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>>35149434
Never stop anon. A woman must feel regret for toying with the emotions of vulnerable robots.

good luck dude, iktf when she blocks you, but my advice is give it a little time before asking for forgiveness. else you will just piss them off more

>>35149434
i love you sid. i love linaire too. i hope both of you love each other a lot again.

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There is nothing we can do famaIam.

>>35149376
It was all a hoax senpai

nothing but party because the world will end on 2020

bumperino famerino

Wow what a great community of autists! I can't wait to become an active member!

>>35149183
The last time I joined a discord server I ended up getting doxxed

>>35149172
are you sure you want attention and praise for simply existing? i'm pretty sure there's a deep underlying sadness to that even for people who really are asian females.

>>35149225

Well, in truth, there's no want about it. If you're female, you'll get attention and flattery from guys whether you want it or not. As someone that gets zero attention, I accept said things generously.

>>35149252
what's the worth of attention given to a person for being a female or pretending to be one? wouldn't it feel better to get attention that is deserved than to get it because someone hopes they can sleep with you or get naked pictures from you?

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>Anyone else like this?
Yes

>Talking to a guy I barely know but I would like to know
>he starts talking to me
>I don't know what to respond
>Say barely anything
>awkward silence
>He's gone

>>35149257
That's why I hate one on one chats

>so autistic that i cant hold a conversation for longer than 5 minutes without sperging
>tfw i will always bore people or freak them out
>i just prefer to listen
>love listening to certain people talk
>perpetually watch quietly as my favorite conversational partners get bored with me or realize i'm retarded and leave

>>35149139
lift ,
when your pecs are tight feelings cant get inside you

>>35149139
>She's an unbelievably toxic person
why?

>>35149139
Tell us more .
>How are you connected ?
>What makes you want to 'come back into her life' ?
>What makes her such a toxic person ?

>>35149137
>Is drinking oil a safe bet?
if you dont vomit it out, it would simply pass through oily diarrhea

Drinking oil will give you runny shits, at least initially. Your body can't digest it well enough unless you fully transition to a low carb high fat diet, and even then you can't just get all of your calories from it.

>>35149189
This is what happened to me. I just shat flaky pieces of poop, and the stench, oh my god the stench. It's nothing youve ever smelled before.

This song always reminds me of my hs friend who cs 1 year ago.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtFCxx_nOaI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UoKIiw-p2g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxdwnyfT0D4

>>35149105
I just wanted to make this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olGTTzfxNiw

When I listen to this, I imagine myself in another dimension, it's a temple and it's so white that it shines. It's like realm of angels.

>>35149057
How do I into higher dimensions and steal energy from the lesser beings?

tfw 1st dimensionlet

How do I stop interdimensional Chads from cucking my chakras?

>>35149039
>Who is your favorite ASMRtist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlfx6nOLJAo

>>35149039
sugoi taste, OP. Her yandere RPs are elder god tier

>>35149039
None of them because ASMR makes me uncomfortable as fuck because I can't stop thinking how someone is probably masturbating to this.

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At least you're not blind or armless

>>35149029
Same

It's crazy how much more attractive one with be with a better jawline.

>>35149029
it can literally be fixed if you were intelligent

>I feel that I am slowly losing the final remains of sanity left in my head...
Y?

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>>35148987
I don't know for sure. It's like the last time,but stronger. I'm having a hard time to keep bad thoughts at bay. It's like I'm stuck on a bad acid trip. I'm not thinking on the same wavelength as I should.
I can't remember the last time I left the house. I haven't seen sunlight in a long time. I haven't spoken to her in a while. Maybe she has given up on me. She should. I would have. Poor mama. I don't know how long she will have her son. I'm not going to repeat the story. I would rather slit my throat open than lose it again. Perhaps this time I'll have to do it. I'm not going back.

>>35149193
>I'm having a hard time to keep bad thoughts at bay. It's like I'm stuck on a bad acid trip. I'm not thinking on the same wavelength as I should.
Wow that sounds familiar.
>I'm not going to repeat the story
I guess that's it then, good luck with the rest of your life friendo.

Im not a fag. I only watch gay porn

>>35148895
Hop in and scrub him down

>>35148895
As long as they don't think I'm a pedo I don't care.

Something amazing.
I feel enlightened. I feel like all the worries of the world melt away in this moment and I become one with the universe.

>>35148877
c'est nas un garfield

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>>35148877
>Let's keep reposting the same joke over and over. That will get people to like me.

>tfw supposed to be getting a CFA around where I live but it's taking forever
Hurry I need your delicious homophobic chicken

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>TFW you know for certain a faggot will never touch your lunch.

Feels amazing. McDonalds fans will never know this feel.

>>35148799
>yfw they increase the price