mother fucking jojo reference?

origina

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Hello Robots.

The time for this shilling and degeneracy has come to an end.

We shall cleanse our lands of the ongoing heresy.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Uphold our morals.
>Preserve our dignity.
>Strive for enlightenment.

Females have no rights to post on this board, and it shall remain like this forever.

>Ignore female threads.
>Do not reply to female posts.
>Shun female posters.

Women will never realize the struggles of the true robot, the one rejected by society, unwanted by all, ignored by each and every person in the outside world.

Women are PHYSICALLY and MENTALLY incapable of feeling this emotion because they are pampered and loved by society. They cannot suffer as much as we do on a daily basis, yet they make it seem like their problems are so important.

They bask in attention, stating how they have "no bf", but have the ability to spread their legs and have hundreds and hundreds of men lining up.

The time for this has come to an end.

We shall cleanse /r9k/ of this scum.


>Destroy female threads.
>Shitpost female posts.
>Shun female posters.
This board, is our only safe haven in this world.

Society has rejected us, normies have rejected us, everyone has turned their side to us when we need them the most.

Now, they have come here to turn our board into normalfag central. They're here to degenerate it and turn it into /reddit/.

We will NOT stand for this.
>Resist.
>Protect.
>Shitpost.

JOIN THE OFFICIAL DISCORD

https://discord.gg/9Dmg6qq
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>>35144658
"fembot" shit is annoying but so are you
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what about trap threads?
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>>35144713

Cancer that must be eradicated

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Anyone here been to prison? How's the food?
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>>35144603

I work in one and the food isn't good. Hope you like potatoes cause that's about 90 percent of every meal.
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>>35144603
Did a 2-8 for armed robbery. Got out a few years ago. Food was okay. Depends on who was working. Those canteen day prison cooks, though.. I still make them.
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>>35144697
Few months ago, I mean. December 2nd.

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Why is she making that face?

What emotion/desire is it conveying?
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>>35144201
She's probably drugged out of her mind

Idk if you knew this but the majority of porn, the non-amateur stuff, involves the producers HEAVILY drugging the girls in the videos so they will do whatever the producers want and love it
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I thought that was yoga hoosers at first
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>>35144225
true dat.

ive done several porno videos and drugs are offered like candy before the shoot.

give me some shard and my cunt will be wet for anyone.

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Clash of The Titans: Shipman vs Lian Edition
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>14 posts early
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>>35144130
>tfw when you mix up Shipman and Sutcliffe because shipman was memed so hard

sorry lads
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>>35144130

>tfw uni calls your house number for a post-graduate survey and you have to confess you're an English Lit Grad that works at a coffee shop

Kill me now lads

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Why are you not in the military right NOW?

It turns neets into killing machines.
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>>35143997
My MDD and being 5'9 245lbs would make it a mite difficult for me to make it in the military.
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I play a lot of video games, it's basically the same thing.
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Might as well take LSD first

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>You are on the bus

>You see this girl eyeing you

How do you seal the deal without acting like a autist?
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Shit ton of black girls like that are nerdy and like anime. If you can have a good convo and make her laugh that's enough, but most women who look like that have a million guys after them so don't expect her to fall in love
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smile back and then continue staring into space
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>>35143941
I don't because I am an autist

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28 years old khv.
I have never had a gf and I probably won't.

Basically I have the choice of going to see an escort and be done for good or keep going on the way I am, pretending that I can't have sex until married.
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>>35143637
Go see an escort.

With the abundance of escorts, massage parlors, brothels having sex coldn't be more easier. If you're aiming for relationship, it's a different path.
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>>35143637
fake tits are fucking awful looking and Ill never understand it.
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>>35143709
They have their own charm pehaps, even natural tits will have lots of variants for shape and sagginess.

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>there are hungry people in Hungary right now
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I'm one of those people.
Literally hungry in Hungary.
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>>35143300
>there are probably turkeys in Turkey
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>>35143300
There are gay people posting threads right now

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Does anyone else here wish they were manlier?
t. 5'5" chubby manlet with small frame and has always seen himself as somewhat feminine and mistakely semi-embraced it.

I grew up watching shows that divide men between the athletic alpha jock and the nerdy beta faggot, and I instinctively identified with the latter because I was shy and bookish at a young age.

Manly people are objectively good people. The feminine are spiteful, greedy, envious, unfair, and have low self-esteem. The classmates I have again can be divided between betas and alphas. The alphas are actually NICER than the betas. I honestly shocked at how long I avoided sports and manly things because I thought it was filled with assholes. In reality I was the asshole.

Manly people are also heroic and represent a human ideal. They save people, and people look up to them. Now I know it's pretty autistic and weebish to be saying this, but Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star represents this ideal very well. I've written a lot and I'm still trying to iron out what I'm trying to say. So if people show interest in this thread, I'll continue expounding.
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>>35143237
I'm actually pretty manly. Tall, broad shoulders and beard (shitty muslim-tier beard but still). I'd like to get over my laziness and exercise eventually, I assume it's the key to being manlier
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I'm short than you and never had problems feeling manly. I am into all the typical manly things.

Feeling manly is more about your attitude than your physical features.
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>>35143237
>but Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star represents this ideal very well

I do not believe any of your classmates are anything like Kenshiro.

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I am a former virgin NEET who finally ascended last year and now has a gf, a job and friends. You guys will say shit like "fuck off normie" - just like I used to, but i bet a lot of you actually want to change yourself just like I managed too, so AMA.

>2010
>finished education aged 16
>only friends I had moved away
>virgin
>didnt know what to do with my life and I was obsessed with gaming so I just played games and browsed the internet/shitposted all day everyday
>no friends, parents disappointed. I did have about 150,000 gamerscore on xbox live though
>this went on until april 23rd 2013
>yes i still remember the day
>on that day I thought what the fuck am I doing? I cant do this forever
>applied to go back into education (best thing I ever did)
>I was lucky as If i had waited 1 more year I woulda had to pay for the course
>make a few friends there
>september 8th 2014
>realise about my appearance - i'm a skinny 120lb faggot
>what girl would want this
>go to the gym with one of my friends I made (second best thing I ever did)
>2015
>go to uni with the same friends
>make more friends and even get my first gf
>lose my virginity just before my 22nd birthday
>looking back life is so much better now

anyone of you who wants to can change your life too

AMA
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>just go to uni and get /fit/ brah
You deserve to be called a normalfag. Get the fuck off my board.
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>>35143208
>had friends
>can make friends
>doesn't have a mental condition that effects social interactions
>calls himself a robot
You're a failed normie at most. Oh you had friends in school? You're such a robot XDDDD
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How is that blogpost supposed to help us? You didn't actually offer any solution other than "jus lift" and "just be urself"
>make a few friends there
Most of us can't even do that

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Make a waifu using this or a similar program - post results - rate others waifus

http://www. rinmarugames. com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator
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I homestly miss these threads tbqh
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>>35143324
8/10 waifu. apples are healthy and original.
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>>35143418
Like the short hair. Don't know if she drinking blood or red wine but still cute.

8/10

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>tfw no ENTJ fembot gf


The search continues
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Last thread was pretty comfy OP, hope you find your ENTJ gf
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>>35143025
Hey, I'm ENTJ.
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>>35143025
sorry anon but an ENTJ gf sounds like an annoying roastie that never stops talking

Not even the Alt-right girls can reject the BBC. What now, white bois?
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>>35142831
that black guy is gay but nice try
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wrong board amigo

>>>/soc/
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>>35142831
>girl takes a picture with a man
>this means they had sex


i dont get how you can even live being this neurotically insecure

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