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>mfw 1st time at a club and girl asks me to offer her a drink
ty for the redpills guys or I might have fallen for it
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>>35148682
Probs wanted to use you anyway.
Would've just used you for drinks and then ditched you.
Women are scum.
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Keep up the good work, champ.
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>>35148682
Being at a club in the first place aside, you did the right thing
>you will never cause her to make this face
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my bf kisses my neck or caresses me while wrapping his hand around my neck
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>>35148679
meh, idc that much 2bh
wizard life, yahmean son
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You mean the "I'm acting as if I'm experiencing pleasure even though after taking literal miles of nigger dick my vagina is numb to any sort sensation" face?
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LOL!
Could you do it femanons?
Absolutely NO sex for 4 days and 4 nights?
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That's crazy talk
What will they think of next
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COULD YOU IMAGINE?!?!
THE ABSOLUTE MADNESS
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>>35148661
>>35148786
they're just fantasy movies. it couldn't possibly happen in real life
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100% straight up, no bullshit:
Is asian pussy MADE for white dick??
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asian pussy is boring
White pussy is prime
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>>35148654
Quite honestly yes. Pic related, about 40% of Asian women don't want Asian men. Only 11% don't want white men.
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>>35148681
I would say there's twice as many good looking asian than white girls
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>when you match on tinde but she never messages you but you cant say anything either because >autism
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>when you make the first move and she replies back but you don't know how to sustain a conversation so you never message her again
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>>35148688
I know this too fucking well
original
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>>35148761
Dakota ?original comment xd
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It's over for me, robots.
She chose Chad.
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She looks exactly like the type to gain 50 pounds in the first year of marriage
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>>35148468
He looks more like a brad desu
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>>35148673
have to agree with this statement
that is also not chad wife material
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why do so many girls not take it in the ass like a good lil princess
how to convince it?hypothetically
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>spank I'm a
>me badgirlIt still makes sense.
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>>35148450
>dick smith
Is she a cockforger?
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>>35148753
i duno but her feet are delicious
seriously how long would you last? no chance i'd go past 10 seconds.
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I promise to last until you post sauce
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I'd probably blow my load just by the contact of my trousers against my dick as I pulled them down.
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would probably get too excited, lose it, and start jackhammering her like a possessed man
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You have one week until Venus will collide with The Earth. Please, use your time wisely.
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Don't think I can wait a whole week. Could we reschedule?
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>>35148437
NO! Enjoy you're freedom.
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Haha, I'll just keep rotting away in front of my computer.
what do i do
>anniversary of a super bad car accident i was in is in 2 days (feb 28)
>be on edge, super anxious and having flashbacks
>yesterday gf was just joking and being nice with me but i was experiencing the anxiety and was being an asshole only partly as a joke
>shes mad at me
>dont want to blame my behavior on gay shit that happened 2 years ago so i take all responsibility for my actions
>dont want to complain
I said I was sorry but she's really mad this time and I think I blew it because I've done it before...
>inb4 NORMIE GET OUT REEEEEEE
I'm lucky I could even get someone as special and beautiful as her
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>>35148405
>How do I let my cunt of a girlfriend tell me how to feel?
Is this your question?
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>super bad car accident i was in
you deserved if you little pathetic faggot, i wish you died in it, your mother probably does too you useless, sopppy cunt, get over yourself you cock sucking nigger.
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>>35148405
>>yesterday gf
>>>>yesterday
>>>>>>gf
GTFO, son
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>got into the argument with a normie co-worker by claiming that happiness is impossible because the knowledge of inevitable death undermines any lasting effect of any human activity and kills the motivation
>his response is typical dude brah you have to live in the moment just b urself XD
How the fuck do I live in the moment? How do I NOT know that at some point my health will go shit, that I will get some fucking ass cancer and waddle through the days in pain and senility until death finally comes to grab me?
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>>35148369
Just don't get old bro. They say only kids put ketchup on their hot dogs, so just keep doing that and you'll be okay and never grow old
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>>35148384
>Breaking news, a 30yr old man has broken into a local toys r us and refuses to come out
>He's taunting officers with shouts of 'I DON'T WANNA GROW UP, I'M A TOYS R US KID!'
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>>35148455
breaking news I'm a gay faggot
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>tfw when no average gf
how do i cope lads?
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>>35148367
Try really hard to become average, and get a gf on your league?
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You're in for a rude awakening if you think that's "average."
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>>35148367
Women look so fucking sexy without makeup.
>"Anon i went into your room earlier....we need to talk"
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>>35148246
Did she find your panties?
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>>35148246
she found the buttplug didnt she
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>>35148272
>>35148282
>tfw imagining some obese neckbeard wearing lace panties pulled over to the side shoving a butt plug up his ass
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>britfags literally get their news from a company called the BBC
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>>35148219
Yeah, what's the joke?
I think it's vomit-inducing that some kind might learn about a disgusting homosexual meme before the british broadcast corporation.
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>>35148370
>kind
*kid
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>>35148370
>some kind might learn
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>Clean my cock. *Now.*
What do you do?
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*farts loudly*
uhhhhh uh uh
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Derail the thread by posting UV maps
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Go to the bathroom and get some tissue paper.