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>>39178438
god damn OP, is that chat really you?

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>>39178629
youre probably right

>>39178699
Yes it is, i want your guys opinion.

>>39178941
Stop being so autistic and go for it Jesus fucking Christ. At this point your sabotaging yourself so you can continue your pity party.

Sorry I just want to see what it's like to see if I like it. I won't bump I promise.

sorry dad, i have disappointed you

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>>39178551
i told you not to post here faggots. i hope you get banned for life

vicks vapo rub and a dark alleyway.

Life is insignificant OP. She will die eventually.

>>39178090
buy a gun, rob someone, if you are white nothing will go wrong

i want to put my ween in that martian

There are Much bigger fags on here then that transitioning fellow

>/pol/ pandering twitch attention whore
>queen of anything
right

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Jesus fucking christ......33 follows me around!! Reading this post seriously bent my head and reality. Thanks anon.

>>39177959
I was 19 and walking to work I don't remember any of it but when I came to I was in a mental health hospital, from what they said I stopped at a busy intersection and pulled my pants/underwear down and started "violently shaking my penis at cars and pedestrians while screaming" so ya thats the start of it

>>39177959
33fags are the chosen ones

11fag reporting. We are the damned.

reminder that there are no winners nor losers in life since life has no meaning

you can pretend that you're a winner and that someone else is a loser but in the end you will be equally dead as that other guy

>>39177954
Life has meaning in transcending to the ideal.

Losers like you gave up so you get no meaning from life.

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>>39177954
/thread

oregano originale espresso

>>39177774
Almost had some godly digits OP
Go get a psychiatric evaluation, then you might get a sweet deal with the govt. if you have a fucked up head.

>>39177846
Yeah I looked at my digits and got slightly angry I didn't get the similar numbers. I don't need evaluation because those fags will put me in a ward with my legs tied to my neck. Cmon this is a rookie mistake. I shouldn't even be posting this because they are watching.

>>39177774
seek help, that's not normal behaviour by any means

I wish you the best anon

dont do ps4, its not good for you that could ahve been 1000 hours of masturbating with a waste waper more wapple cop

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This is it, your excuse to play that build or challenge run you always wanted to do.

>>39177763
Fucking baby
This place is cancer and you're not making it any better. And are you trying to use jew as an insult? Because if you're mother is Jewish than that makes you Jewish as well

No, if anything they should be mandatory.

Absolutely not. But they get a little absurd at some point. What you have to watch out for is if they get really veiny and lots of stretch marks. Then they're less attractive.

Tiddies are tiddies though. A True Breast Lover will enjoy them regardless.

>>39177713
Yes. Titcows >>>/out/

go to ER you retard

>>39177660
I know they can use some sort of machine to break it into small pieces. I forgot the name of the device and procedure but ask the doctors to do something about it. They might even perscribe you pain killers.

oh man that must suck :( I feel bad for you.

I guarantee no one noticed.
get out of your head.

how does it feel to be all alone in a world of viscous judgmental normies?

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>>39177620
>go for an internship in the ministry of foreign affairs
>thinking i'll be working with old experienced men/women
>get dispatched in a service full of qt girls, mostly younger than me
>am the only man in there
>mfw i have to listen to them chat about chad and how to seduce him, or recepies for beauty masks, while throwing all the work at me
i have to endure this for a whole month to add this "experience" in my C.V

I'm a KHHV, I don't see myself ever talking to a girl let alone getting married lmao

I'm numb to "love" and I think it's wrong to force a being into existence.

>>39177732
hello fellow antinatalist

how was that not original?

>not looking directly into their eyes

Who cares how you feel about your life? You're just a tool of mother nature. Your enjoyment is irrelevant. Fulfill your purpose by following your instincts, and return to the soil.

If you want a second life you have to save someone from a speeding truck and you'll get your isekai moment.

>>39177416
yes
i wish i had a real penis
my penis shaft is half scar tissue and half scrotum

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>>39177416
I feel like killing myself every time I look at my mutilated penis.
>only enjoyment I get masturbating is at release and it lasts only for a second

>I hate having a dry callous dick.
apply lotion. Lots of it regulary. Might make it softer and nicer.

>>39177416
> I really wish l could have better orgasms
you probably have just as good orgasms as I do, it's just easier for me to achieve them.

I wish I could say there was any drawbacks to foreskin, but I cant think of any. Smegma have never been a issue for me since I shower and wash my dick daily.

>>39177367
I disagree, I support, with freespeech for:

originally back to >>>/pol/

Why are all cute girls dumb as fuck? I'd fuck centrism out of her.