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Exercise is cool, my body looks great, but I feel like I have so much mental shit and trauma still left holding me back. How do you make psychological gains

Anonymous 2017-02-26 09:06:46 Post No.35151257
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alright

original individual

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2017-02-26 09:02:37 Post No.35151153
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Anonymous 2017-02-26 09:02:37 Post No. 35151153 [Report] [View this topic]

>compulsively ate 5000 calories yesterday

I don't even care anymore.

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 09:04:25 Post No.35151201
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Anonymous 2017-02-26 09:04:25 Post No.35151201 [Report]

Don't worry, being fat is healthy now.

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>>35151153
>counting your calories
Leave you phony

Anonymous 2017-02-26 09:06:52 Post No.35151264
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>>35151212

I did it out of curiosity more than anything. Just wanted to see how bad I really am.

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2017-02-26 08:39:18 Post No.35150585
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Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:39:18 Post No. 35150585 [Report] [View this topic]

How do i internet date again?

Pic related is my latest failure

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:41:36 Post No.35150652
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>>35150585
Lol, what did you do?

Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:42:33 Post No.35150669
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>>35150585
Tell us that story, man!

Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:42:53 Post No.35150678
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>>35150652

Im not sure. I will post the whole conversation if anyone else is interested

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:35:40 Post No. 35150484 [Report] [View this topic]

Can we have a good old fashioned feels thread? Post anything that gives you the feels and tell me why you are feeling tonight.
>tfw no women will ever love me
>tfw I probably going to fail my exam tomorrow

Also no bullys pls ;_;
~~and no normies~~

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:37:44 Post No.35150538
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>>35150484
here you go
originally of course

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I know you
You couldn't talk to them very well

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>>35150592
Words didn't seem to work

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2017-02-26 08:34:37 Post No.35150449
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Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:34:37 Post No. 35150449 [Report] [View this topic]

If fembots are all worthless uninteresting roastie whores then what are you guys? You seriously think you're interesting?

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:36:24 Post No.35150501
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>>35150449
I do, yes

originally, too, you frickin' mong

Comrade Vlad 2017-02-26 08:37:35 Post No.35150536
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>>35150449
Roastie whores can spread their legs, and have 100s of Chads lining up for a turn.

Robots can't do that.
Stupid cunt.

Women cannot be neglected by society to the point that we are.
Women are pampered by the world since the moment they're born.

They don't know what true suffering is.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SAGESAGESAGE

Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:39:43 Post No.35150593
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>>35150449
Post more pictures of Lauren

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:32:25 Post No. 35150391 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw you realize fat people are actually healthier

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:34:54 Post No.35150462
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>>35150391
>tfw you realize fat people are actually healthier if they lose the weight
fix'd that for you

Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:35:07 Post No.35150466
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Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:35:07 Post No.35150466 [Report]

>tfw you become so used to being fat you start to believe false articles online about how being fat is healthy

Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:35:32 Post No.35150478
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>>35150391
MAYBE chubby people. but fat people? You're fucking delusional

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:20:40 Post No. 35150134 [Report] [View this topic]

Would you let an obese man fuck you for $200?

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:25:05 Post No.35150228
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Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:25:05 Post No.35150228 [Report]

No but i would pic whore for him if he bought me cute clothes

Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:26:24 Post No.35150249
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Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:26:24 Post No.35150249 [Report]

>$200

Yeah, just no kissing or cuddling or talking. And he better use two condoms.

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>>35150134
I'd let him fuck me for free

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2017-02-26 08:19:34 Post No.35150116
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Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:19:34 Post No. 35150116 [Report] [View this topic]

Pajeets are the BIGGEST autists.
Story time:
>Sitting in library waiting for my class
>There's a pretty qt asian chick on the same table, don't really even look at her since I'm trying to deal with this shitty biostatistics class
>This pajeet kid comes along, asks her what her name is and sits down next to me/across from her
>Starts asking her weird questions like whats her major, what year she's in etc
>She has all her stuff out, it's obvious she's trying to get some work done
>Apparently he's not even from our school
>He's asking her about what she thinks of him taking comp sci classes at our school over the summer
>She's obviously flustered and can't shake his autistic pooman off
>I decide to step in

Anyone interested? Should I continue the autistic chronicles of pajeet?

