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that's because you're an idiot and drank soy milk

>>35146521
How sensitive are your nips?

>>35146521
>tfw grade 2

my goddamn shirt keeps lifting up

>>35146472
"What that tongue do mommy?"

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>>35146472
i want to slap your ass and feed you sushi

classic

hey i got something to help widen that mout

Why doesn't that guy have balls? His sack looks empty.

I'd unironically marry Mayli.
Qt, filthy rich, and degenerate. Literally no flaws.

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I unironically like her artwork.

>>35146387
Burg here, yes I do. Even if it has all gone to shit. We're the greatest country on earth.

>>35146387
Yes, but not nearly as much pride as I feel for myself.

>>35146387
I used to but it's fading every day

>dignity

What is dignity? I'm supposed to be naked, it's how I came into this world. I'm nice to other people, I pay my taxes, I pull out of the passing lane to let faster traffic move...what's so bad about taking naked pictures?

>>35146379
>post it online
read the whole fucking OP

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>mfw i was texting this girl earlier today and she was pretending to be a good girl

>>35146248
I wish I was a pretty girl

Life would be so original

>>35146248
My job is heavy lifting in the woods 6 days a week. I have permanently dirty-looking, calloused hands. I look like I'm in blackface from the coal I handle.

>>35146248
I mean it depends on what level of these industries you are.
If you are a low tier model then you are pretty much fucked 30/35 and can start looking for a husband to provide for you because you never learned shit.

>>35146238
that is the most unoriginal feel a man can have tho

>>35146260
think of it as more men pretending to be women for yourself, dude

i'll fug all the grody teen girls and you can have all the frankenweenie caitlyn's you please

>>35146217
>pants
>wears underwear over them

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>>35145933
I just got dumped for the 8th time now. The OP pic is what happened to me. No matter what I do, I can't hold a relationship for more than 2 weeks.

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Original posts are essential for the autism of this board.

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I hate my life and I wish I had never been born.

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>>35145712
>tfw when you do stuff like this for literal hours at a time

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>>35145712
But thats a child originalloooy

WE. NEED. BOIPUSSI. VR. SIMULATORS.

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>>35145612
it'd be neat if there was some kind of tech that made all the traps and faggots leave this board and kill themselves

8K+ HD VR Waifu/Porn + Universal Income

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>>35145612
Waifubots, desu.

>>35145231
>2d loli
I can dig it

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>>35145231
>these are 17 year old girls

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>>35145231
>This is the peak female form.
No, this is.

>>35145135
btw the mustache fellow came across as far more awkward

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>>35145135
they cant see through their autism
Angry autists are truly digusting

It's people who regularly play video games and people who watch video games. Why did you expect them to not be autistic? The guy in the green hoodie is having a normal conversation and the mustached man is going into a tard rage over it.

>>35145065
Stop spreading logic anon, are you crazy ?

Read more than a couple of wikipedia pages before attempting to come up with "profound" insights. Okay darling?

>>35145065
Free will isn't real, and recognizing that changes absolutely nothing. It's just meme philosophy.

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Keep updating the thread as the effects kick in.

>>35145126
I will. Currently feeling a slight sensation though out my body and my stomach is turning a bit.

>>35145028
If that's dried Psilocybe cubensis, that's a huge dose. Prepare to loose all contact with reality.

If it's fresh P. cubensis it's a tiny dose and you'll barely notice it.

Convert the dose yourself for other species.

Why would a woman with that much invested in her education be willing to be a stay at home mother? It dorsn't add up.

>>35144966
Daily reminder that soros loves mgtow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSqrbdM8XjI

>>35145001
Because her biological clock is ticking and she is regretting her decision to pursue education over child rearing