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I am not a good writer but bear with me, anons. I think I discovered what happens after death.
Everyone's experience in life is like it's own individual bubble. Everything you sense is just a projection inside your mind and not the actual thing. Just a representation. You are an isolated bubble with your thoughts too.
What is a bubble usually made out of? Water and air. Perhaps we can use the water to represent the physical aspects of ourselves. Our bodies and mind. And the air within the bubble is the nonphysical or the "soul".
What happens when you pop a bubble? The water returns to the water and the air returns to the air. Nothing really changes. Instead of experiencing the universe from the confines of your bubble you experience it through the confines of the universe. No longer will you see a projection of an object in your mind. You will be one with all nonphysical and your body will do what it's always done.
Anyways, I thought I was really smart when I thought of this and I got excited but when I wrote it down I saw everything that was wrong with it.

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>accidentally uploaded crossdressing pics to a uni assignment

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Why dont you just go for a milf?

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I met a girl who lied about her age on pof and sent me nudes. She was 17. The dad apparently found the phone on says he wants to charge me with child porn. Wtf? He wants to charge me for kidnapping too. Jesus Christ. What the fuck.

I'm close enough in age that it shouldn't matter

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Where do I meet girls like pic related and are for the most part apolitical? Where do they hang out?

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My girlfriend wants to dress me up like a girl in a skirt, stockings, wig, full makeup, and call me a girl name, then fuck me with a strapon. She also wants me to call her "mummy" while we have sex and pretend like I'm her virgin son who she's teaching how to please a woman

Is this worth doing? I don't know it sounds a bit gay

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is that it is just such a damned time sink.

today
>wake up 12:20 PM
>roll out of bed
>turn on computer before even putting pants
>put on pants
>go to kitchen and get a cup of coffee
>sit down at PC
>open instagram to see what the girls have uploaded
>one of them has uploaded a photo from a party she was at
>spend the next 2 hours searching the internet for photos of her at that party, at others, videos on youtube, videos pup up by friends, etc, etc
>edging the whole time to her photos
>checking some other leads on other girls at the same time
>checking porn forums to see what has been uploaded too
>50+ tabs open
>finally blow load to something completely unrelated to original post that started this process
>3:07 PM writing this post

It's just stupid, man. I wanted to do some stuff today. I'm getting tired of "the hunt" and might just start giving myself a time limit, but I bet it won't work.

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What should I do Robots?
26 and they will be kicking me out in a month
So angry I could die and I'm scared of being alone in the normie world.

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Are hips important? Can a girl be truly perfect without child bearing hips?

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>cronic muscle pains in hands and legs
>every post I make is painful
>it's not worth it anymore
>bye r9k
>one less shitposter
>this place was like home to me
>fuck

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>tfw asians on r9k are either really self hating or have elliot rodger levels of arrogance
>no inbetween
Why is this?

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ITT: Greentext your story on how you met and lost your gf. I'll start.

>be me 23
>life was shit until I went back to church for some 'hope'
>life started to pick up again and improved myself
>gained some confidence and talked to a qt3.14 at some charity event
>we hit off as good friends for a while until I asked her out
>she said yes
>finally, my life was completed
>had a good job, car, and gf
>during the presidential election
>things spiral down hill
>I was browsing /pol/ and thought that Trump was best man
>gf wanted to vote for Hillary
>we argued and I was becoming more agitated
>finally I snapped and yelled "Women, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord."
>she left crying to her mothers place
>mfw I realize what the fuck I just said.
>mfw she doesn't want to talk to me anymore
>mfw she found someone else.

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Sometimes I feel as if even though I get a girlfriend I'd still feel the emotional detachment feeling

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>Pull up to pick up gf on my chopper
>gf asks "whose motorcycle is this?"
>tell her it's a chopper
>asks "whose chopper is this?"
>tell her it zed's
>"who's zed"
>tell her zeds dead baby zeds dead

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what do you think of the BRAAAAAAP fetish?