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:20:22 Post No.35150129
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Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:20:22 Post No.35150129 [Report]

No, just end the thread. This is very racist and I'm upset.

Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:23:18 Post No.35150199
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>>35150129
Are you a poo man?

Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:24:26 Post No.35150220
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>>35150116
More like
>pajeet was being alpha and you, being the jealous little presumptious fucktard, decided to step in and act like a autist

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2017-02-26 08:08:24 Post No.35149905
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Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:08:24 Post No. 35149905 [Report] [View this topic]

Does tinder work for you robots? Im 19 and pretty decent looking just wondering how successful it is

Pic unrelated

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:13:37 Post No.35149999
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>>35149905
It'll work for you if you're good-looking and want one-night stands but for the love of God, don't start a relationship with anyone there. That place is full of women who are constantly showered with male attention to the point of becoming extreme narcissists.

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>>35149905
TINDER DOESN'T WORK, AND WILL NEVER WORK
IF YOU'RE NOT A 10/10 MULTIMILLIONAIRE CHAD WHO CAN DEDICATE 100% OF HIS ATTENTION TO STACY AT ALL TIMES, TO THEM YOU'RE ON PAR WITH A FUCKING DEFORMITY
ACCEPT THE SUPERIOR 2D
FUCK OFF NORMALFAG, GO BACK TO /R/TINDER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35149999
>fucking checked
>>35149905
Tinder won't work for robots, because girls that are anything like me, will not be on Tinder. They'll be in their rooms, playing video games that lost their appeal long ago, and wallowing in regrets.

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:05:40 Post No. 35149840 [Report] [View this topic]

>Feel a hard lump under my belly

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:15:55 Post No.35150048
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That's your penis you fat shit.

Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:16:10 Post No.35150053
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Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:16:10 Post No.35150053 [Report]

>feel a hard lump under my nipple

Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:41:05 Post No.35150636
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Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:41:05 Post No.35150636 [Report]

Go to the doctors. It's very unlikely to be something bad it's worth it.

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 07:48:13 Post No. 35149476 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm a kissless hugless virgin. never held a girls hand or danced with a girl. Never even had a female friend. I'm well accustomed to tfw no gf and have posted on 4chan for over 10 years now.

Lately, for the first time in my life, I've gotten extremely strong feels that I need to start a family and have children. I want to have happy family moments and raise a kid. I think it's because I'm getting old (wizard status this year)

Is there any way to quell these feelings? I'd rather just go back to tfw no gf instead of these high aspirations that even normies can't always get.

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 07:52:30 Post No.35149572
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>>35149476
>I've gotten extremely strong feels that I need to start a family and have children.

BOOOOOOO,shame on you anon for trying to spread your KHHV cancer genes, people like you should be hanged.

btw theres no quelling them, its mating season m8, better just buy some hookers or some shit

Anonymous 2017-02-26 07:56:51 Post No.35149660
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Anonymous 2017-02-26 07:56:51 Post No.35149660 [Report]

>have children
why? there's nothing more tiresome and annoying than kids

Anonymous 2017-02-26 07:57:38 Post No.35149680
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>>35149572
am i any worse than the billions of third worlders who are worthless drains on the world but still pop out 12 kids?

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 07:45:48 Post No. 35149431 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw can't wipe my ass clean
>using too much paper it blocks the toilet

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>>35149431
>not flushing several times during wiping to make sure you don't clog the toilet

Anonymous 2017-02-26 07:48:20 Post No.35149479
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>>35149431
Flush before and after you wipe you retard

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>>35149431
>wipe ass 3 times until toilet paper is clean
>flush
>half an hour later my asshole burns and itches
>go to wipe again
>toilet paper has significant amount of shit on it

REEEEEEEEEEE

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 07:45:18 Post No. 35149414 [Report] [View this topic]

Pic fellated: what the average woman would rather do than spend time with a robot

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 07:55:51 Post No.35149644
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>>35149414
That honestly seems more fun than spending time with any of you

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>>35149414
these video's always make me laugh. I don't know why. Why do these dumb sluts get talked into doing this shit?

Anonymous 2017-02-26 08:22:02 Post No.35150165
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>>35149414
i love these videos, those smug girls thinking they are getting some easy money but then they get fucking rekt punched and abused. and at the end when they cry i smile.