daily reminder that you cannot be a real robot if you use /meme slashes/
i have no where else to be, even knowing all i know.
Who else /idontgiveafuck/ here?
who /normieinvasion/ here?
Has anyone taken seriously to the pursuit of non-superficial, sustainable happiness? There are ways, it's just we often get too distracted and don't put the effort in.
I have a lot of notepad documents outlining my plan to achieve it, as well as a good number of resources. Will share at request.
happiness is in each moment
>>35147487
So is misery. It's not that simple
>>35147336
post that shit man
>tfw can't stop eating
The steak I'm having is so yummy I can't stop myself!
>>35147005
if you're a grill there's no reason to stop
>>35147416
I'm not but I hope I can look like one!
not enough cute fat ITT
Do girls know of the power of their butthole?
we are not aware of the rear
>>35148006
>we
>implying women use the internet let along /r9k/
I am starting to believe that pheromones come from lady's butthole.. all I want to do is eat booty
>>35146855
WHO IS THIS?
I DEMAND TO KNOW THE OWNER OF THIS DIVINE BRAAAAAAAP HOLE
NAME NOW NAME NOW
>tfw I've transcended the desire for a gf
>tfw I've transcended the desire for sex
>tfw I've transcended above both robots and normies
>tfw normies and robots will never experience this
I've become a transcendental robot /r9k/
>Sterner
Pls no, friend
>>35146968
>Not Stirner
Go away, spook
>tfw wanting a GF is a spook
>tfw wanting sex is a spook
>tfw 'robots' are spooks
>ttw 'normies' are spooks
Everything is spook. if you disagree you're 100% pure ideology
Dump pics of dogs, pls.
ShouIdve dumped a few, OP, but I got you
>>35148070
OrieginaI
Dogs are cool
Better than school
Never cruel
Power tool
Come join our comfy discord server if u wanna make some friends
https://discord.gg/SW9RY
>>35146626
fucking Christ another one of these threads
>REEEEEEEEEE
>>35146642
Come on man u might like it
We have Ayy Lmao's
Why were they so popular?
>>35146582
They wrote good music, and inspired many people to make music of their own
>>35146582
broing normie fucks whats new
>>35146582
Probably the reason why this is on Youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWbLkXhGEmo
Why did I fail to make any friends in uni, /r9k/?
Why did I?
go join some clubs
anime clubs if you really have to
One of 3 reasons or a combination of them
- You're a boring individual
- You never put yourself out there
- You're an awful human being who nobody wants to be around
Fembots, how would you feel about getting raped by monsters?
>>35146356
that looks painful. i would probably die.
>breast would end up all scratched up and bleeding and covered in bruises from those teeth
>every part of my body would be covered in tears and scratches from the claws
>would end up covered in a gross mucus
>that double penetration would destroy my genitals and leave me permanently in a diaper
why do neckbeards have such autists fetishes?
That sounds hot.
I have reoccurring wet dreams about having an ogre boyfriend that is so large I have to like pole dance on his dick to get him off.
>>35146356
>"All men are monsters"
You aren't ugly. Just poor.
Can't wait for my first operation.
just lol @ paying for surgery
you can bring your maxilla up and forwards using nothing but a belt
pic related
>>35147290
It looks like shit tbqh senpai
>>35146300
>kept teeth together for a while
>could feel my teeth getting pulled forward
>lower incisors don't dig into up gums behind upper teeth anymore
>no visible difference in my jaw
well at least something happened
i'm sucking his dick upside down and his old man balls drape across my face
>>35145995
this is the most elaborately constructed bait that I've seen in a while
I hate having old man balls. I had a hydrocele a while back and it basically stretched out my ballsac to its utmost limits, and my balls have never been normal since.
I also have a tiny dick so it make it look even more ridiculous comparatively
sometimes yu gotta face the shit
What job is the most comfiest?
shitpoisting
merching
What job is the most comfy?
None at all, my friend. None at all.
So how big is too big?
Broseph
>>35145563
Lol I don't know. Lets find out.
Bigger than the girl's head = absolutely disgusting
>>35146280
Wrong
bigger than the girls head = Two spare pillows in bed.
I'm going to delete my porn folder lads
S-SHIT THIS IS HARDER THAN I THOUGHT
it is like putting down an old family dog
s-should I do it?
>>35145240
I've done it twice this year, you just end up remaking it and regretting you deleted it in the first place
>>35145271
I've done it four times now
lost some good shit, but this time
THIS TIME I AM GOING TO MAKE A CHANGE! NO MORE FOR THE PORNOGRAPIC JEW!
Robots we have to take a stand, (((they))) are trying to control us with internet porn
most of your bad self esteem is caused by porn
You may ask " Why would they want me to be a consumer of their product? Even then I pirate their videos or watch them on porn sites"
porn sites are owned by them, you think ads and clicks don't earn them money? They want you to keep on consuming and making them more money
Even if you have adblock a click or a download is a win for them
>deleted empornuim bookmark
>deleted porn folders
lasted three weeks before sniffing it out & going ham
lucy doll, chloe couture, cum swapping, my dirty maid, all those fresh x265 claire evans gloryhole vids you name it